Idk lol I headcanon Shrimpo being Good at cooking/baking
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Shrimpo’s POV:
I woke up and I don’t even feel like going outside,Tmr was the WORST day of my life!First I got fucking force to go outside and Goob was freaking carrying me the whole day and THEN I lost freaking 100 Ichor to a STUPID CHILD AND FINN CAN GET TO SAY STUPID ASS PUNS NOW.I don’t feel like doing anything rn so I’m just laying in bed.As soon as I was about to doze of….
“Sprout:SHRIMPO!!!Wake uppp!”
I almost jumped out of the bed and looked at him.
“Shrimpo:WHAT THE FUC-WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE.LEARN HOW TO KNOCK.”Why the hell is HE here I mean seriously.
“Sprout:Shush u whiney lil bitch-Anyways I remembered last month Rodger told me and Cosmo that u are helping us in the kitchen.Its been a month now!”
I looked at him confused what the hell is he talking bout
“Shrimpo:What the fack u talking about?”
“Sprout:I think Rodger said u burned the whole house down.And he said u have to help us in the diner for one month”
Oh yea that…Well thats..uh……guess I deserved that?But THAT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE
“Sprout:Now come on!Me and Cosmo will be waiting for u in the kitchen”
As Sprout left,I grabbed a pillow and screamed on it.I hate life…
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Im outside of the Diner section.Ugh!As I walked in.Sprout grabbed me and dragged me to the kitchen
“Cosmo:I didn’t expect you to finally come.After a month…”
“Shrimpo:SHUT UP I WAS FORCED TO DO THIS!”
I glared at him and Sprout stopped it and push my short ass away
“Sprout:Now now calm down u shorties let’s just go do our work”
Most of us just worked and I hated ITTT.Although I do enjoy cooking it’s been awhile and maybe I should just burn the kitchen down,Yeaaaa seems like a good idea.As I was thinking bout burning shit.It seems like a customer came.
“Cosmo:Shrimpo can u pls see what our customer wants?”
“Shrimpo:Fine..”
“Sprout:And remember to act calm”
“Shrimpo:Whatever..”
I went to check to see who it was..
SHIT!It’s the weird overprotective sister and the dumbass (and kinda cute)huggiver
“Goob:Wowie Shrimpo!You worked here!”
“Shrimpo:No I don’t!… just what do u want?”
I’m trying my FREAKING best to be calm because I know that ugly ahhh strawberry with a bad haircut gonna tell Rodger bout this
“Scraps:Goob…why u treating him like a friend?”
“Goob:Cus he is my friend!”
“Shrimpo:N0..we are not”
I said that as soon as he said that
“Goob:Well u are one to mee”
He smiled innocently.I blushed like a fucking gay boy jeez why am I like this!!
“Shrimpo:*sigh*What do u want.”
“Goob:Can I have some choco chip cookies”
“Scraps:No Goob u ate alot yesterday.”
“Goob:Aww but-“
“Scraps:No buts.Anyways I’m just getting a slice of vanilla cake for Poppy.”
Seeing Goob frowns made me felt weird for some reason.Goshh I’m being gay now…
“Shrimpo:Just let him have the fucking cookies”
“Scraps:Excuse me?”
“Shrimpo:U heard me.”
Scraps looked at Goob seeing him do the puppy eyes and sigh
“Scraps:Fine…One slice of cake and a bag of cookies please..”
Goob looked at scraps and me in excitement
“Shrimpo:Took you long enou-Uhmm I mean that’ll be 16 Ichor..”
Gosh FUCK THIS acting calm and nice is killing me on the inside.
Scraps paid for the stuff and I just told Cosmo and wait for him to give me the crap and give it to them.Goob was just staring at me weirdly and smiling at me weird too.
Ehh some time later Cosmo gave me the stuff and I just handed it to them
“Shrimpo:here u go dumbasses”
I handed it to them and Scraps just look at me annoyed
“Scraps:Thanks…Shrimpo…”
They left as Goob just keep waving me goodbye.Atleast he didn’t give me a hug.
After thinking that GOOB went back and hugged me.I spoke to soon…
Goob:Phew I almost forgot bout hugging you.Now bye Shrimpy.
He put me back down and went back to his sister.
Dawg that weird ass…I swear he’s reading my minds
Whatever-i need to go back to work now
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Time skip againnn
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“Sprout:U aren’t that bad at the job”
“Cosmo:Yea..not bad”
“Shrimpo:Ok shut up I’m going home I’m tired”
Sprout and Cosmo just looked at me walking back home
“Cosmo:Why did Rodger told us to make him work here for 1 month-
Finally I’m home.Im so tired…
“Rodger:How was it Shrimpo?”
“Shrimpo:SHUT THR FUCK UP U-“
I continue cursing and Rodger looks horrified.
As soon as I stopped I walked away to my room leaving Rodger shocked.I slammed to my room and Teagan went to Rodger
Teagan:Dear?You sure we should make him do the help for one month
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Rodger:I’m sure…
At Shrimpo’s room
I jumped on my bed.Im too tired to even move…
Finn:Hey!Shrimpo-
Shrimpo:YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING!
Finn walked out the room
Ughhhhh I can’t even sleep,Might as well just watch on my phone.
As I was scrolling on my phone.Oh look a gay test..
Hmmmmmmm…Yeahhhh I need to know if I’m gay-
Goob’s POV:
I was munching my cookies while seeing my sister getting ready for something I think I remember she is having a sleepover with her crush,Poppy
Scraps:Goshh where’s the vanilla cake I bought for Poppy.
Goob:Over there
Scraps keep rushing to get her stuff.And I am just sitting on the sofa eating my cookies
Scraps:I’m gonna go now u sure ur ok staying alone for the night
Goob:yea sis I’m an adult already Just go have fun
I pulled my sister to a hug as she hugged back
Scraps:Ok bro.See you like at least tomorrow
Goob:Bai!!
Scraps left now I’m alone.Oh welp I’m bored I just finished all the cookies
I was just thinking bout something until..I could invite Shrimpo!Imma text him now!
Shrimpo’s POV
Oh crap Im actually gay-
Huh new message…from goob?
I red a lil bit of it. Basically a sleepover?
Meh why not.
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Hope y’all like it
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