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– 00:45
[ haohao ]
wanwan
ESTOY LOCO EHEHE
wanwan
ESTOY LOCO
wanwan
LALALALALALLALALALSMDKKSKJSKSKALAL
haohao
no wonder ricky doesn’t like u
wanwan
💔
haohao
you’ve been watching too much tiktok lately babe
wanwan
wait ur still awake?
haohao
im reading wattpad
wanwan
wattpad sucks
haohao
says you
haohao
hold on- why am i still awake and talking to you
wanwan
because u miss me
wanwan
ZHANGHAOO DID U SEE RICKY MAKING JOKES YESTERDAY
haohao
yes… i did
wanwan
ISN’T HE THE CUTEST
wanwan
i can’t believe he’s talking to me though sumn i never imagined
wanwan
is he ok? can u check up on him
haohao
he’s likely doing very fine
wanwan
oh im just surprised cuz ricky can be really funny
haohao
yeah he’s a clown
wanwan
shutup
wanwan
why’s he suddenly like this?
wanwan
I HAVE 2 CONCLUSIONS THO
wanwan
THIS CAN BE THE REAL RICKY
wanwan
ORRR HE WANTS TO MARRY ME
haohao
SHUT THE HELL UP
haohao
uhmmm maybe? maybe not
haohao
but aren’t u going out wit gyuvin? y’all should totally date fr
wanwan
i dont like gyuvin that way
wanwan
bro nah he’s more of a bestie vibe
haohao
damn-
haohao
then okie! stick to ricky alright
wanwan
why
haohao
WDYM “WHY”
haohao
because he’s ur crush?
haohao
and dont stop trying
wanwan
actually im gonna move on
haohao
and i forbid
wanwan
UR THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO GET OVER HIM
haohao
AND NOW! IM SAYING NO
wanwan
wHY??
haohao
shut the fuck up fym why???
wanwan
nah ricky doesn’t want me anyway i’ve embarrassed myself ENOUGH
haohao
WHERE DID UR DELUSIONS GO
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-zEROBITCHASS-
yewjin
i have a headache
haohao
why r u awake fetus
yewjin
because my head hurts
gunwukz
im also awake
wanwan
WE THE AWAKE GANG GANG
haohao
that does not sound cool
hanbinna
awake gang gang💀wanyi stfu
gunwukz
yeah wanyi stfu
haohao
fr wanyi stfu
wanwan
i actually hate y’all
hanbinna
my head’s also aching ur not special han yujin
gunwukz
DAMN
haohao
what’s wrong
wanwan
did u hit ur head on a concrete too?
hanbinna
fym “too”?
hanbinna
a fucking karen came to our cafe while it was my shift cuz mom was busy
hanbinna
she ordered fucking ice cream and I LITERALLY saw her sitting down and DIDN’T TAKE ONE SCOOP
hanbinna
the ice cream melted and she said it’s fucking melted the fuck
hanbinna
OFC IT WOULD MELT IF U DON’T EAT IT FOR A LONG TIME FUCKING BITCH
hanbinna
she came to the counter and demanded a refund like im not fucking willy wonka get the fuck out
haohao
u said that?
wanwan
you only said it in ur head.. right?
hanbinna
obviously i said it out loud
gunwukz
did u explain the law of thermodynamics then
hanbinna
gunwook
hanbinna
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FUCKING EXPLAIN- yk what nvm i dont wanna get more angry
yewjin
MY HEADACHE IS WORSE
hanbinna
shutup kid
wanwan
hanbin is so strong my patience level could never
hanbinna
i was surprised by myself too
hanbinna
UGH! she was so mad at it too cuz no way i would give a refund cuz like it’s melted but she had already ate some of it
hanbinna
NUH UH
jiW00ng
did she caused a commotion like a typical karen
hanbinna
almost
hanbinna
i threatened to call the cops on her crusty ass so she stopped talking and left
hanbinna
she pushed our signboard on her way out too funny asfuck
wanwan
LMAO
hanbinna
i ranted it all out again ladies and gentlemen thanks for ur cooperation
jiW00ng
enjoyed it
hanbinna
IM GOING TO SLEEP
[ hanbinna went offline ]
haohao
goodnight hanb-
haohao
damn nevermind that
gunwukz
gunwukz
anyways..?
yewjin
guys my head is still aching
gunwukz
i almost said GOSH CAN U STFU BRO NO ONE GIVES A SHIT LMAO
gunwukz
but i won’t 🥰
yewjin
😒
jiW00ng
why’s ur head aching baby
haohao
hEY BACK OFF HE’S MY BABY
jiW00ng
what is ur dumbass talkin abt he’s MY baby
wanwan
maybe because of too much screen consumption
gunwukz
ipad kid xD
yewjin
first of all why would i eat literal screen the fuck
yewjin
second of all ur mom’s a hoe
haohao
that was random
wanwan
no u little dumb shit screen consumption as in having too much screentime
yewjin
OH.. no it cant be
jiW00ng
go to sleep ur body needs rest
haohao
i was about to say that STFU
jiW00ng
and i said it first
haohao
I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST
jiW00ng
BUT I VOICED IT OUT AND IT MATTERS MORE
haohao
YOU TYPED
[ gyuvinci is online ]
gyuvinci
i raised yujin and im literally his father stop claiming him
haohao
no i’ve claimed him long ago
yewjin
gyuvin? dad?
gyuvinci
yes my son
wanwan
what in the world
yewjin
wanyi is my sister so YOU’RE OUR FATHER
gyuvinci
wHA- no wanwan is not my daughter
wanwan
im adopted? all this time?
jiW00ng
i aint no grandfather U HEAR ME
gunwukz
ok grandpa
jiW00ng
[ mattchuu is online ]
mattchuu
YA’LL MAKIN FUN OF JIWOONG?
mattchuu
WHO’S MAKING FUN OF JIWOONG
mattchuu
DONT BE MEAN TO JIWOONG>:(
wanwan
matthew has been summoned
mattchuu
i sensed some bad vibe coming from the gc
gunwukz
chill we were just playin fr
mattchuu
leave jiwoong hyung alone or i’ll boot ur asses
gunwukz
bro’s down badddd
wanwan
MAEIL BAM DOWN FOR UR LOVE DOWN FOR UR LOVE OHH OH
gyuvinci
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN FOR UR LOVEE
gyuvinci
omg wanwan we’re literally so meant to be
haohao
wym by that
haohao
wanwan
stan the boyz for clear skin
yewjin
my skin has always been clear
jiW00ng
y’all i was just thinking
jiW00ng
what really is the colour of an orange
gyuvinci
dumbass its name is the same as the colour
gyuvinci
just like a lemon
jiW00ng
ohhh
haohao
bring back bullying
– time skipped 12:12
[ haohao ]
•online
haohao
dudeðŸ˜
haohao
my relatives came this morning i have no fucking idea who they were
haohao
they were like you’ve grown so much zhanghao! and i just stood there like 😃🕴ðŸ»
haohao
“i used to change ur diapers” LIKE THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING
wanwan
LMFAO IT DO BE AWKWARD
wanwan
bet u got the wet grandma kisses
haohao
yes
wanwan
the moist kiss with red lipstickðŸ˜
haohao
shut the fuck up that’s nasty af but i love them fr
wanwan
EW THAT’S NASTY ZHANGHAO
haohao
THEM AS IN MY CLOSE RELATIVES
wanwan
oh
haohao
u wanna come over?
wanwan
OH GOSH WE’RE LATE FOR SCHOOL
haohao
it’s a holiday you dumb motherfucker
wanwan
oh.. i know that..
wanwan
and no i cant come over
haohao
why not?
wanwan
i-
wanwan
i need to water my fish
haohao
sounds fake but ok
haohao
just come OVER IT’S NOT THAT HARD
wanwan
actually no i have tons of work to do
haohao
ricky’s gonna be there
wanwan
should i come right now? yeah hold on
haohao
xD
wanwan
oh shit..
haohao
getting over someone is hard huh?
–
“now i need to tell ricky to come over” zhanghao mumbled who was trying to set his two friends up as best as he can
being their cupid except it would be hard for ricky to fully fall for wanyi
he was tired of hearing wanyi talking about her unrequited love and hatred for him 24/7 and either gets sad and cry about it
well, zhanghao was close with the both of them and he gotta do something
it’s now or never
and since there’s hope ricky might feel affection towards her too
–
[ r1cky ]
•online
haohao
did u wash ur ass today
r1cky
are u high again
haohao
no and never
haohao
never and no
haohao
nope nuh uh
r1cky
ur definitely high
haohao
dont make assumptions
r1cky
oh yeah? send a picture of ur eyes
haohao
*scoffs*
haohao
r1cky
oh my gawd im gonna kms
traumatized for life
haohao
SEE THAT SHIT? IM NOT HIGH
r1cky
shut tHE FUCK up im busy
haohao
doing what
haohao
counting money?
r1cky
im studying
haohao
stop lying madafacka ur literally online
haohao
imagine ur pinnochio or sumn😂
r1cky
that emoji gets on my nerves every damn time
haohao
really? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
r1cky
stop that what do u want
haohao
you
haohao
come over
r1cky
no fuck off
haohao
let’s do something fun
r1cky
why?
haohao
DONT ASK
haohao
IM ORDERING PIZZA
r1cky
so?
haohao
i-
haohao
we’ll do fun activities together whadoya say
r1cky
no
haohao
OH OHHH LET’S PLAT MORTAL KOMBAT
r1cky
no
haohao
then will u come if wanyi is there
r1cky
no
haohao
gyuvin is up for anything especially if wanyi is there unlike u😒
r1cky
ok
haohao
i- there’s gonna be pizzas and strawberry drinks and strawberries on a strawberry table with strawberry chocolate hello kitty themed foods
haohao
but since u dont wanna come i’ll just invite gyuvin instead 😔
r1cky
yeah do it
haohao
CAN U STOP BEING SO FUCKING DRY
r1cky
dry like yo momma
haohao
STFU RICKY
r1cky
who else is going
haohao
just u
haohao
CAN U PLS COME OVER
r1cky
FINE! geez
haohao
uri jibeuro gaja😸
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let’s go to my house
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