– ★ –
– 06:00
[ haohao ]
•online
haohao
WAANNWANNNAWAAN
haohao
I JASTAUST SAAWBAN KID GETUNG TAKEM IDNWD A VAN
haohao
ok it’s been half an hour..
haohao
waNDA
wanwan
WAHT??? i cant read arabic
haohao
I WASN’T SPEAKING ARABIC
wanwan
ok then WHAT
haohao
I SAWR A VAN AND AND AND A KID WAS GOIN WALKIN ON THE STREETS AND
wanwan
OMG WAIT BE4 WE GET INTO THAT
wanwan
alexa play rush hour by crush & jhope
wanwan
YUH! THAT KID BE WALKIN ON THE STREET YO
haohao
XU WANYI STFU
wanwan
UN VILLAGE yesEO HANGANGJIN EOK
haohao
anygays
haohao
ok so then the kid disappeared and like the van drove away and i was like a witness of a kidnapping case basically
wanwan
do i look like i give a fuck
haohao
🤨
haohao
u dumb fucker you should???
wanwan
the kid is definitely finee he’s with an adult’s supervision
haohao
that’s even worse? a stranger??
haohao
have ur dumbass never heard of stranger danger
haohao
what if he got murdered
wanwan
y’all hear sumn??
haohao
u did not just ignore my words
wanwan
what words
wanwan
okee imma take a shower because im gonna see ricky again todayy WOOHOOOO
haohao
YOU FUCKING- ðŸ˜
haohao
i am SO worried rn
wanwan
chill mother the kid is fineee
wanwan
unless we see a report on the news abt a missing child-
haohao
did you just call me mother
wanwan
ur mom
–
wanyi turned off her phone preparing for her morning shower as her phone buzzes with notifications
hao spamming her about his hallucinations or sumn
“he’s crazy” she mumbled and shrugged it away
– 08:06
“morning haohao“
wanyi greeted her friend with her usual bright smile who was waiting for her at the gate
“no good morning for you hmph!” hao pouted and walked past her acting all grumpy
wanyi chuckled in amusement towards his behavior and ran to him to match his pace
“hey! what did i do??”
“you ignored my texts”
“bro literally no one gives a shit about your texts, now look at my new manicure isn’t it prettyy!“
wanyi displayed her new set of nails right in front of his face which he quickly shoved away
“fuck off” zhanghao mumbled and kept walking with a frown
“hao, come on!”
“oH BTW” zhanghao suddenly exclaimed, already forgetting he had to stay mad at his friend
they kept on walking as wanyi looked at him waiting for him to continue whatever..
“WHAT”
“did you hear about the basketball trial this week?“
“yeah i kinda heard about it, why?“
“they’re practicing today anddd ricky’s gonna be there”
“tsk, ofc ricky would be there” wanyi smirked and flipped her hair at his face
“bitch- that was unnecessary, we should go and see him what do you say?”
“oh yeah!” wanyi widened her eyes and slightly hopped in excitement
“gurll! can you imagine, ricky coming to rest at the benches all sweaty and you’ll give him a water bottle and towel”
hao grinned feeding into wanyi’s delusions
“.. and and y’all will have an eye contact and shit“
“zhanghao stAWP” wanyi slapped his arms as they walked towards their lockers
already getting shy and all red because of a scenario hao made for her
“dramatic ass bitch, let’s fucking go already”
hao said to the girl who was leaning onto the lockers smiling like an idiot
“wanwan we’re gonna be late Let’S FUCKING GO”
–
wanyi is back at it again on her daily basis of talking to ricky hoping that one day he’ll notice how much she likes him
only for the boy to find her presence so annoying
“rickyy!”
wanyi waved her hand at the boy from afar
shit! ricky who saw her first was ready to turn back and run away only for him to stop on his tracks abruptly cuz zhanghao was standing right in front of him
ricky’s eyes widened after seeing he bumped onto zhanghao who smiled excitedly
“what’s the hurry?” he asked munching on his snacks
“u-uh hey” ricky greeted awkwardly
“i heard you’re trying out for the trial”
“well duh, im an official member anyway”
“ok star player, didn’t ask if you’re in the official team” zhanghao teasingly rolled his eyes, punching his friend on the arm who let out a soft chuckle
“star player? is that how they call me?” ricky smirked and flipped his non existent long hair and hao laughed at his behavior
“anyways, we’re practicing today at the basketball court wanna come?”
“we can come by at the practice?”
“well yeah it’s just trial practice” ricky shrugged as zhanghao nodded
“okie i’ll come around..i’ll bring wanwan with me” hao softened his voice when he spoke of her name
smirking at ricky whose smile slowly dropped at the exact moment when wanyi came in between them
“hi guys!” wanyi smiled… like she always does “hao the bell will ring any minute shall we go?”
that was when ricky noticed her dimples for the first time
he kept a straight face at her sight wanting to leave so bad signalling hao to take her away that instant
zhanghao could tell what ricky was saying through the signalling of his eyes and the frequent scrunching of his face
he then smirked “oh wanwan ricky just said he wants you to be there at the trial practice”
“oh- really??” wanyi looked up at ricky for a response
ricky forced a smile and he took advantage of the awkward silence to quickly walk away
zhanghao sighed and laughed away looking at the shorter girl next to him “that’s the guy you’re into? really?”
“what? you got a problem?“
“ugh, such weird taste” zhanghao rolled his eyes and fished out his phone
“HEY! HOW DARE Y-“
“I’LL ADD YOU IN A GROUPCHAT HOLD ON”
“w-wAIT WHAT”
“OK DONE LET’S GET BACK TO THE CLASSROOM”
“BOY WHAT!?”
–
-zEROBITCHASS-
[ haohao added wanwan ]
gyuvinci
THE FIRETRUCKS ARRIVED AND I DANCED TO FIRETRUCK BY NCT127 BUT A POLICE OFFICER THREW ME AWAY
gunwukz
omfg
gyuvinci
so rude
hanbinna
ofc he’ll throw you the fuck away there are people dyin and you’re out there poppin ur pussy
yewjin
he threw u away?
mattchuu
WHAT? IS THE POLICE OK?
gyuvinci
fuck u martha
mattchuu
SAY THAT AGAIN BITCH I’LL KICK UR BALLS
gyuvinci
MARTHA
mattchuu
IT’S MATTHEW
taerrrrrrrae
uhm y’all notice hao added someone rite?
gyuvinci
DAYUM WHO THIS
hanbinna
oh-?? OH??! hello babygirl
haohao
uhM CALM UR TITS?
wanwan
DAYUM U WERE POPPIN UR PUSSY DURING A FIRE?
gyuvinci
technically yes
jiW00ng
who the fuck is wantwant what do you want wantwant
gyuvinci
CAN U NOT READ IT’S WANWAN
gyuvinci
sorry bout that he’s uh- he’s 80 years old
wanwan
aww hello grandpa!
gunwukz
gyuvin nooo
jiW00ng
WHHAT CAN U NOT?!!? IM NOT 80 YEARS OLD
wanwan
r u 70 then
jiW00ng
wtf no istg kids these days
wanwan
that’s what my grandfather used to say
taerrrrrrrae
he’s like a thousand years old he’s probably turning into a fossil rn
jiW00ng
not y’all age-shaming me
yewjin
it’s true, bro even knows victoria’s secret
gyuvinci
bro witnessed the dinosaur extinction
gunwukz
bro was the 1st bro
mattchuu
bro got julius ceasar in his contacts
gyuvinci
bro dated cleopatra
jiW00ng
IM NOT THAT OLD
wanwan
that’s crazy💀
mattchuu
hold on the fuck who is this person
gyuvinci
who
gunwukz
who
wanwan
who
yewjin
who??
hanbinna
who? wHO?! WHAT ARE YOU AN OWL? ?!
yewjin
who’s wanwan? ricky did u change ur username
wanwan
wanwan
WAIT
wanwan
ricky is in this groupchatâ‰ï¸
[ wanwan left the groupchat ]
gunwukz
are they scared of ricky-??
taerrrrrrrae
maybe ricky bullies them
jiW00ng
hahah that wanwan person WANted to leave
hanbinna
is that supposed to be funny?
gyuvinci
HOLD ON A MINUTEEE wHAT THE FUCK
gyuvinci
WAAAAITTTTT
gyuvinci
WAS THAT XU WANYI
haohao
OH MY GAWD I WAS GONE FOR A SECOND SHE LEFT
[ haohao added wanwan ]
haohao
NOW WANWAN
[ wanwan left the groupchat ]
gunwukz
LMAOOO
[ haohao added wanwan ]
[ wanwan left the groupchat ]
[ haohao added wanwan ]
[ wanwan left the groupchat ]
[ haohao added wanwan ]
[ wanwan left the groupchat ]
[ haohao added wanwan ]
wanwan
BITCH
haohao
stop leaving or i’ll kick ur ass
gyuvinci
😃
gyuvinci
HEELLOOO WANYI
gyuvinci
or should i say wanwan ><
wanwan
ew creep how the fuck u know me
gyuvinci
im gyuvin
gyuvinci
ricky’s friend
wanwan
the fuckboy looking one?
gyuvinci
NO THAT’S LEE JEONGHYEON
wanwan
OH
gyuvinci
ðŸ˜
gyuvinci
wanwan has a little crush on our ricky it seems
gyuvinci
uhm or maybe more than just a little crush hmmmm???
gunwukz
gunwukz
GAHDAYUMMM
hanbinna
delete that picture istg
mattchuu
brooo u did not just exposed them like that- uhm anyways weird taste but ok
mattchuu
im matthew btw!
gyuvinci
DONT BOTHER INTRODUCING URSELF MATTOO
gunwukz
yeah mattoo stfu
yewjin
fr mayto just stfu
wanwan
💀
wanwan
can u- shut up a bit
wanwan
hello mattheww! he seems normal:D
wanwan
idek u but fuck u tho my taste is probably better than urs
mattchuu
I HAVE GREAT TASTE
wanwan
in men?
yewjin
YES ACTUALLY
mattchuu
NOOOO
haohao
yujin u menace
taerrrrrrrae
im normal too the fuck i’ve been meaning to escape from these piece of shits for a long time
gyuvinci
then leave
taerrrrrrrae
what
gunwukz
yeah no ones stopping you bro
taerrrrrrrae
if that’s the case then i wont leave
taerrrrrrrae
hii im taerae!
wanwan
i would love to introduce myself but that gyuvin person already did it
hanbinna
HOLD ON WHO TF IS SHE
gyuvinci
FUCKING WANWAN STOP INTERFERING
jiW00ng
what do u want.. wanwan do u want to be wannabe somebody just wANna be meh
gunwukz
the hell u tryna put together
jiW00ng
im tryna be a poet shutup
gyuvinci
oh yeah grandpa is a bit grumpy when he’s hungry so we have to feed him leaves
wanwan
noted
jiW00ng
IM NOT THAT OLD
hanbinna
wanwan? like wanwan from mobile legends?
wanwan
tf is that? is it food?
hanbinna
no it’s a game- yeah nvm
yewjin
that’s grandpa jiwoong and hanbin who r not really important IM HAN YUJIN
wanwan
i see hiii
yewjin
UR CHINESE RIGHT? KONICHIWA
gunwukz
no kid that’s-
wanwan
oh- bonjour
haohao
all those mandarin lessons wasted
yewjin
was it wrong?
wanwan
OFC NOT IT WAS 100% CORRECT HAO TAUGHT U WELL
yewjin
oh thank you wanwan!
r1cky
what the fuck?
gyuvinci
OH-?
gunwukz
OH- ? UH
mattchuu
OH SHOULD WE LEAVE
gyuvinci
UHMMM
wanwan
🕴ðŸ»
wanwan
hi ricky!
r1cky
do u have to follow me till here
gunwukz
AYO-
haohao
i added her 😀
r1cky
why
yewjin
YOUR GIRLFRIENNNNDDD
haohao
YUJIN i- 💀ðŸ˜
r1cky
no she’s not! SHUT UP
yewjin
yeah whatevs bro🙄
yewjin
CAN SHE STAY THO
gyuvinci
who r u asking
wanwan
i can leave if u want me toðŸ™ðŸ½
yewjin
NOOOO
taerrrrrrrae
ok awkward- lmao
haohao
we should bond fr y’all
mattchuu
did u know james bond was my uncle
hanbinna
stop the cap
yewjin
then why r u seok matthew and not bond matthew
gunwukz
because james bond is his uncle
wanwan
that does not make sense
taerrrrrrrae
do u know electrovalent bonding
gunwukz
the only thing bonding i see is ricky and wanwan’s chemistry
r1cky
you can gladly leave lol
gunwukz
oH nvm gUYS
yewjin
why r u so mean to ur girlfriend
wanwan
🗿🕴ðŸ»
r1cky
han yujin shut the fuck up
gunwukz
i ship
mattchuu
I SHIPðŸ˜
jiW00ng
ship is not a verb u cant- verb a non verb
taerrrrrrrae
just let us have fun old man
hanbinna
we dont give a shit about those conjunctions
yewjin
YEAH WE MIGHT GET CONJUNCTIVITIS
wanwan
oh okie
wanwan
who r y’all again?
gunwukz
im gunwook vice president of student council community, president of the anti-bullying community, class president, subject topper, all rounder, law student, millionaire and billionaire
taerrrrrrrae
shut up kardashian wannabe
hanbinna
im hanbin the sexiest daddy💋
hanbinna
im probably sexier than ur so called ricky
wanwan
whatever u say bro
taerrrrrrrae
LMAO
hanbinna
damn
jiW00ng
im jiwoong AND IM NOT A THOUSAND YEARS OLD
jiW00ng
but like i dont school anymore
wanwan
u dont school at our school??
hanbinna
what
wanwan
OH ARE U HOMELESS
haohao
wanwan you stupid fuck NO jiwoong is already in uni
wanwan
OH THAT’S REALLY COOL!!
jiW00ng
really
wanwan
i actually thought it’s yall’s grandpa and u added him so he won’t feel left out
jiW00ng
fucking gyuvin
gunwukz
he is
jiW00ng
GUNWOOK DO NOT!
yewjin
OH WANYI GOES HERE?!
wanwan
yes
yewjin
we’re gonna be at the trial practice today why don’t u come too!
gyuvinci
kid- dont the freshmen have extra classes to attend after school
yewjin
screw em i can bunk
taerrrrrrrae
u learnt bunking from jiwoong
wanwan
ayo- we got a freshman in here?
haohao
yes-
–
“wani wanwan!” zhanghao skipped towards wanyi harmonising her name as he smiled happily “i love saying your name”
he said and then pulled wanyi on her sleeves looking like he’s in a hurry
“wanwan! GUESS WHAT” he said and wanyi looked kunfused as hell
“did you see ricky?” wanyi asked as her smile grew wider
“the fuck no i didn’t even think of him”
“oh”
“there’s a rap battle at the cafeteria brauu!! it’s crazzzyyy leT’S GO WATCH”
“WHAT”
“CMON”
“THAT’S LAME ASS FUCK HAO”
wanyi hesitated and shoved zhanghao’s hand away but the excited zhanghao carried her and ran off
“zhaNGHAO PUT ME DOWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING”
they reached the cafeteria in a blink and hao abruptly put his friend down like she asked
wanyi didn’t have time to balance herself and almost fell but zhanghao caught her on the wrist “cMON THAT WAY”
zhanghao dragged her where they got closer to the middle of the cafeteria where some students were recording with their phones
some were cheering for the name “keita” while some cheered “haruto”
“damn! this gonna be interesting”
wanyi grinned excitedly and changed her mind when she saw the two boys standing face to face
they were one of the most talented performers in their school
they had just finished rapping song verses and competed who had better charisma and flow
it was a draw and students were yelling and shouting for more
keita rolled up his sleeves as he sticked his tongue out warming up for more
haruto on the other hand signalled keita to go first
“LES GOooOO ROUND 7 !!”
shouted the boy who was standing behind haruto and seemed the boy was team haruto
the “host” then climbed on the benches and pretended the bottle was a mic
“they’re going to roast each other in rap format in rhymes but little do they know they’re trash cuz i aint got a dime but i do know one thing im spicy as a lime”
“jeonghyeon get down here”
“now let’s get tHIS RAP BATTLE ONE AT A TIME”
jeonghyeon continued and finally stepped down and the crowd screamed in excitement
“THIS IS THE BATTLE!”
“RAP BATTLEE!”
“anthonny you better cheer for me out loud” haruto said to his friend who screamed even louder
then keita stepped out
“you look like an infection! got no perfection, look in the reflection, it’s the last time you’ll have affection, since you’ll get rejections! so go home the other direction”
wanyi held her mouth agape seeing how lame the roast was but she was still excited for more since the hype in the room was so strong
“AYOOO!”
“IS TEAM KEITA WINNING”
“HARUTO YOU GON TAKE THAT?”
“i shouldn’t even try there’s no use, i already know you’re gonna lose”
“WOAHH!!”
“OHHHHH KEITA YOU GON TAKE THAT?”
before keita said anything haruto went on
“look at your shirt! it’s brown look at that face there’s a frown!”
“ooOOOHHHHHhhhH”
“you’re 18 but you’re acting like you’re 2 or maybe it’s because i invented you”
“YOOOOO”
“EYY eYY all i hear is you talkin with that bLAH BLAH and if im acting like a 2 then i’ll give your girl that googoogaga”
“DAMNNNN!!”
“OOOOHHHHHHH HARUTO”
“rapping is so simple all the thoughts come to my head like his pimples”
haruto’s jaw dropped at keita’s diss with anthonny massaging his shoulders
“if laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world of all its ailments”
“look at the way you dress! you look like you’re from the 70s! i just got a text from your girl she said last night was heavenly”
“OOOHHHHHH!!!”
“DAMN HARUTO YOU GON TAKE THAT”
“you are shorter than the life span of Trump, the only way people can see you is when you jumped”
then jeonghyeon stepped in for keita “how you gon roast ma boy when you got fake eyebrows”
“dAMNN“
“how about YOU go back to being fake just like CNN”
“oooHHHHHH”
“BOY i know you ain’t talkin with your whale lookin teeth”
“are you always this dumb, or are you making a special effort today”
“i’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
“omg haruto!”
“when girls see me they say yes yes yes, when you start rapping you got no flow flow flow, and that’s a big.. no no no”
“OOOOHHHHHH”
“you’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine”
the whole room screamed the members of the two teams, team haruto and team keita started pushin each other claiming who’s the better one
“short jokes always bore me but you’re shorter than the numbers below three”
“i cant stand your ridiculous comebacks, practice your insults or you’ll need your mum back” keita said and the crowd cheered again
“are those shoes or archaeological artifacts? thEY’RE SO DIRTY cANT tell if you’re trying to walk or excavate” haruto said pointing at keita’s sneakers
“.. dirty like yo momma”
“OOOOHHHHHHHHH”
“DAAMNNN HARUTO YOU GON TAKE THAT”
“my fans say im the taste while yours says you’re a waste, bet you cant even tie your shoe lace”
“now im a kind boy, your face though brought nobody joy”
“AAYYYYY”
“DAYUMMMM“
zhanghao screamed and next to him stood wanyi who’s mouth was wide opened and speechless
just then three teachers came inside the cafeteria because the screaming and yelling of the students became way too loud
the bell rang at the exact minute and the teachers dismissed the whole cafeteria as students dispersed to their respective classrooms
“yoU WERE ON FIRE KEITA”
“slayed ate devoured and left no crumbs”
“nah nah that motherfucker over there left some crumbs”
“wow! haruto totally won that”
“he was killing it”
“NO IT’S TEAM KEITA WHO WON”
“NO IT’S NOT”
– ★ –
i did not write that
we need them side characters too dont mind me adding the most random people lmao
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