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â›â› i want my life in two âœâœ
– 11:11
[ kowalski ]
•online
kowalski
ur album just arrived where can u pick it up
wanwan
OMFG WHAT WHICH ONE
kowalski
wha- uH
kowalski
newjeans
wanwan
bUT THE NEWJEANS ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE NEXT MONTH ARE U SURE
kowalski
uHH WAIT i think this one is nctdream ISTJ
wanwan
but i just ordered that a minute ago
kowalski
what the-
wanwan
can u check it again
kowalski
it’s le sserafim-
wanwan
i already have all their albums LOL HAHA WRONG NUMBER IG
wanwan
wait are you a bot?
kowalski
no
wanwan
say on god
kowalski
im not a bot
wanwan
sO WHICH ALBUM IS IT I’LL COME PICK IT UP WHERE U AT
kowalski
there’s no album IM the album
kowalski
i’ll surprise you with better goods in me
wanwan
what the fuck?
wanwan
just give me my damn album delivery uncle
kowalski
THERE’S NO ALBUM AND IM NOT AN UNCLE
kowalski
im a fresh handsome youngster *flips hair*
wanwan
wtf ok who the fuck are you
kowalski
it’s ma jingxiang
wanwan
i just spit out my mango juice on minghao’s face
wanwan
WHAT
wanwan
WHY DID U LIE ABT THE ALBUM DELIVER YOU BITCH
kowalski
not my problem LMAO
wanwan
man i was so excited😔
kowalski
why u have so much albums bro
wanwan
because because.. they’re hot
kowalski
uh yeAH-
wanwan
kidding i love their musics and i can decorate my room with posters hEhEHE
kowalski
yeah i get it, it makes us happy
kowalski
soo let’s start this over
kowalski
hi wanyi this is ma jingxiang save my number :3
wanwan
AIGHT OKIE
wanwan
how’d you get my number though??
kowalski
pythagoras theorum
wanwan
DAMN
kowalski
so wanwan! do u have plans today?
wanwan
eat sleep drink
kowalski
oh
wanwan
I DON’T
kowalski
i know you don’t
kowalski
u got no one to do
wanwan
WHAT
kowalski
NOTHING TO DO*
kowalski
wtf
wanwan
true i have no one to do😔
kowalski
u can do me
kowalski
JUST KIDDING
wanwan
dAMN IDK BUT THAT WAS KINDA SMOOTH
kowalski
everyday we stay further away from God
wanwan
ANYWAYS
wanwan
why do they call u kowalski
kowalski
do u know the penguins from the movie madagascar
wanwan
OOOHHHHHH HAHA
wanwan
kowalski.. i get it
wanwan
so do YOU have plans for today
kowalski
i do
kowalski
but my friends ditched me
wanwan
HAHAHA LMAO HOW SAD *points and laughs*
kowalski
OK RUDE
wanwan
im kidding my little princess
kowalski
did u just call me-
wanwan
yeah babygirl
kowalski
damn uhm
kowalski
so will you go out with me at the fish museum? what do you say
wanwan
fISH MUSEUM?
kowalski
yeah fish museum
wanwan
u mean the aquarium?
kowalski
no fish museum
wanwan
whatever u sayyy
wanwan
hELL YEAH
kowalski
damn that was quick
kowalski
i thought you’d make up ur mind for some time
wanwan
I LOVE THE AQUARIUM
kowalski
you doo? oh that’s great!
wanwan
gtfo
–
wanyi jammed to seven by jungkook while she was doing her hair
she was blasting the music in full volume in her huge bluetooth speaker which stopped her from hearing the bangings on the door
just then the door smashed opened and it fell down on the floor again
“TURN THAT SHIT OFF IT’S KILLING ME”
“WHAT THE FUCK MINGHAO THIS IS THE 7TH TIME YOU’VE BROKEN MY DOOR”
“TURN IT OFF”
“GET OUT”
“WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING AGAIN”
“WHAT”
“WHERE ARE YOU GOING AGAIN THIS TIME”
“WHAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU”
“wHEREE.. ARE.. YOUUU.. GOINGGG.. AGAIN.. THIS TIMEEE!!!”
“HUHH???”
minghao grasped on his hair and looked for something to smack his sister with
he grabbed a pillow from the bed and hit wanyi with it and turned the volume down
“TURN THIS SHIT DOWN”
then wanyi who fell on the floor got up
“wHAT THE FUCK MINGHAO WHAT U GONNA DO ABOUT MY DOOR”
“WHO CARES LEAVE IT OPENED LIKE THAT BE DOORLESS”
“EXCUSE ME?”
“YOU DON’T DESERVE A DOOR”
“GOSH CAN U LEAVE”
“where the hell are you going again this time”
“none of your business”
wanyi said as she grabbed her handbag
“don’t forget to clean the house today”
“wHAT it’s YOUR turn to clean”
“no it’s not” wanyi said and ran off downstairs and behind her was an angry minghao who chased her
–
jingxiang waited for wanyi at a park standing under the shade as he stood there patiently for the girl
“WHASSUP!”
jingxiang jumped a bit in shock and calmed down when he saw it was just wanyi
“the hell- yOU SCARED ME”
“did you wait long?”
“nope!” he smiled
“oh thank gosh, i thought i’d be running late because my stupid brother forced me to do chores”
wanyi said taking a breathe of relief and laughed awkwardly
“hot girl shit?”
“YEAH! he said i cant leave until i finished mopping the floor”
she said making the taller boy laugh “oooh look at those flowers” wanyi said when a bunch of flowers at the park caught her attention
the bright sun rays shone above the flower pots and it was full of butterflies
she bent down to look at them while jingxiang just stood there staring at her every movements
he later joined and crouched down beside her and picked a flower
“wanwan! can you look at me?” he said and when wanyi turned her head to his direction jingxiang almost blushed infront of the girl whose face was super close to his
he kept his calm and reached his hands to her ear and placed a flower there
“pretty” he smiled leaving wanyi speechless for a moment
she then laughed softly at the boy’s cute action “no you, babygirl” she said picking a flower and placing it on jingxiang’s ears
“you’re the cutest flower boy” she said ruffling his hair and stood back up
did i just got babygirl-zoned
jingxiang sighed and stood up tall in front of her
“you’re REALLY tall bro”
“i drink lots of milk, you should too”
“how dare you height shame me”
“what no i didn’t”
“sooo shall we go?”
“okie follow mee”
“which aquarium are we going to”
“at lotte world”
–
the two went to the aquarium of lotte world to look at the fishies
and as much as how jingxiang wanted to declare it as a date he knows clearly wanyi didn’t think the same
considering she kept bro-zoning and calling him babygirl
not that he hates it LOL but he wishes wanyi would think of their chemistry in a certain type of way
but he was happy to be able to spend the day with her and cherished the moments
“DUDE LOOK IT’S YOUR FAMILY”
wanyi exclaimed pointing at a picture with her index finger
she was pointing at pictures of penguins and jingxiang sarcastically laughed and kept a straight face
“haha.. very funny, woah would you look at that”
“OMG IT’S AN ANGLE FISH LIKE THE ONE FROM NEMO”
“IT’S AN ANGEL FISH”
“whaTEVER”
“wanwan look there’s nemo!”
“that’s so cutee” wanyi laughed as the two stood closely side by side watching different species of fishes swimming behind the glasses
“it’s really pretty”
wanyi’s eyes trailed over to different angles of the aquarium admiring the beauty
you’re prettier
jingxiang said to himself in his head focusing more on wanyi than the aquarium
except he didn’t say it in his head but luckily he only mumbled the words out
“did you say something?” wanyi looked up at him but jingxiang just shook his head nervously
a while later, the two decided to click few pictures of themselves and the aquarium taking goofy pictures and various poses
midway during their photo taking session, out of the blue, wanyi’s stomach growled and she slowly looked up with an embarrassed expression
“that was not me i swear”
“shall we go eat?” jingxiang laughed and gestured his hands
“yyyyeahh..ok“
– 15:30
after eating.. and like most people who has ever went to lotte world
the duo wore school uniforms and cute animal hairbands
“wanwan, let’s match our headbands” jingxiang said smiling at the girl who nodded
“which ones!”
“wear the white cat ears and i’ll wear the black ones” he said and wanyi grinned in excitement
“holy shit yEAS”
she said and picked up the cat ears with small bells attached to it and hopped as she looked up to jingxiang to smile at him
wanyi.. having no idea in the world her actions are making the taller boy’s heart flutter
he looked away feeling himself blush and wanyi pulled him on the arms
“quickly wear it, tf are you doing” she pouted which made the situation even worse
worse was one way to describe jingxiang’s situation where he became a blushing mess
he then nodded and did what she asked
“let’s take pictures” he kept his calm and suggested making the shorter girl nod
after that wanyi saw something that caught her attention and skipped towards it while jingxiang followed slowly
his eyes were focused on his phone screen looking back at the pictures they took and smiled like an idiot
without a second thought, he posted their date pictures on his instagram stories
“mhm, mhmm we look so cute togethe-“
“hEY MA JINGXIANG COME LOOK AT THESE”
his head suddenly perked up and saw wanyi standing next to the photobooth
“cominggg.. ”
.. darling
– 16:45
“IM GONNA BEAT YO ASS”
“NO IM GONNA BEAT YO ASS”
gunwook nudged gyuvin on the shoulder trying to make the other one lose from a game they were playing
the two had went over at ricky’s place to play mortal kombat
“I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE FLASH”
“wHY’D YOU PICK HIM THEN”
“IDK- HE’S HOT”
“HAH! I’LL KILL U WITH MY SUPERMAN LASER EYES”
gunwook smiled widely as if he was a villain whose plans are coming together
“LESSGOOO” gunwook then did a victory dance infront of gyuvin who desperately fell to the cold floor
“aaAAAGSHhhh i shOULD’VE WON”
“but you dIDN’T HAH”
gunwook then stood on top of gyuvin and twerked
“AYO GUNWOOK NO TWERKIN IN MY HOUSE”
ricky who was laying on the opposite side of the couch yelled and threw a pillow at gunwook
“get oFF ME YOU DISGUSTING THANG”
“next round?”
“yes cMON!”
“AIGHT THE LOSER IS GAY”
“BE QUIET”
gyuvin and gunwook were bickering about who would win
ricky just sat quietly and laughed at the two continuing to play his own game in his phone
he took a break and went over to different apps and ricky already having a habit like every teenager
clicked onto the instagram app even if he had no business there
his dms though.. were never dry and all the time his notifications had new people liking his posts and commenting on them
he got used to it.. being a popular boy at school
his eyes then trailed over to the story bar and clicked onto the first one which was jingxiang’s story
not knowing what he was about to see ricky widened his eyes and frowned in confusion
does jingxiang have a girlfriend?? damn and he didn’t even tell me
ricky scoffed and looked closely at it
.. they’re cute i guess but why didn’t he say anything about it to us
“hey gyuvin“
“yeah?”
“do you know if ma jingxiang has a girlfriend?”
“nope, that mf aint getting one unless i get one nUH UH”
“mhm“
“actually NONE of y’all must get girlfriends until i get one”
“aight ok” ricky just nodded
“damn we’re gonna be single for soo long then” gunwook said and gyuvin hit him on the head with a remote
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you replied to @/4102334any ‘s story
shenr_icky
gyuvin said he thought you’d be the last one to get a girl
shenr_icky
(real)
4102334any
i thought HE would be the last one to get a girl
shenr_icky
i never think y’all would get girls anyway
shenr_icky
AND U AINT TELLIN US SHIT?
shenr_icky
who the hell is she?
4102334any
hold on jeonghyeon just replied to my story telling me i betrayed him-
4102334any
anygays wHAT
shenr_icky
y-you said you’ll m-marry me
4102334any
HE SAID THE SAME EXACT WORDS?
shenr_icky
i was predicting it
shenr_icky
SO WHO IS SHE AND WHEN DID Y’ALL EVEN DATED WTF
4102334any
oh- nooo i’d tell y’all every details but it’s just that we’re not dating lol
shenr_icky
oH- then come over
4102334any
no im tired as fuCK
shenr_icky
damn ok babygirl
4102334any
sHUTUP
4102334any
i’ve been called that enough
–
“hey ricky what snacks do you have”
“let’s raid his kitchen”
“let’s just stay over and cook”
“good idea”
“except i cant cook”
“oH nevermind”
gunwook and gyuvin were at ricky’s kitchen looking for food opening the cabinets, the fridge and pantry
“let’s watch a movie” gunwook said with a slice of bread in his mouth
“take the foods then i’ll go pick a movie.. ” ricky said casually
“OH YES!!”
“let’s wAtch BARBIE”
“WOOHOO LET’S PARTY”
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4102334any
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few hours passed and the trio (aristocats) have been binge watching three movies now
just then gunwook got a call from his mother in the middle of the movie
“oh hey mom.. yyyeaahh... ok mom.. yeah i’ll come home.. a-aight then i’ll come running home- wHAT OK I’ll be flying– uh ok i’ll teleport right there” gunwook laughed nervously
“someone’s getting their ass kicked” gyuvin said softly and chuckled
“guys i have to go home asap”
the worried gunwook said and just when gyuvin laughed at his friend he also got a call from his mom
“oH HEY MOM- AIGHT AIGHT OK IM WALKING HOME RIGHT NOW WYM.. YEAH YEAH OK” he hung up and gunwook pointed and laughed at gyuvin
“y’all in trouble?” ricky asked and the two nodded in sync
“aight we’ll go now bYE-“
gyuvin said and the duo ran off to the front door and disappeared leaving ricky alone in the dimly lit living room
he just sighed and lied down while scrolling through his phone
jingxiang had posted another instagram story and ricky clicked on it as soon as he saw it wanting to see if he posted more about his “date” that day
and being the curious cat he is
ricky wasn’t ready to lay eyes on what he was about to see
4102334any 1hour
ricky quickly sat back up with eyes wide opened
is that??!!! FUCKING XU WANYI
jingxiang.. took her out too?
ricky’s mind was spinning around in confusion as he stared at the picture with furrowed eyebrows
he then turned off his phone and sat there spacing out
but i thought wanyi only likes me… what do you know ricky.. girls are just liars i should probably start looking for a milf or sumn
im totally kidding.
but- but.. wanyi
what is this feeling..
ricky scoffed at the thought and grabbed a bottle from the table and drank it
“what the hell.. ” he mumbled
gyuvin and jingxiang huh?..
“why am i so intrigued with her” ricky shook his head and laid back down on the couch letting out a breathe
whatever.
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damn ok ricky
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