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Mathew: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Jiwoong: Wow. They sound stupid.
Mathew: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Jiwoong: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Mathew: I guess you’re right. Hey Jiwoong, I love you.
Jiwoong: See! Just say that!
Mathew: Holy fucking shit.
Jiwoong: If that flies over their head then, sorry Mathew, but they’re too dumb for you.
Mathew: Jiwoong.
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Hanbin: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Hanbin, gesturing to Gyuvin and Ricky fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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Hanbin: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Ricky: They do.
Taerae: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
Ricky: I am not going to elaborate.
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Gyuvin: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Jiwoong: How does it WALK??
Gyuvin:
Gyuvin: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?
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Gyuvin: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen?
Hao: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.
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Yujin: Can I bother you for a second?
Ricky: You’re always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Mathew: *venting endlessly to Taerae about their week*
Taerae, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
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Hanbin: How do you want your coffee?
Mathew: Black, like my soul.
Hanbin:
Hanbin: Mathew, your soul is a cup of milk.
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Jiwoong: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Mathew: Alright.
Gyuvin: Hey, I-
Jiwoong: SHUT UP!
Gyuvin: I HAVEN’T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Mathew: It was bound to be stupid.
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Mathew: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
Mathew: A stab wound.
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