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Gyuvin: Jiwoong? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?
Jiwoong: Gyuvin, I swear to god—
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*in a group chat*
Gyuvin: First one to reply is gat.
Gyuvin: *gay
Gyuvin: Wait…
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Gyuvin: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
Gyuvin: No, that’s Ricky… I’m your nicest friend.
Gyuvin: No, Hanbin… I’m your friend!
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Mathew: *dies*
Jiwoong: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Ricky: Bullshit. One month.
Gyuvin: Nah, half a month.
Hanbin, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MATHEW JUST DIED!
Gyuvin, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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*Gunwook is comforting Ricky*
Gunwook: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Gyuvin is someone else’s problem now.
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Hao: Where is everyone?
Ricky: Hanbin had a nervous collapse, Mathew is looking after them, Jiwoong is trying to kill Taerae, so I’m in charge.
Hao: Oh my god!
Ricky: I know, right?
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Mathew: Ricky likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Mathew: Apparently Ricky walked around the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Mathew: Best part is, Ricky wasn’t even a Club Scout.
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Gyuvin: But that’s censorship.
Ricky: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.
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Taerae: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Mathew: Yes.
Taerae: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me 🙂
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Gyuvin: Yeah I’m LGBT.
Gyuvin: cuLt leader.
Gyuvin: God hates me personally.
Gyuvin: cowBoy hat.
Gyuvin: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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