As he waited for the familiar pain to pass, instead, Fan Yuan felt his head hurt even more! Not only did his head ache, but also his heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney! He really wanted to die of pain now, it was better than following the plot!
He exclaimed, “Xiao Wu, are you playing with me?! What kind of stupid plot did you choose!”
“Ding, the system has detected that Master’s mood is fluctuating greatly. As the plot is about to start, please calm down as quickly as possible.”
“Calm down, your head! You’re not the one who’s going to be LJ-ed. You’re not the one who’s going to be eaten by zombies! I just came out of a pure and fresh ancient plot and you let me come to such a cruel world. Please give me some buffer time!”
Xiao Wu’s voice was very calm, “Ding, the greater the mission rewards, the better—that was Master’s own request. The greater the reward, the higher the mission difficulty will be. There is no free lunch in the world. Please accept this as soon as possible.”
Fan Yuan was so angry that he wanted to beat it up. He tried to take several deep breaths, but he still couldn’t calm down. That’s right, as Xiao Wu’s level improved, it was now able to choose tasks on its own, but that was limited to worlds of the lower plane and middle plane. He didn’t expect that the first time it chose a plot, things would be so messed up!
“That’s because Yan Rui was there, that’s why all those plots weren’t followed! But this time Yan Rui won’t appear!” Without waiting for Xiao Wu’s response, he continued, “Last time, you were locked in the little black room, that’s why you don’t know. I made an agreement with Yan Rui that he was not allowed to follow me to this world.”
“Ding, according to the behavioural patterns of the Main God, Xiao Wu thinks that there is a high likelihood of him going against his word.”
Fan Yuan laughed and asked, “If the price of going back on his word is to get topped by me, do you think he will still come?”
At that point, one man and one system went silent for a long, long time. During this moment, Fan Yuan felt a hounding sense of desolation that he really wanted to die. No zuo no die, what a truly wise saying!
Finally, the one who broke the silence was Fan Yuan. He rubbed his messy hair and said firmly, “Xiao Wu, this time, we can only fend for ourselves.”
“Ding, what is Master going to do?”
Fan Yuan said, “I played the role of a zombie and bit many innocent people to death in the minor character group before. What goes around comes around, I can accept the plot that I’ll lose my life by being bitten. However, as for those cannon fodders who LJ-ed the original host, I must first kill them without affecting the plot.”
“Ding, Master has settled on a plan?”
“There is no plan, but it’s imperative to hug a big thigh.”
Xiao Wu was silent for a while before suddenly asking, “Ding, why didn’t Master let the Main God follow you?”
Fan Yuan thought, is that even a question? His current situation was that of a young novel’s maiden being spoiled by a tyrannical president. He was a man. Although he was always being topped, he was also a man with ideals and ambitions, okay?! What was up with him always getting protected?!
Xiao Wu listened to his explanation and replied slowly, churning out word by word, “Ding, whose golden thigh is thicker than the Main God?”
Fan Yuan: “………………”
＃My host is a stupid B →_ →＃
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