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MISMATCH SQUAD
Brad: Just took the last selfie with a lilac Aiden.
Edwin: I’m still bitter.
Aiden: The promotions are over Eddie. It was time to change it.
Edwin: *Silent treatment*
Aiden: (× _ ×)
Ian: I never understood why he should change it once the promotions are over. Just give it up. Let him do his thing. We muggles will never understand how the ~artistic~ world works.
Edwin: I can only come to you with my pain, Ian. Only you understand me (╥ω╥)
Ian: There there (㣠‘ω’) ﾉ (╥ω╥)
Joe: I love how dramatic the two of you are :v
Finn: Hey guys…
Brad: Oh hey Finn!
How’s being a father going?
Finn: I haven’t slept in three days. I’m dying. She keeps crying all night.
I think I will faint from sleep deprivation soon.
And she throws up most of the things she eats.
She threw up on my favorite custom-made shirt.
Clara looks like a zombie. Literally.
Ian: Oh wow. Way to say how beautiful your wife looks and how much you love your child (ï½ ãƒ» _ ・)
Finn: My wife is the most beautiful and I love my child to the moon and beyond.
But. We should definitely get a nanny.
This won’t work any longer. We’ll lose our minds.
How can taking care of one tiny, not even half a meter human being be so much constant work?
Joe: Well, I mean… you are talking to an all-gay community and a Brad who isn’t even engaged yet. So… we’re not really of any help here!
Finn: (。。)
Max: Did you just send boobs?!
Bro, I know it’s hard on you but please don’t lose your conservative spirit!
Finn: Shut up Max. It’s an emoji. It’s supposed to mean I’m perplexed. Which I am.
I don’t even know how things are at the restaurant. Fuck.
We definitely need a nanny. Or two.
Ian: I don’t believe a word you say. Our princess is perfectly well-mannered and all happy and giggly whenever we’re there (‘ ω ‘)
Joe: I know right! All men do is lie.
Finn: You only saw her when she’s not hungry or sleepy or during her stomachaches.
She turns into a nonstop screaming machine.
Oh shit. Here we go again. She woke up. Screaming.
Wait I’m gonna record this.
Ian: Bro! How can she be this loud!??!! 〣 (ºΔº) 〣
Joe: I’m… suddenly so happy men can not get pregnant…
Brad: Don’t your neighbors complain about the noise?
Finn: The walls are soundproof.
gtg. ttyl.
Max: :v he used slang :v
Edwin: That… is one hell of a throat she has… wow.
Anyways, DID YOU WATCH AIDEN’S APPEARANCE IN THAT KID’S SHOW TODAY?
Wait a sec, brb.
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Edwin:
It’s safe to say that I melted after throwing all my UwUs at Aiden.
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MISMATCH SQUAD
Ian: Did you just scream here and then stopped to go scream on IG?
Max: Whipped culture â”(ï¿£ ï¿£) ┌
Joe: like I said. d r a m a t i c ┠(￣ ￣) ┌
Brad: Honestly, I think Aiden would make the best father out of all of us.
Edwin: He doesn’t even let me adopt a kitten. (ノ _ <。)
All I ever asked for was one tiny kitten ã‚œ ã‚œ (‘Ｏ’) ã‚œ ã‚œ
Ian: Please! You two are always sick one way or the other.
And even one tiny kitten is so much work. We took tiger & turtle to the clinic three times last week!
Edwin: T^T
Where is my boyfriend anyway?
Joe: He’s here recording.
Edwin: Recording what? He didn’t tell me anything about new songs?!
Joe: It’s top secret 😉
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Aiden:
The world tour officially begins!
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(Fanpages)
*whispers* doesn’t Edwin ever like.. bite or suck on his skin?! Why is he always so hickey free? hehe!
OMG! OMGGGGG!! IT HAPPENED! WHAT WE WANTED TO SEE HAPPENED AND IT’S ONLY THE FIRST STOP OF THE TOUR! They danced the stay if you may’s duet part TOGETHER! They could NOT contain their smiles when they looked at each other. Guys I’m so SOFT :(( Aiden’s arms circled around Edwin’s waist just perfectly! It was sooooo freaking sweet and hot and aaaaaaaaaa
So we didn’t have the boyfriends’ stage tonight as they didn’t perform it BUT LOOK! Aiden hugged Edwin from behind and then made him siiiiing and his voice was so warm and beautiful :((((
Edwin is like an adorable kitten :(( He was completely melting into the hug and everyone in the stadium was cooing over them!!
The usage of our king’s muscles for his boyfriend: Microphone holder!
comments:
Edwin: No, but like, the mic was heavy!
UserID: lsdahflhjgd he REPLIED. Gotta go private. My page is NSFW!
Edwin: Too late 😀 I already checked it out 😀 Your page is cute ^^ Thanks for loving Aiden ^^
Aiden made him start working out, didn’t he? (・ _ ・;)
TONIGHT was SO MUCH FUN! They were all showing their abs and then when it came to Edwin, Aiden went like okay, let’s sing the next song aksldjalhgf He didn’t wanna show us his body :v Such a jealous boyfi!!!! But then the whole stadium went ‘Edwin’s abs’ and TA-DA! We saw it for like two seconds before Aiden turned him around 😀 I had no idea he is this possessive! :’)
comments:
Edwin: And he shows his body to the world all the time. Smh (¬_¬)
UserID: What the &!*@ omg! Nooo, we should all go private. It’s not safe anymore.
UserID: but like, I love your dancing skills and you’re so beautiful and perfect!
Edwin: Thank you so much ^^ You’re very beautiful too ^^
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Aiden:
Edwin stop leaving comments on fanpages and upsetting my manager challenge: failed.
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(fanpages)
(last night of the tour)
Aiden culture: Pinching Edwin’s cheek and giving him back hugs in which he completely restrains his movements. I do NOT want to let my mind get kinky about this. STOHP.
PS: EDWIN’S HAIR. uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
comments:
Edwin: Hate to break it to you but he can’t get what uwu means…
UserID: H O W
Edwin: *sigh* no idea…
The tour finished with Edwin changing his iconic blue hair to blond! Which also suits him very well 🙁 He is beautiful so every color would!!
But like aaaajkhadsbf HE HUGGED HIM TONIGHT AND SPUN AROUND! It was like the way husbands carry their spouses in the wedding :'( Aiden always makes sure he shares everything with us :'(
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Brad:
Working out with Aiden is the best.
comments:
Edwin: Yum yum.
Ian: @Edwin Eddie :v
Edwin: @Ian What? The food I’m eating is yummy!
MoonLuis: @Edwin Can you not?
Edwin: @MoonLuis I am ~innocent~
Edwin:
I woke up to my favorite shirt being completely ruined. @Aiden you are buying me another one.
comments:
Aiden: You started it! You should’ve accepted it when I told you, you will not wake up no matter what when you’re drunk! I literally spent 30 minutes writing and drawing on your shirt and turning you around and you DID NOT even flinch!
Edwin: @AidenWell NO ONE wakes up when they’re wasted!
Max: @Edwin I do
Finn: @Edwin I do
Brad: @Edwin I do
Edwin: @Max @Finn @Brad I hate y’all
Aiden: @Edwin I do 😀
Edwin: @Aiden Shut up. You’re still buying me this shirt.
Aiden: @Edwin I so am not!
Edwin: @AidenDon’t argue with me! My head hurts :'(
Aiden: @Edwin Painkiller + that thing you drink for a hangover on the nightstand.
Edwin: @AidenUgh you’re a real lifesaver babe
Edwin: @AidenBut you’re still buying me that shirt you ruined.
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(Private message)
Aiden: You should buy me all the sheets YOU ruined then 😉
Edwin: And whose fault were those?
Aiden: Your gorgeous body that gets me all crazy of course 🙂
Edwin: Mhm, get here so we can ruin another one~
Aiden: On my way :*
Be there in 20.
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Edwin:
*attached pic* How he poses in all the sexy ways vs. the softest shit he ends up posting
comments:
Ian: The struggle is real :v
Finn: Showed the second pic to Ari. She started laughing and clapping!
Brad: @Finn She’s already a fan!
Joe: @AidenBro! Check your email bro!
Aiden: @Joe Oh shit! Is it finished already?!
Joe: @AidenYep ^^
Aiden: @Joe Fuck, I love you so damn much!
Edwin: @Ian These two (@Aiden @Joe) are doing something behind our backs and it’s been three months.
Ian: @Edwin I gave up after the first month! He won’t tell me!
Brad:
Being on stage with these two is so much fun!
comments:
Aiden:Awwwww
Edwin: UwU
Brad: @Edwin UwU
Aiden: @Brad You know what that word means?!
Brad: @AidenYeah, it’s like an emoji.
Aiden: @Brad I don’t think I’ll ever get it… *sigh*
Edwin:
I think I’m turning into an #Aidenfanpage. But can you really blame me? Look how H O T he is while simply sitting in the park?!?! *attached pic*
comments:
Aiden: Lmao :3
Joe: Let me guess, he took all of his clothes off first thing when you got back to the hotel room because they’re ‘dirty’
Edwin: @Joe Well…
Aiden: @Joe I was lying on G R A S S! It’s what everyone steps on with their shoes! Their DIRTY shoes!
Finn: @Joe It is dirty. I agree. @Aiden
Max: @AidenOCD
Aiden: @Max Shut up, it’s not OCD. It’s called being C L E A N.
Aiden:
Guys go listen to ‘I love you’ on my SoundCloud ^^
This is for my one and only @Edwin
comments:
Edwin: Stop making me cry so much in one day! I love the song so damn much!
Joe: I can finally breathe again. It was devastating keeping it a secret from Ian :’)
Ian: @Joe I forgive you. It was all for a good cause :’)
Finn: I don’t know whether it’s the father emotions but I’m crying again :’) Max: @Finn It’s Eden being the best gay couple ever emotions. We’re all crying :’)
Brad: You should perform it because I just thought of the perfect choreo!
Aiden: @Brad Damn! Already!
Edwin:
I’m scared.
comments:
Ian: Don’t worry. He’s gonna love it!
Joe: @Ian What did you two do this time??
Ian: @Joe It’s top secret!
Aiden:
He is BLOND! And ever so beautiful!
comments:
Ian: @Edwin See? I told you he’ll love it ^^
Edwin: But I’m no longer bluewin 🙁
Aiden: @Edwin You’re always gonna be my bluewin!
Brad: Didn’t know you had a silver tooth! @Edwin
Finn: @Brad It’s because we never saw him smile so brightly!
Ian: @Brad You scare me sometimes with your observation skills.
Joe: @Ian Man our ‘top secrets’ suck big time :v
Aiden:
I think his taste changed with his hair color! He chose pizza over a burger! What is going on!!
comments:
Edwin: I wanted you to have this restaurant’s pizza while we’re here. It’s very popular and you love pizza!
Aiden: @Edwin Stop making me fall in love with you over and over again. I’m already completely yours!! What else do you want from me!!
Edwin: @AidenWell, I want the cola you stole back please ^^
Max: @Edwin :v Savage
Joe: @Edwin *dabs* swag!! :v
Aiden: @Edwin Not before you give me back my fries!
Ian: hafjhf OH THE TURN TABLES :v
Aiden:
Everyone, thank you so much for being with me during this world tour. I had so much fun ^^
Tonight the tour officially ended 🙁 I’m gonna miss you all! Wait for me a bit and I’ll be back with new stuff ^^
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