Fierce Chirp~Chirp! [Mtl] Âœ” Chapter 37

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Chapter 37- Large-scale social death and stealing cubs event (two in one)

“Baozi, I’ll send you a video, you can watch it!! Guaranteed surprise!”

“Ah, I’ve watched Kleist’s admissions video hundreds of times!! Fool, you forgot me! Is my sister going to school this year?”

Even on the street, you can occasionally hear such a conversation, and the wind chime-like opening song almost immediately started brainwashing under the soaring popularity.

From fermenting in the afternoon to nearly evening, almost all the families on Emperor Star with their little cubs who are about to go to kindergarten are paying attention to the latest developments of Kleist.

Even some families without cubs are reading Kleist’s admissions promotional video.

Not only did people know that Kleister Kindergarten was actually located in the picturesque Elf Forest, but they also met the elf-like baby cub at once.

As for the interview with the parents of the admissions easter egg, which will be broadcast on the hour, all the people, regardless of whether there are cubs at home, all flock here.

Everyone almost agrees to be the luckiest parent in the universe! ! !

[Ah ah ah~~ Kleister, you are so cruel, start quickly, my squatting feet are sore~~ the social animals who go to work every day want to suck a cub humming]

[My dear, this is upstairs What’s the situation, there are no cubs at home who sign up for school and are squatting with us? I’m really curious what parents think. ]

[Bullshit, I, the star thief, is now in an alien galaxy, squatting like [Knife Scar’s cool face smiles]]

[? ? ? Star Thief! ! ! [Frightened face]]

[? ? ? ? ? Help, cub is dangerous! ? ]

[@Crest @ Crest! ! It is recommended to protect the cubs. QAQ]

Since the video is still on a black screen, everyone from all over the world just chatted with the barrage and reported the coordinates. I never expected that all the coordinates would appear in a mess .

He even caught a star thief alive! ?

Although they all said they wanted to steal cubs, but this kind of terrifying star thief really appeared, and it still caused a big wave of riots, I don’t know if it was true or not.

[I knock, I don’t believe it’s a real star thief, didn’t the one who tried to infiltrate the registration this morning look like a star thief? For the sake of the cub, I can also transfer to a star thief [cool]]

[Fuck, are you crazy in front of you? ? ? Well, then remember to bring me one, ruthless star thief, stealing cubs online! ]

[As soon as you pick up the cubs and run, wander the stars~ Let’s just form a star thief group! ]

[Star Thief No. 1 raise your hand to sign up! ]

[Hey, hey, you are too arrogant? ? ? The parents will be out soon. You want to be a star thief on the spot? ? [Shocked]]

Although the security level of Emperor Star has always been in the forefront of the entire interstellar, especially the Dragon Clan’s top of order is located at the highest point of Emperor Star, it is almost impossible for star thieves to dare to approach at will!

The once arrogant star thief has now become an entertainment symbol symbolizing romance and adventure in various film and television films.

However, since the first Star Thief No. 1 signed up, the entire barrage has been filled with registration numbers, and almost instantly turned into four-digit or even five-digit numbers!

It seems that all the star thieves in the universe are gathered in the barrage at this moment!

“Grandpa, what’s the situation? How could star thieves sneak in?”

“Yeah, it’s scary, so many star thieves!? Is the outside of the Elf Forest so chaotic now? Humans are really bad! “

Should we take that little cub into the forest, I really want to protect him!”

And in the forest of elves, a group of elves were sitting under the big tree rarely, looking at it together. An open-air giant light screen.

After all, all the elves have heard of it. This year, under the new initiative of Principal Sylvester, it is said that all the stars are fascinated by the charm of the forest of elves! !

In order to take a closer look at how the entire interstellar fell in love with the Elf Forest, naturally everyone must gather together to take a look! !

After all, Crest has been failing admissions for several years!

The only thing I didn’t expect was that at the beginning, I obviously wanted to see how humans were fascinated by the forest of elves. As a result, the admissions video was played to the end, and all the elves couldn’t help but start sucking cubs! “After all, that little cub

is so cute!! I absolutely won’t allow him to be stolen! Grandpa, please contact the principal to check it!!”

With my grandfather, I hurried to contact the principal.

“Hey, Lida, what are you thinking about in your little head… If the star thief steals this little cub, don’t worry.”

The old man who was also sitting in the garden watching the screen and waiting for the interview to play sighed With a sigh, it was obvious that he learned some details from Sylvester.

“I even suspect that this is the bad taste of that fellow Sylvester. He likes to do this kind of thing since he was a child!”

However, Lida was still a little angry when she saw that her grandfather was there.

“How do you know if you don’t check it?? With so many people claiming to be star thieves, what if one or two of them are real!?” “What if there are one or two real ones ?

“

At the end, they will probably be arrested directly by that one.”

…? ? ?

“Pfft – what? Star Thief?!” In the

principal’s office, Sylvester directly spit out the tea in his mouth, covering his stomach very inelegantly for the first time and laughing loudly.

“Hahaha, A, Amos, is the recorded video stuck and not playing?? I’m dying of laughter!”

“…Sir Principal, it was indeed delayed for a few minutes due to traffic overload, but it was still delayed. Please don’t forget the identity of the elf.”

Amos silently looked at the headmaster, who was already laughing on the table, and suddenly felt that it was really a waste to give this silver hair and looks to his headmaster.

“Hurry up and hurry up!! Don’t get stuck at the critical moment, it seems that we are not serious about recruiting!! Hurry up!”

“…”

Urge is so anxious, what are you expecting? ? ?

So just when the barrage was so noisy, the video screen finally lit up! !

【Fuck! Begin! Begin! ! This group of fake star thieves stopped reporting the numbers, don’t stop the young master from watching the cubs! ! ! ]

[It’s finally started, Ma Dan, it’s still stuck, I suggest kicking out some single dogs who don’t have any puppies to sign up at home! ]

[A bit too much, discriminating against single dogs? Although there are no cubs at home now, but I will steal one soon, when I know the location [funny]]

A gorgeous music sounded, and the golden school badge of Kleist in the center of the video shone as always. The school badge almost made many people numb!

A classic case of explosive marketing communications.

“Hello everyone, welcome to the Kleist interview room! Today we will interview a mysterious cub parent and hear why he chose Kleister…” The

host stood on the elegantly decorated campus In the living room, facing the camera, he briefly introduced the background of this interview, and even tried his best to insert a lot of Kleist advertisements.

It’s just that the entire barrage is obviously absent-minded.

[Fuck, everyone, look at the table on the left behind the host! ! Is that cub flying around? ? ? 】

Soon, someone who was bored stared sharply at the screen not far behind the host.

【It seems to be true! ! Can the host finish this fast? I still have to work! In the interview, the cubs accompanied the parents to appear on the scene wow! Blood earns blood earns! ! As expected, I hid in the bathroom to see hahaha! ]

[Woooooooo, the more I look at it, the more I envy it, is this clinging to the parents and acting like a baby all the time? I want it too, I want it too! ! Can you give me your cub? 】

【What kind of waste is reaching out to the party in front? ? ? If people don’t give it, won’t you be a star thief and take the initiative to steal it? [Dog head] Star thieves work harder than you these days! ]

Just when the barrage was so lively that they started to discuss how the star thieves are treated today, and even almost put #星pirate than you # on the hot search, the host who was vaguely nervous finally introduced a lot of things. Advantages of Crest.

“Okay, then we will officially start today’s interview! First of all, we need to introduce the identity of our interview guests-“

“Brother, there seems to be… a camera here?”

However, at the moment when the camera turned, A small head suddenly appeared on the big screen.

Runrun’s eyes stared at the camera almost at close range, and even his long and thick eyelashes could be seen clearly, as if he had discovered something out of curiosity, and softly called out to his brother.

“Ah! This, this, baby, we are interviewing!”

The host on the side stuttered a little, and quickly reminded the little cub who was on the camera.

“…?”

After being stared at by the host for several times, Qiu Qiu pursed his lips and looked at the camera again hesitantly. His fair face gradually became hot, and he flapped his wings and flew away immediately.

“Brother——”

【Ah, ah, ah, don’t run! ! ! ! Do you still have a high-definition big picture to use as a wallpaper? hateful! ]

[Blood to earn! As expected of Kleist! Just know what I like to watch! ! You should run slowly, my brother, I haven’t had time to lick the screen clean! 】

[The key is to run, but don’t run in the wrong direction! ! Your brother, am I right in front of the camera? ! ! Why did you leave your brother and me! ! [Tears]]

The entire barrage was stuck for a moment, but at the moment the cub ran away, various messages appeared in an instant like a rebound.

Help, this Crest is so scheming! ! ! This kind of picture in the interview video was deliberately not cut out, it must be expected that everyone will be greedy! ! !

“Cough, okay, then our interview will continue! Welcome, welcome our

guests–” The nervous host saw that the cub was already in place, and finally turned the camera to the interview area behind.

“—Your Excellency Qiu Jingyu, the President of the First Star Region!”

“It’s a great honor for the Speaker to take time out of his busy schedule today, and as a cub’s brother, he participated in our interview and recording!”

Sitting at the desk The former man didn’t look like he was being interviewed by a kindergarten, but more like he was attending a policy briefing.

He looked at the camera lightly, but when the little guy sat on his shoulders while hiding, a smile appeared in his eyes.

【…? 】

【? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! 】

The moment before, he was still chasing after the scene of the mass riot, and at this moment, it was as if he was suddenly cursed by a large-scale ban.

The light brain that was typing frantically in his hand and calling for his younger brother suddenly became so hot!

[Fuck, is the microphone broken? Or is my monitor also broken…I’m not watching the official news channel…? Spicy Chicken Guangping [Pupil Earthquake]]

After a few seconds, the entire big screen was covered by question marks and exclamation marks that were so dense that they almost blocked the full screen, except for the occasional barrage of weak inquiry channels.

After all, this kind of picture is so familiar to the bones that the official news station broadcasts it almost every day, but no one is squatting and watching it except the elderly.

【What’s the situation? I’ve kicked the screen for more than a dozen times, and the picture still hasn’t changed, so is it my brain or my eyes that’s broken? ? ? 】

【I never imagined that the political news of Emperor Star has been implanted to this point now? ? Force you to watch official channel news? ! [surprised] [surprised]]

[Don’t struggle, everyone, this meow is not fake, the cubs are already sitting on people’s shoulders! ! ! [The sky is falling and the earth is cracking]]

Just when a group of people didn’t intend to believe their eyes at all, someone finally started to wake up that all this is not fake at all!

After all, the little cub has the audacity to sit directly on the shoulders of that person! Also sitting on the shoulder was stuffed a candy! ! !

Is this a picture that can be seen on the official news station? ? ? “I ‘m

very happy to be able to participate in the little guy’s enrollment and growth as a parent today. The choice of Crest is indeed a decision made by the family after careful consideration.”

Would you like to believe it or not, this time, the interview with Kleist’s cub parents started right away!

The man in front of the camera looked as calm as ever during the interview, but compared to the official tone in the past, it did indeed have an indescribable softness.

Qiu Qiu, who was a little nervous by the previous small accident, no longer felt like flying around, but sat down on his brother’s shoulder in embarrassment.

But hearing Qiu Jingyu’s unhurried voice, inexplicably gave people a sense of peace of mind as if everything was on the right track, and the little guy finally patted his wings in a relaxed way.

It would be nice to have my brother with me.

He even couldn’t help holding the candy and rubbed against his neck.

“…”

“…Eh!”

At the next moment, Qiu Jingyu, who was rubbed on his neck by the little guy, answered the question while lowering his eyes and reaching out to take the candy from Qiu Qiu’s hand.

After skillfully peeling off the candy paper little by little, it was returned to his hand.

“Brother… I can peel it myself!”

Glancing at the camera with a bit of blush, Qiu Qiu quickly took the small candy from his brother’s hand, and the little wings shook with a little embarrassment, almost blocking his arms The little candy in it.

What if, what if someone thinks he is a lazy little guy?

You can’t even peel the candy wrappers by yourself!

Hearing the obviously nervous protest from the little guy, Qiu Jingyu instead let out a low laugh, reached out and rubbed his younger brother’s soft cheeks.

“Peel and peel, why are you nervous.” Do

you need a reason for pampering your younger brother?

Looking up at the camera, the subtext in the man’s eyes is almost self-evident.

[Silent beasts Versailles.jpg]

[Fuck… I, I was real by this look! ! ! Woohoo, what’s the situation? ? ? 】

【But, but he rubbed the cub’s face! ! ! The cub’s face is so soft and humming, how big is the speaker? ? What the hell happened! ]

[This is fucking outrageous, I have already looked up the information of the Prince’s Mansion overnight, how could there be a herbivorous type in the meat-eating type! ? 】

【Do you still have time to cry? ? I was so frightened that I ran back and deleted the comment before I came back… I looked at the tens of thousands of star thieves left in the comment area, I wish you good luck [smile]] It’s

okay to be a star thief in private, and dance to this one! !

Just when the entire comment area was frightened and stuck, a sudden reminder slowly emerged.

【! ! ! F*ck]

[Help, I forgot! ! ! My goodness! ! ! ]

[Rely on, why do you say that my account is suspected of violating the regulations, and it is temporarily locked and will be unlocked after investigation? ? ]

With the official appearance of the parents, the entire barrage room was instantly in an unspeakable state, and the pictures were like PPT! !

“Laughing to death, I only thought of deleting the comment now, it’s too late, let’s all be investigated one by one, hahahaha!” In the

principal’s office, Sylvester, who was holding a light brain, finally couldn’t help laughing wildly. Sound, after all, I just received a temporary special approval expedited notice from the House of Representatives.

It is suspected that there are a large number of star thieves who disturb the stability of the interstellar under Kleist’s official account, and they must be checked one by one hahahaha! ! !

“…These people, it’s not good to pretend, they have to pretend to be star thieves. Although there are fewer star thieves now, the star thief law of the year has not been abolished.”

Amos watched the group of ghosts and wolves howling and being sent away . The background accounts that were inquired one by one were really subtly speechless.

From a legal point of view, anyone who publicly claims that he is a star thief must be investigated…

and this is simply extremely arrogant and blatantly provoking the laws of the empire.

However, compared to the batch of accounts that suddenly disappeared and could not speak, more people clicked on the hot search, but they were brought back to their memories by the familiar and strange picture in front of them.

Little Master… Candy! ! And the Prince’s Palace! ? ? ?

This? ? Isn’t this the candy little angel from Xingyao some time ago? ? ?

[IMHO, this is really outrageous, I don’t believe it…! ! 】

[I’ll go, didn’t someone say it was a political show some time ago? ? It’s a brotherhood relationship. The elder brother peels the candy for the younger brother. What the hell is this show? What about that group of people? ? ? Come out and apologize! ? ]

The candy incident that Xingyao coldly handled was forcibly interrupting the curiosity of many people.

Now, as soon as this cub recruiting film is broadcast, overlapping audiences soon noticed something was wrong.

Now after the interview video in the afternoon came out, it was even more directly hammered! !

The key really is genuine brotherhood! ! Or the real young master of the Prince’s Mansion ah ah ah! ?

[Damn, isn’t that my cub’s worth, which is more than ten “brothers” of me combined [tears] What should I do if I suddenly don’t deserve it? ? ? ]

[No, we should now say something else. Young master, it’s only been a while, why did you get rid of the old slave, wait for me! ! [Holding legs]]

[I’m dying of laughter, do you still have any dignity, wake up! ! Change me first! ! I’m going to see what this video is about! ]

And after the candy incident was fermented, a new batch of viewers was drawn into the live broadcast room.

Many people only now know that the candy little angel from Xingyao really went to school! Or the little cub who is said to be the only one who chose Kleist! !

[…But what about the brothers, the descendants of the Prince’s Mansion are not the descendants of the Prince’s Mansion, how good-natured do you expect them to be? 】

【Yes, and are you proud of peeling candy for your brother in public? ? Isn’t this just doting, and immediately raising another arrogant little beast, Kleist, dangerous! [Grimace]]

It’s not just the group of Candy Angel fans who came in, but also a group of boycotters from the Prince’s Mansion in the original book that chased after them.

Trying to see what the hell this family is doing, how dare they be interviewed?

However, after entering the video, the long Easter egg video just came to an end.

“The reason why I chose Kleist was also because our family believed after discussion that the current cub-raising environment may need more diversity and inclusiveness.”

“As my father said, whether it is a beast should never be The absolute standard for defining the future potential of a small cub.”

Qiu Jingyu in front of the camera, as always, said the final conclusion slowly, and the comment barrage at this moment was unexpectedly harmonious!

[Mom, I think it really makes sense…? ]

[Damn, I’m a herbivore… Listening to this meat-eating villain say this, I’m quite moved QAQ. If only my dad felt that way back then, maybe I could go to school too? 】

【But the father? ? Isn’t the father the prince? ? What kind of big beast can say such a thing? ? Why don’t I believe it…]

“Hey, when did I say this, and the boss gave me a hat again… But it seems to be a good thing.”

Qiu Chongshan, who had been smirking all day, also He was stunned for a moment, he obviously didn’t say that.

To be said so smugly by the boss in front of the camera, it’s quite like a real thing.

[Tiger scratches his head]

“…The eldest young master may be changing your image, your lord, now that the young master has been born, you should learn to pay attention.”

Laiman beside him said expressionlessly. a sentence.

What’s more, the young master will officially enter school soon, and he will meet many friends of the same age. The image and social evaluation of the parents will obviously have a great impact on the social interaction of the young cub.

But no matter how noisy the evaluations of the outside world have become at this moment, Qiu Jingyu’s speech in front of the camera is still gradually coming to an end.

“Of course, in my opinion, it is what a kindergarten and all our educators should really pursue for the cubs to thrive in the good expectations of the whole planet.

” What Sturt is exploring, and I am also very much looking forward to the arrival of Principal Sylvester, what brand new changes will it bring.” The

speech ended, but the little cub sitting on his shoulder didn’t know when he started. I even forgot to eat candy.

Looking at his brother earnestly and glutinously, his lavender eyes seemed to have a sparkling color.

“Is that wrong? I can’t even hear it.”

Although he knew that the interview camera had not been closed, Qiu Jingyu still smiled and patted the little guy’s head. More smiles.

And Qiu Qiu, whose head was touched, shook his head gently after a while.

“No… It’s not bad, yes, I think what my brother said is really good, especially very good…!”

His eyes were a little sour.

“Then I’m going to grow up too, brother~!”

Fluttering his little wings, the energetic little guy couldn’t help but fly to his ear, and kissed his brother gently with his eyebrows curved.

Even Qiu Jingyu, who was suddenly kissed on the cheek by his younger brother, was rarely absent for a moment in front of the camera.

In the next second, he finally couldn’t help but smiled and looked down at the little guy beside him, as if he was about to say something.

And the interview video came to an abrupt end at this very moment.

*The video has ended, click to replay, thanks for watching! *

[…? ? ? Damn, I was fascinated by this, and my aunt smiled ah ah ah, but you told me it was over? ? ? What did you say after being kissed? ! ! 】

[Damn, Crest! ! ! ! You are so cruel! ! You have the ability to be kissed, and you have the ability to let me hear what I have heard! ]

[Help, that laugh, that laugh is really, really pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering, pampering pamper, I suddenly want a brother, brother and brother I want all! ! ! [Bite the handkerchief fiercely]]

The barrage that should have fallen silent at the end, but suddenly opened the last explosive discussion.

After all, no matter what, no matter how you look at it, it feels really warm! ?

[Friends, in short, see you at the beginning, I want to swipe [smile and wave]]

And more off-site discussions about this interview continued to ferment on Xingbo.

[I originally just came to see a good-looking woo-woo, but after listening to the interview, I really want to send my brother to Kleist next year, I feel very good. ]

[+1, I feel that the new principal is serious about education. Although my family is a meat eater, I also feel that it is necessary to experience a real childhood. Rolling around in the forest, the children are having fun together…]

[Cough, maybe you can abduct a daughter-in-law, bah, and come back with a beautiful little object with milk-gold wings? 】

【? ? ? 】

【Upstairs what are you talking about? ? ? ]

However, just when many people were seriously discussing the latest reform of Kleist this year, the private star blogs that popped up suddenly aroused widespread attention.

[Hello everyone, I’m Citizen Dax. At 6:32 pm today, I lied on the star network that I was a star thief who intended to steal cubs, which caused unnecessary law enforcement pressure on the imperial law enforcement team, and also Please take precautions, be cautious in words and deeds, abide by the law, and hope to like 30 unlocked accounts [tears]]

Similar remarks suddenly appeared on countless private star blogs in the same format! ! ! All are to ask Ji Zan to unlock the illegal account!

【? ? ? I understand, what kind of new law enforcement is this in the House of Parliament? ? ? so trendy? ? ]

[My God, Dax, this, isn’t this my boss QWQ! ? Damn, I actually want to post this with the boss? ? I just got 30 likes to unlock it (I was hiding in the bathroom to watch the interview ORZ)…]

[Laughing to death, the law enforcement method of large-scale social death, what a coincidence, you and your boss became a star thief to steal cubs? ? ? It turns out that you are not working well! ! ! (pointing and pointing)