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Hanbin: *sighs* I have no friends…
Mathew:
Mathew: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!
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Gunwook: I have locked Gyuvin in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Yujin: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Gunwook: I’m blackmailing them.
Yujin: Oh, happy days.
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Yujin: *is throwing stones at Ricky’s window*
Ricky: You have a phone for a reason, Yujin!
*THUD*
Ricky: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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Mathew: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Hanbin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
Mathew: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
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Hanbin: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Hanbin: Hao is still mad about it, but me and Mathew were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Taerae: Hello, my name is Failure, and you’re watching my life crumble into pieces.
Taerae: *waves their finger and sings like they’re in a Disney Channel intro*
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Yujin: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Taerae: Why? Cause they’re big and scary?
Yujin: Because they’re dead.
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Ricky: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.
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Gunwook: I’m going to kill Ricky!
Hao, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.
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Gyuvin: Punch me in the face.
Hanbin: …Punch you?
Gyuvin: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Hanbin: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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