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Taerae: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?
Gyuvin: I had a lizard that I burnt.
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Mathew: My hands are cold.
Jiwoong: Here, let me hold them.
Mathew: My lips are cold too.
Jiwoong: *covers Mathew’s mouth with their hand*
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Jiwoong: Don’t preach to me about romance, Ricky. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.
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Jiwoong: Can I have some?
Mathew, mouth full of cheesecake: It’s really spicy, you wouldn’t like it.
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Hanbin: Just took a personality test and got an A+.
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Gyuvin: *on the phone* Hey Jiwoong, do you know my blood type?
Jiwoong: Of course, it’s B-.
Gyuvin: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
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Mathew: What do you want then?
Yujin: Er… something work related.
Mathew: What department is this?
Yujin: Sorry?
Mathew: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Yujin: *looks at Hanbin and Hao* Some sort of homosexual department?
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Hao: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.
Ricky: Go to church.
Ricky: WAIT—
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Gunwook: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Hanbin: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Hao, scoffing: Oh, please.
Hanbin, to Hao: Hey, how you doin’?
Hao:
Hao: *giggles and blushes*
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Hao: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Yujin: It’s Yujin.
Hao: What did they do this time?
Yujin: No, it’s me, Hao. It’s actually me.
Hao: What did you do this time?
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