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Ricky, confused and exasperated: Mathew, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Mathew: Politely.
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Ricky: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Gyuvin: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Ricky: Yes.
Gyuvin: I’d sleep.
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Yujin: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I’m gonna ace this test!
Mathew: Ok, Yujin, I’ll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Yujin: 1917.
Mathew: …You’re ready.
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Mathew: I owe you one.
Jiwoong : That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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Ricky: I want to kiss you.
Gyuvin, not paying attention: What?
Ricky: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Hao: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Hanbin: Making four accounts.
Hao, tearing up: Really…?
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*Gyuvin is helping Hao break out of prison*
Gyuvin: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime?
Hao: Don’t push it.
Gyuvin: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker!
Hao: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.
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Gyuvin: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Ricky: You always act stupid.
Ricky:
Ricky: Wait…
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Mathew: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Yujin: I boiled gatorade.
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Hao: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.
Hanbin: But, darling, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Hao: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Hanbin: Is it working?
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