“Hey”
“Ew”
“???”
“It’s you, disgusting”
“Oh.”
“Sorry I didn’t text yesterday.”
“I didn’t fucking care.”
“Camie made me hangout with her, I went to a lot of places. When I got home I just passed out.”
“Good for you.”
“How was your day?”
“Boring. Except for when I beat Minetas face into the ground.”
“Why did you do that?”
“The little fucker was looking up Urarakas skirt!”
“You shouldn’t solve things with violence.”
“WHATEVER FUCK OFF!”
“Camie said something to me.”
“Oh god what?”
“Camie stated ‘Ya know babe, you really need to get better at understanding social stuff. Ya kinda hurt Inabae a bit there!’ She was talking about the confession right?”
“Yes stupid bitch! Let me translate for you: Get better at understanding people dumbass. You hurt Inasa.”
“Oh. I must admit, I feel bad. Thank you for helping me understand though.”
“Shut up. If you feel so bad why don’t you go and confess back?”
“I don’t like him that way. I’m interested in someone else.”
“What who? BET YOUR STANDARDS ARE SO LOW YOU LIKE MINETA OR DEKU!”
“No. Much lower.”
“A villain? Oh, your dad?”
“Why would I ever be in love with my dad?”
“You said your standards were lower? I only put the pieces together stupid.”
“How about you? Your standards?”
“Very high. It’s hard to find someone who comes close to being as amazing as me.”
“Ah. Then do you like Midoriya?”
“AND WTF IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN? I’M WAYYYYYYY BETTER THAN HIM DUMBASS!”
“Oh. Then do you like Camie? You do hang out with her often? Or Kirishima?”
“WHO SAID I LIKED ANYONE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!”
“They are both my FRIENDS! Don’t tell them I said that though.”
“Do you like someone?”
“That’s like 0% of your business.”
“Don’t friends tell each other these things?”
“We aren’t friends though ya hear? And if that’s so true tell me who YOU like.”
“I take back what I said.”
“Ha!”
“The Inasa issue has been clouding my mind recently.”
“So? Give him a fucking chance or whatever?”
“No.”
“YOU MAKE NO SENSE!”
“If you really liked someone, and someone else asked you out. Would you give them a chance?”
“Ughhhh no.”
“Maybe I should just turn him down.”
“Great idea. Now I’m going to bed.”
“So soon?”
“Yeah fuck off.”
“Are you ok?”
“Yeah I’m fine goodnight.”
“Goodnight, Pom.”
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