Tuesday 3:29 AM
“Hello.”
“Hey.”
“What are you doing?”
“Watching YouTube and shit. Hbu?”
“I woke up abruptly, so I decided to text you.”
“You choose to text me instead of doing something else first??”
“Yes.”
“YOU’RE A CREEP”
“How so? I choose to text my friend.”
“OMFG WE AREN’T—–“
“Just whatever.”
“Tell Inasa to stop texting me!”
“Why? Can’t you do that yourself?”
“I’M NOT STOOPING SO LOW TO TEXT HIM BACK!”
“He asks me everyday if we are all still on for Friday and I will DJDJJDFJIJFJTJF KILL HIMMM!!!!”
“He is just making sure.”
“Are we still hanging out on Friday?”
“Do you wanna fucking die?”
“A little.”
“YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT!”
“You asked?”
“YOU’RE TOO BLUNT!”
“I thought you honored honesty?”
“Yeah honesty. Not OVER FUCKING SHARING!”
“How is that oversharing if you asked?”
“You really out-bitch me huh?”
“:)”
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU! FUCKING WEIRD CANDY CANE!”
“Candy Canes aren’t that weird.”
“I will stick a candy cane UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!”
“…”
“I MEANT THAT AS A THREAT!!!!”
“…”
“I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR ASS! NO FUCK YOUR ASS!”
“WAIT NO I DIDN’T MEAN IT THAT WAYYYY!!!!”
“I’m really more of a top, but if you want to?”
“STOP NO! LITTERLLY FUCK YOURSELF HORNY BASTARD!”
“I’m a switch though, so I’m open to any positions.”
“OMG STOP NO! I REFUSE TO READ THIS SHIT!”
“EW EW EW EW EW!”
“Ok. I’ll stop.”
“Are you sure?”
“NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY!”
“What if it isn’t a joke?”
“Yeah SUREEEEE”
“Don’t lie, you little bitch!”
“Yeah, of course.”
“So you woke up abruptly?”
“Yes. I said that.”
“Oh really?”
“No fucking duh! -_-“
“Why?”
“Why you?”
“I think it was some dream. I don’t remember it though.”
“Whatever.”
“Are you tired?”
“It’s like 3 in the morning? YES I’M TIRED!”
“Ah. Then why are you awake?”
“Got shit on my brain.”
“Metaphor right?”
“Yes.”
“Ok. Then what’s on your mind?”
“School. My future. You. Deku. That’s all you’re getting.”
“Me? Midoriya?”
“Yeah. IS THERE A PROBLEM?”
“No. Just why are we on your brain?”
“None of your fucking business. Wanna know? Read my mind then.”
“That’s impossible.”
“Wow, your sooooooo smart!”
“Thank you.”
“SARCASM!!!!!”
“I’m smart.”
“Smarter than you.”
“HAHAHAHA”
“IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMSSSSSS!!!! IMAGINE THAT??”
“Well, you are in my dreams.”
“I hope you never sleep again then!”
“Great suggestion. I’ll sleep now then.”
“NO YOU AREN’T ALOUD TO ANYMORE!”
“You want me to stay?”
“YES BUT NO!”
“I’ll see you in my dreams :)”
“AAWAAAAHHDYDTISRRSUTSTDTD”
“STOP NO COME BACK!”
“YOUR SLEEPING PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED!”
“Have a good night’s rest.”
“Good night, Pom.”
“YOU ARE EVILLLLL”
“DIEEEEE”
“Night.”
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