“Let it go is stuck in my head.”
“I’m gonna fucking kill you and your entire family.”
“How about, just my dad?”
“Works for me. Where’s the hose?”
“Did you just explode something?”
“Mayhaps. None of your fucking business.”
“What happened?”
“Let’s just say Let It Go cant be stuck in my head if I make a big enough sound to distract myself.”
“It’s 4 in the morning, you could’ve awakened someone.”
“The only person who complains is the blue bitch, and I give Z E R O F U C K S!”
“How sweet of you. Iida is just trying to follow rules.”
“I follow rules all the time, but I’m not all uptight about it. Plus I know he is a fucking hypocrite, I saw him smoking weed with Sero.”
“Really? I never would’ve thought.”
“Shame Smoking is right up his fucking alley.”
“I think you woke up Denki because I’m getting more cat pictures.”
“Doubt, he never sleeps, he is just some shitty robot running on electricity.”
“That’s not a cat picture.”
“Tf he sent you?”
“Porn.”
“It’s not even good porn.”
Seen
“Seen?”
“That…was an explosion.”
“And Denkis scream.”
“I’m back.”
“Have fun?”
“For sure, lots.”
“Speaking of Denki, he made a ‘date'”
“He said we were true lovers then filled a paper plate with burnt chicken nuggets. Also a wine glass with Mt.Dew.”
“Why is he doing this to me?”
“Who knows, maybe he just got bored getting constantly rejected by both Jirou and Shinsou.”
“One of them will give in eventually.”
“Bet it’ll be Shinsou. He’ll go too long without sleep and mindlessly accept the pikachu.”
“Valid Theory.”
“Doesnt Monoma have a crush on Shinsou too though?”
“Who cares who Rabies boy likes, not like he’s getting anyone.”
“I don’t know. I think chaotic blondes are attractive. Especially when they have a lot of muscles.”
“How fucking lame! Who would want to date a feral blonde? Your type is FUCKING TRASH!”
“Hm? Well what’s your type?”
“Uh idk, hot.”
“How descriptive.”
“TF YOU WANT FROM ME?”
“Aight fine! I guess I like honest upfront people.”
“With a good ass.”
“So sweet. But I must agree.”
“Your type is trash!”
“Trash? Suddenly I’m attracted to you.”
“OK FUCK OFF!”
“I’m surprised you don’t like prim and proper girls like the rich pretty boy you are!”
“Wow. What a stereotype to believe.”
“My entire life I was restricted to a boring, painful life. I just want someone who’s fun, loud. Someone who doesn’t tie me down and is unpredictable.”
“Then wouldn’t you like Inasa? He is loud and unpredictable. Sounds up your alley.”
“Maybe in another universe. Plus he isn’t that fun, and he prefers Udon.”
“Anyway, like I’ve said I’m already interested in someone. Which seemingly the feelings keep growing stronger.”
“So just confess to them! You only have so damn long to live, you wanted fun and unpredictable? Then ask the fucker out and you may get an unpredictable response!”
“I would, but everyone is so busy and stressed. This school is no joke, I don’t want to stress them out more for my own pleasure.”
“Valid.”
“But fucking lame!”
“If you really liked someone, wouldn’t you at least try?”
“Of Course I would. I think about doing so every day. Yet it’s too risky to just stress them out more.”
“Blah blah BLAH”
“Think think think!”
“For someone who yelled at a cop before, you sure are a cautious little bitch. At this point you’ve tied yourself down.”
“I guess you’re right.”
“Still I’m not confessing just yet. Give me time, you’ll know whenever I do.”
“Wow I get first place seats? What a waste of fucking money!”
“You listen to all this, yet I barely even know if you have a crush.”
“Crush is such a dumb fucking word.”
“I’ll admit. One thing.”
“I like someone, yeah. They are drop dead gorgeous.”
“Sounds like you’re interested in their looks only.”
“Definitely fucking not, but I’m not giving you any chance to fiqure out who it is. I can sense all your stupid theories from here!”
“My theories are not stupid! My theories are concrete with genuine evidence!”
“Yeah sure, like “Sensei and Shinsou are related””
“Exactly!”
“Yeah definitely not listening to this again. Fuck off bitch! BYE!!”
“Don’t you dare!”
Seen
“I’m coming down to your dorm and you are going to listen to my theories.”
Seen
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