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Continued from last chapter:
Louis and Harry walked back through the studio with shy smiles on their faces, both in much better moods after what had just occurred, well, minus the whole Kendall part.
They didn’t speak, knowing they only had about a minute before they were meant to Be joining the lads and James back on set, so they rushed past staff and studio workers in order to make it back on time.
They got there with barely any time to spare, having flushed faces and heavy breathing, to the lads it would have looked a lot like something else.
“Louis where the fuck have you- oh, and uh, Harry?” Liam stumbled over his words, confused as to why two people who supposedly hate each other with a passion, would be returning from god knows where with smiles painted across their faces.
“What? Don’t recognise me Lima, I’m offended” Harry said in a teasing tone, confusing the man even more.
“Okay what the fuck did I miss?” He asked with a pointed look.
“All in good time Liam, we’ve got a game to play” Louis replied with a smirk, clapping Liam on the back and walking towards James, Harry following closely behind.
Liam huffed out a sigh but shrugged it off, making a mental note to ask them about it later.
When all the lads and James were ready, sat at the spill your guts table, the camera man signalled for them to begin.
“Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to spill your guts or fill your guts with one direction!” He announced loudly to the camera and audience, who screamed with excitement in retaliation.
“Alright Niall I know you’ve played the game before, sorry about that, but I’m going to explain this for anyone who has never seen or played this before just to be clear on how it works” James explained, gaining nods from everyone.
“As there are so many of us playing tonight, we’re separating into teams of three, myself, Louis and Zayn on one team and Harry, Liam and Niall on the other. You will take it in turns asking someone from the opposing team a question, if said person refuses to answer they have to eat the item of food you have given them, if they answer they are clear, you understand?” James asked.
They all nodded and said yes before James continued. He proceeded to list off all the items on the table, each being more disgusting than the other and gaining disgusted reactions from the audience each time.
“Alright let’s take a look at what we have on the table. A salmon smoothie, beef tongue, bird saliva, herring rollmop, a scorpion, a fish head, hot sauce and finally, bull penis”
They all groaned at the horrific foods in front of them, if they could even be classed as food, and gagged at just the thought of eating any of it.
“Oh and I forgot to mention, if one of you doesn’t answer a question, all three of you must eat the food given to you” he said with a smirk.
This caused them to groan even louder. They were just thinking what have they gotten themselves into.
“Okay, Niall, seeming as you’ve played this before why don’t you go first, ask a question” James said, gesturing to the pile of question cards besides him.
Niall picked it up, showing it to the lads before they all gave knowing glances.
“He’s so gonna do it” Liam said with a smug look.
“I hope you have an appetite James” Harry said with a chuckle, causing Louis to bite his lip in fondness.
“What shall we give them?” Niall asked.
“How about, fish head” Liam suggested, causing James, Louis and Zayn to protest.
“Alright, James, list from worst to best, the singing capabilities of one direction” Niall said with a smirk, the audience laughing and “oooh”ing at the question.
James sat there with his jaw hanging wide open, a smile itching its way onto his face.
“I can’t answer that!” He said loudly.
“Answer or eat, your choice, although I would like to know” Harry said to the man, smirking.
“Whoever wrote this one, is cruel, just- cruel, your asking me to rate the lads best to worst on their singing, right in front of them, messed up I’m telling you” James said shaking his head.
“We won’t be offended” Zayn said to him encouragingly.
“Your saying that now” he replied with a sigh, picking up the portion of fish head on the cocktail stick, the lads following his actions hesitantly.
“Bon appetité lads” he said before all three of them chucked back a piece of the disgusting food.
Instantly they grabbed their trash cans and spat out the contents of their mouths, making gagging noises while the other three sat looking amused at the sight.
“That was the worst fucking fish I’ve eaten in my life, won’t ever go to the chippy again” Louis said before taking a sip of his water.
They all shook their heads with a laugh and continued the game.
“Zayn, would you like to do the honours?” James asked.
“Love to” he replied, picking up a question and showing the other two just as Niall had done before.
They all smirked and turned to look at Liam, causing the mans smile to drop and mutter an “oh god” under his breath.
Zayn day forward in his chair, making eye contact with Liam who was sat opposite him.
He then moved the table round to the beef tongue, leaving it in place opposite the man.
“Liam. Who is your least favourite sibling of any of the members of one direction?”
Liam raised his eyebrows at this, This was beyond mean.
“The fuck? That’s so mean!” He said, waving his arms out to the side.
“Sucks for you, answer or eat?” Zayn replied simply.
“Fuck it” is all he said before chomping down on a large part of the tongue, chewing it with a grimace on his face.
Harry and Niall soon followed suit, eating a considerably smaller portion than Liam had, spitting it out just after a few chews.
“I can’t believe I just had that thing in my mouth, look at this shit!” Niall said, turning the tongue over to see the mould like, yellow substance coating the bottom of it. The audience gagged and felt pity for the boys.
It was then Harrys turn to ask a question, this one being for Louis.
Harry pulled a funny looking face at the question before showing it to the boys sat next to him.
He slowly turned the table until it landed on the bull penis, making Louis quirk an eyebrow at the man sat across from him.
“Lou”
“Haz”
“Rumour has it, you enjoy spending time at BDSM clubs on nights out with your pals. True or False?” Harry smirked, and instantly a deep blush spread through Louis’ cheeks.
Louis coughed to clear his throat whilst the rest of the lads, including James, tried desperately not to laugh. They knew the answer, and it was no secret to the public that he had been to a few of the taboo clubs in the past; though that knowledge didn’t help at all with answering.
Not wanting to eat the disgusting food in front of him, he decided he could work his way around the question without it seeming too obvious. “I mean, I’ve been to a few in the past, pretty sure It got leaked on social media at one point. But honestly my mates just dragged me there. We were drunk and it seemed like a funny thing to do. Made a pretty good night out of it to be honest” he said with a chuckle.
Harry looked at him with sceptical eyes, and if the cameras were off and there wasn’t a studio full of people, Louis would have told him to fuck right off.
“Okay, not quite the answer but we’ll take it” James said with a grin, turning to Niall.
“Alright, Nialler, your up mate” he said before peering at the question and turning the table until bird saliva landed in front of him.
“Niall, who would you rather take out on a date, your ex ellie Goulding, or Shawn Mendes?” He said with a playful look on his face.
Niall turned bright red at this, playing with his fingernails while contemplating his answer.
“Well, for a start, I’m very much straight, not that there’s anything wrong with being gay” he said with a chuckle. “But I think going on a date with an ex that I’ve barely talked to in a very long time would just be too awkward, so I’d go with Mendes” he answered, gaining knowing looks from his band mates.
“What?!” He exclaimed.
“Nothing nothing, don’t get wound up mate, we know your part of the Mendes army” Louis said, gaining a laugh from the audience once again.
“Liam, ask away” James said finally.
He picked up his card and eyed it over, before looking at the man.
He then rotated the table as it had been done many times before and put hot sauce in front of him.
“Zayn, it’s it true your thinking of proposing to Gigi?” He asked, voice wavering slightly.
Zayn looked up to meet his eyes and saw the slightest bit of hurt glazing over them, he swallowed thickly before downing the shot of hot sauce and immediately regretting his decision. He spat it out into the bucket and grabbed a glass of milk, practically drowning himself in it.
His mouth was burning ferociously, but he would rather go through the pain of his mouth being lit on fire than admit that in front of Liam.
“Fucking hell, is that liquid fire or some shit?” He said breathlessly.
“Carolina reaper hot sauce. Your welcome” James replied while laughing, patting the man on the back.
By this point it seemed everyone had forgotten about the whole team eating rule, everyone just wanted to get it over with, not caring if the others ate with them or not.
“Alright, final question of the night!” James announced, picking up his question.
When he read it he quickly made sure Louis and Zayn couldn’t see the card, instead turning the table so that the bull penis was now in front of harry.
James smirked.
“Harold. True or false. Is Larry Stylinson real, or was it ever real?” He finally said, using pauses for dramatic effect.
Louis whipped his head up so fast he thought he had snapped his neck, first looking incredulously at James and then turning his attention to the brunette opposite him, their eyes meeting for a moment, unsure what to do in this situation.
“Quite ironic really. You basically asking if I’m gay while giving me a bulls penis to eat” Harry said causing the studio to erupt in a fit of laughter at the realisation.
He looked at Louis once more before eating the item, not wanting to basically come out just because of some silly game. His coming out needed to mean something, he wouldn’t throw the moment away by refusing to eat something.
He spat it out shaking his head, the room still not dying down from fans screaming.
“You can’t even eat that shit if you tried, chewy as fuck mate” Harry said with a small laugh.
Louis looked relieved at Harrys choice, thinking that if they hadn’t sort of made up earlier on then Harry would have most likely outed him himself on national television.
“Okay big round of applause for our guests tonight, one direction!” James shouted, standing up from his chair and gesturing for the lads to come up front with him.
“Don’t forget to support their upcoming events and music, that’s all we have for tonight, I’ve been your host James Corden and goodnight!”
Author notes:
Okay not sure about this chapter, the questions aren’t very good Ik but I honestly couldn’t think of any to save my life:/
I’m so grateful for 500+ reads as I didn’t even think I would get 1. But please comment and vote so I know if your enjoying the story so far.
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