My Roommate Always Seems To Bully Me

Mom, my roommate buries his face in my clothes every day and sniffs them for a long time. His expression is really weird-he must be disgusted that I didn’t wash my clothes properly.”

“He keeps listening to my voice messages over and over, laughing strangely while he does. Is he making fun of my southern accent?”

“He also randomly pinches my cheeks and throws a basketball at my butt…”

“Mom, I really want to come home…”

After a brief silence, my mom responded with heartfelt advice:

“Son, don’t sleep too deeply at night, and remember to close the door when you shower.”

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Author: 恰個大肘子
Translated by: Lhaozi
Origin of the story: China