“What do you want me to write? “Abstinence: From Initiation to Abandonment”? “
Xu Shenting naturally took over the conversation, raised his eyebrows and asked rhetorically.
Fu Boyun: “No. “
No?
What else could there be? What else does Fu Boyun want to see?
“What’s that?” Xu Shenting was puzzled.
“I’ll give you an example, such as “Mr. Fu and His Domineering Little Wife”, “The Cars That Fu Boyun and Xu Shenting Drove in Those Years” uncut version, there is a process, there is a detailed process, what is on the sofa, in the bathroom, in the …… You are free to play. “
Fu Boyun sat on the sofa and watched Xu Shenting say these words, as if he was a boss, with a serious expression, as if he was holding a meeting for his subordinates and giving tasks to requirements: “Do you understand?” “
“……”
Xu Shenting went from astonishment to helplessness, and made a ‘please’ gesture: “Come, the pen is for you, you come to write.” “
“Aren’t you talented and have nowhere to put it? Isn’t this a place for you? “
Fu Boyun was straightforward, and even felt that he was very considerate: “Don’t be too moved, I should do it.” “
“Seriously, I want to be artistic, but what about you? You’re trying to be pornography, you’re going to be arrested like this, you know? “
Xu Shenting looked at Fu Boyun and shook his head helplessly, and couldn’t help complaining:
“Do you go to work every day? What books do you read every day? I don’t think you should watch “Abstinence from Beginner to Mastery”, just watch “Prison from Beginner to Mastery”! You’re a real show, Master Fu. “
“The law only stipulates that the dissemination of such literary works shall be punished according to law, so which article do you see as a violation by writing yourself?”
Fu Boyun propped his chin and said casually.
Xu Shenting: ……
“You’re really a clever little ghost!”
Xu Shenting pinched Fu Boyun’s face, Fu Boyun in his previous life was very restrained in front of him, he was suffocated in his previous life, and he was completely released in this life!
Fu Boyun didn’t pretend at all in front of him now.
In a sense, it’s actually a good thing.
Because only in front of people who are not familiar with you will think about how to pretend, and in front of people you trust is the most real.
“Think about it.”
Fu Boyun’s arms wrapped around Xu Shenting’s waist, let him sit on his lap, and hugged him into his arms.
“What to consider? Write a little yellow essay in our name? “
Xu Shenting looked at Fu Boyun with a smile, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
Fu Boyun thought to himself: “Not only that, but also cats pretending to be ……”
“My dear, here I suggest you read this great book.”
Xu Shenting picked up the book and began to display it, and recommended it earnestly:
“Yes, it is the book “Abstinence from Beginner to Mastery” written by Mr. Xu Shenting, which also mentions the corresponding solution to your situation, and reading more will help your physical health, so that you will not have too many unrealistic fantasies.”
“This is the first gift you gave me, and it is very precious, so I plan to offer this book and pass it on as a family heirloom.”
Fu Boyun discussed this issue with Xu Shenting with a straight face, and didn’t say anything, but the meaning was very obvious, that is: don’t look at it, resolutely don’t look at it!
“Huh? To whom are you going to pass it on? Xu Shenting frowned slightly, this statement is really fresh.
Fu Boyun: “Fu Ruibai.” “
“Don’t harm the children, can you?”
Xu Shenting chuckled, feeling sorry for Fu Ruibai for two seconds.
“Then don’t hurt me, can you?” Fu Boyun was very aggrieved.
Alas, I really can’t take Fu Boyun, I relented.
Xu Shenting sighed lightly, stood up and turned his back to Fu Boyun, his tone was a little lost:
“If you don’t like it, forget it, I just spent a few days of time and energy, and that’s okay. I just want my brother to be happy, and it’s okay if I’m not happy. “
There was a sigh and compromise behind him.
“It’s not that I don’t like this book, I read, I can’t read it?”
Xu Shenting looked back at Fu Boyun, the loss just now was swept away, and he showed a sly smile: “This is what you said yourself, I didn’t force you~”
I’m soft-hearted, I’m pretending, hehe~
“Well, I volunteered.”
Fu Boyun knew that Xu Shenting was pretending, but he was still willing to take the initiative to jump into the pit he dug.
After all, his little boy has been digging the pit for so long, so it’s good to make him happy.
This book can be read, as for the implementation or not? How? That is the wisdom of the benevolent and the wise of the wise.
However, he learned another trick today, maybe what he has in his heart will still have a chance to be realized.
With a small thin waist, long legs, and fair skin, if you wear a black cat outfit, the picture will definitely be attractive.
Ahem!
He really should look at the book to calm down, this matter can only be slowly figured out.
Xu Shenting: ??
Seeing Fu Boyun flipping through the book with his eyes down and reading carefully, it didn’t seem like he was perfunctory, which made Xu Shenting feel that he was wrong.
Is the ideological consciousness so high?
Xu Shenting was lying in **, looking at Fu Boyun who was sitting on ** flipping a book without squinting.
He’s been reading for thirty minutes!
It seemed that he noticed Xu Shenting’s gaze, Fu Boyun looked at him and affirmed:
“It’s well written, it’s interesting.”
“That’s for sure, my level of professionalism is still guaranteed.”
Xu Shenting is still very confident in his literary skills, and the champion of the provincial college entrance examination that year was not in vain.
“I saw the little stick figure inside, it’s cute! I’m also a must! “
Xu Shenting, who was praised, suddenly got up, sat up from **, and leaned over to show off to Fu Boyun.
Fu Boyun lowered his eyes and looked at Xu Shenting who was leaning on his arms, his ink-colored eyes flashed with darkness, and he asked lightly:
“Just know how to draw with stick figures?”
“Who do you look down on, of course I will do anything else, just here to show a little bit of my style of drawing stick figures, I’m amazing!”
Xu Shenting was forced to learn a lot of skills in his previous life in order to make a living, or maybe he was talented, and he learned every skill very well.
“In that case, drawing comics shouldn’t be a problem?”
“Uh-huh!”
Xu Shenting snorted arrogantly, is this difficult? It’s not like he hasn’t painted.
“That ……”
Fu Boyun deliberately dragged out his tone and leaned into Xu Shenting’s ear, and his deep voice was still smiling: “When can our little yellow man be on the agenda?” “
Xu Shenting turned his head in confusion and was kissed by Fu Boyun.
“How did you manage to read this book and still think about it?”
Xu Shenting couldn’t believe it, this didn’t have any effect of purifying his heart and few desires at all!
Fu Boyun chuckled, leaned over and bit the tip of Xu Shenting’s ear, his thin lips lightly opened.
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