“I thought about it before I went in. I don’t have to do much damage, but I must live longer! So I ordered a life-saving skill, which is the southern gate method. I don’t think anyone has ordered it!”
“Nonsense, the basic cooling time is five minutes. You may not be able to use this skill for the second time when you are cold.”
“But he can make the dying person invincible in a second and return blood immediately. I think it’s quite practical.”
“No wonder you fell from the tree and didn’t die. At that time, we all thought you were cold. Later, we found that the name was not gray, but how did you find out the location of King Kong?”
“His line of sight is still very clear, isn’t it? Follow the aiming line and find it! At that time, he thought I was dead, and you two were in close combat. You must not touch him, so he didn’t change his squat.
This is the time for lunch. Xia Tong, Zhou Yanjun and Bo Yu went to the restaurant for dinner together. In the process, they were still chattering about the battle just now. That guy, no one could get in.
He Youjin, Lin Mingfei and Shi Ya suddenly felt that the food was tasteless, as if the three of them were so lazy. Shi Yapi smiled and bowed his fingers. Knocking on the table with the knuckles: “Okay, the three of you carried me to the arena, right? Now that you have the ability, you can play the kitchen knife team! There is no need for fatherly love.
Bo Yu and Zhou Yanjun really felt the anger of the wet nurse. Both of them shrank their necks and felt timid, and they were silent like quail. Only Xia Tong bit his chopsticks and leaned over to Shi Ya. He looked up and giggled, “Timer, we played two games, only two games, and lost one game!”
“What are you fooling with them?” When Shi Ya saw Xia Tong’s face softening in an instant, she touched his head and said earnestly, “You should follow the rules when you get started with PVP. How can you be so reckless? Do you still play the kitchen knife team? It’s right to lose.”
“But we won another game!” Xia Tong squeezed his thin neck and argued rationally: “We also defeated the gorilla of KUQ, right, fat!”
“Yes, yes! It’s super cool, even better than emptying the night!” When it comes to this, Zhou Yanjun is happy and can’t help patting: “It’s so good that I can eat two more bowls of rice today!”
“But it’s like you’re going to have a little less meal one day.” Shi Ya was speechless.
“But seriously, today’s lunch is delicious!” Zhou Yanjun ate a meal, licked his oily mouth, and sighed sincerely, “This hair and blood, this butter wide powder, is too amazing!” Which takeaway is out?
“Didn’t you find that our base has hired a new aunt?” He You went into the kitchen and looked around. A woman in an apron in the kitchen was packing up her kitchen utensils. Hearing the words, she looked at her head and smiled gently.
“Hone, my surname is Song. I just came here on the first day today.” She rubbed her hands and said shyly.
“How are you, Aunt Song~~~~~” Xia Tong immediately smiled and said hello loudly in a long tone.
“Oh! Hello, hello.” No one could escape Xia Xiaoxuan’s cute killing. Aunt Song suddenly showed a loving and maternal smile: “Are you used to today’s food? Does it taste good?”
“Uh-huh! I like it very much!” Xia Tong nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
Aunt Song: “Tay to your aunt if you have anything to eat, and she will make it for you! Auntie won’t just learn online!”
Zhou Yanjun immediately got up, put his hands against the seams of his trousers, and bowed 90 degrees straight: “Delicious! It’s better than all the takeaway I’ve ever eaten! Aunt, thank you! Auntie loves you!”
The two of them were sweet-mouthed, which made Aunt Song very angry, and poured a cup of freshly squeezed orange juice for each of them.
Shi Ya sneered, “The aunt talked to Xia Tong. Why are you doing there?”
Zhou Yanjun was thick-skinned: “I can eat all the food that Xia Tong likes!”
“The Arras pig is indeed an Arras pig.” Lin Mingfei gave a thumbs up without raising his head.
Bo Yu leaned in to He You and whispered, “Our team can already invite aunts?” Where did the money come from?
He Youjin slowly stirred the bone soup in the bowl: “Thanks to Zero, his dedication has brought great benefits to our team.”
Bo Yu was silent for two seconds, and his pupils were shocked: “Captain, have you borrowed usury?”
Zhou Yanjun turned his head when he heard the sound: “–Or did you sell yourself???”
Lin Mingfei was almost choked by the coffee in his hand: “Cough, cough…”
He Youjin: “Hahahahaha!! Yes, yes! He sold himself to an extremely rich Omega woman!”
Xia Tong looked up at Lin Mingfei ignorantly. The reflection arc was still on the “selling body”. He asked seriously, “Is it very expensive to sell yourself?”
Lin Mingfei didn’t want to talk about this stupid question at all. He put on a funeral face and said, “Let’s have a hammer and eat.”
Xia Tong was a little willing to share joys and sorrows with him. He approached and asked more and more attentively, “Where can I sell it?”
Lin Mingfei: “?”
Xia Tong: “I’ll go to sell it with you!”
Lin Mingfei: “…”
The base was quiet for two seconds, and then everyone burst into a burst of laughter, with Zhou Yanjun laughing the most arrogantly.
Xia Tong was puzzled. She was still at a loss and full of righteousness in the world. She felt injustice for Lin Mingfei. “What are you laughing at? Everyone is using the money, right? How can Zero sell it alone? Why don’t we sell it together!”
The laughter in the club stopped abruptly.
After a long time, Zhou Yanjun said quietly, “I’d better forget it. I’m going to you.”
“Yes, it’s not weighed by weight. If you want to sell it, someone has to buy it.” Lin Mingfei sneered happily.
The so-called one thousand enemy injuries and eight hundred self-damage. He Youjin waved his hand and said with a wooden face, “Let’s skip this topic.”
Xia Tong was even more stunned until Shi Ya bent down and whispered a few words in his ear. Little Omega’s face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, so red that it was bleeding.
“That I… I’m full.” He cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, got up from the table awkwardly, and couldn’t wait to escape immediately.
“How much have you eaten and you will be full?” He Youjin looked up and frowned and said, “Don’t lose weight!”
“No, I’m really full.” Xia Tong said.
Lin Mingfei glanced at him, almost engraved the word “I don’t believe” on his face, and patted the chair beside him indiscribably: “Sit down and eat more, forget the topic just now.”
Xia Tong said anxiously, “But I really can’t eat it!” He was afraid that Lin Mingfei would not believe it. He straightened up and sent his little belly to Lin Mingfei and said earnestly, “My stomach is bulging!” If you don’t believe me, look!”
Lin Mingfei: “.”
He looked sideways and glanced at little Omega’s body.
Xia Tong wore a cartoon-printed pure cotton sweatshirt with parents’ trousers. She exuded a sense of young teeth, soft, and the waist and limbs below were slender, which made the sweatshirt empty and loose, and she could not see that her stomach was bulging at all.
“I can’t see the drum.” Lin Mingfei told the truth.
Xia Tong was not convinced. She tried her best to straighten her waist, grabbed Lin Mingfei’s hand, and pressed Alpha’s palm tightly against her stomach: “You touch you. It’s obviously a drum, super drum!”
Half of Lin Mingfei’s body was stiff.
The texture under the hand is soft and flat, and the clothes are not thick. The warm body temperature of the little omega comes through the clothes, staining the skin of his palm, like moist hot spring water.
What a beautiful body this is. So good… I want people to take it for themselves.
Lin Mingfei’s throat knot rolled up and down roughly, strangling out the tight and sexy neck line, but did not say anything.
At this time, Zhou Yanjun beside him drew a few pieces of paper and wiped his hands clean like two hundred and five, “I want to touch it too!” Let me touch it!
Look at how much you can eat!” As soon as his fat claws were raised, he looked at Lin Mingfei as sharp as he could almost shark.
Obviously, Lin Mingfei didn’t say anything. The “unpleasant” breath all over his body had been heavily suppressed. With a strong deterrent, Zhou Yanjun’s smile gradually disappeared. He stood still and shook his shiny fat claws and sat back.
“You don’t trust me.” Lin Mingfei said in a low voice.
“No!” Zhou Yanjun waved his hand and smiled awkwardly: “If the captain touches it, it’s ok, ojbk!”
“Then I can go back!” Xia Tong whispered, “Go ahead and take a nap.” Lin Mingfei said.
“Hmm!”
Xia Tong ran upstairs.
“If you touch it, you can touch it, but you won’t refuse.” He Youjin rolled his white eyes next to him and said, “It’s okay if the children don’t understand anything, but you fucking pretend you don’t understand?” I don’t know. I thought you were pregnant and were touching the fetus.
“I use my hands and clothes. Will you think I’m a little more powerful?” Lin Mingfei drooped his eyelids lazily.
“What are you!” He You put his index finger and middle finger together, and nodded to Lin Mingfei tremblingly: “You old beast!”
“If he had this ability, he wouldn’t have come to work in a career. He had already sent him as a son, Guanyin.” Shi Ya was talking sarcasticly.
“I can tell you the truth. When everything is on the right track in a few days, I will go to the league to re-register the player information for you. Although the league does not have a mandatory rule that Omega can’t participate in the competition, there will definitely be gossip at that time. In such a sensitive period, you all restrain me a little. It’s not allowed. Get things done! Don’t say anything about it! Create a clean and harmonious growth environment for your hard-won little cute teammates!”
Lin Mingfei nodded: “I agree.”
“You agree with nothing!” He You rushed to his middle finger: “You are the first to pay attention to my words and deeds!”
Zhou Yanjun didn’t think it was a big deal to see the hustle and bustle: “That’s it!”
He Youjin’s middle finger rotated: “You don’t want to pick it out. You’re the second one!”
Zhou Yanjun: “…”
Shi Ya: “Ha, ha.” He elegantly wiped the corners of his lips with a tissue and suddenly said, “But I think Xia Tong really eats too little. He is short and light. He is actually at a loss in the arena full of Alpha.”
“Yes, right!” Zhou Yanjun seemed to remember something and patted his head and said, “Can you believe that he can be directly shaken out of the map by the roar of the beast? When he told me the other day that he was only 52 kilograms, I was stunned by my whole body!”
Bo Yu: “…… Is he only half as heavy as you?
Zhou Yanjun: “Yes, old man! I feel that I can fold his arm with a pinch.
Bo Yu said, “Don’t we have mandatory requirements for exercise on a daily basis?” Why don’t you take Xia Tong with you? I can teach him to lift iron.”
Zhou Yanjun: “Do you want to train him into a muscular O King Kong Barbie? Damn, it’s a little exciting to think about that picture…”
Shi Ya: “…… I’m talking about nutrition. You’ve talked too far.
Lin Mingfei leaned back, leaned against the back of the chair, picked up his arms, and recalled Xia Tong’s preference for eating just now.
The cauliflower in the dry pot, the quail eggs and asparagus in the chowtuce, more protein and vegetables, less oil and less meat.
This should be the eating habits that he was hardened by the previous living environment, in order to maintain a beautiful and exquisite appearance. Lin Mingfei still remembers that Zhou Yanjun gave Xia Tong potato chips that day. The little Omega ate as if he had eaten some rare delicious food, which showed that Xia Tong did not like delicious food.
Lin Mingfei was a little distressed. He thought that there was still a long way to go to make Xia Tong a normal Omega with colorful life experiences.
Unexpectedly, it exploded on Weibo just after noon.
The reason is that the national server elf player named “Father of Tongluo Burning” broadcasted the process of platooning with KUQ’s hunter King Kong in his live broadcast room, and accidentally recorded the mouthpiece between King Kong and the former KUQ knight player Fire.
Both sides are powerful trolls. The fight in just a few words is not wonderful. Originally, King Kong did not take it for a reason at all, but King Kong’s few fans and the group fans of the KUQ team suddenly rose up and began to bombard Zhou Yanjun.
[I’ve heard that Zhou Gou is a white-eyed wolf for a long time. Today, it really lives up to its reputation. Is it KUQ to give you less or less clothes for you? As soon as you leave, you are in a hurry to step on your former teammates?]
[Without KUQ, you rolled out of Team P at the beginning, that’s the homeless dog, okay? Now there are more knight players in the circle than the lice on the stray cats. At the level of Zhou Yanjun, it is estimated that he can only be a lame anchor in which corner, and he can continue to play professionally? Can you raise yourself so fat?
[If you say terminate the contract, you will terminate the contract. You don’t care about the friendship of the team at all. I have never seen such a thing. Didn’t your mother give you a conscience when she gave birth to you? It’s worthy of you, Zhou Yanjun.]
[Zhou Gou is Lin Mingfei’s first licking dog in the world. Is Lin Mingfei your father? Run as soon as you call.]
[Lin Mingfei is not a good bird himself, is he? Didn’t he get out of the date a while ago? Sure enough, what kind of pot goes with what cover? The smell is the same.]
[I’d like to see what team P can create this time. Don’t look back and can’t cross the threshold of the league. Zhou Gou cried and shouted back to KUQ for admission.]
[At that time, I will definitely brush a wave of loyal dog Zhou Yanjun! Manually funny.]
Originally, this rhythm should have been scolded by the fans of King Kong and the fans of the father of Tongluo, and then all the passers-by talked a lot with the wind, but somehow, the rhythm on the Internet inexplicably deviated. Originally, KUQ fans unilaterally abused Zhou Yanjun, and soon Zhou Yanjun’s fans also reacted. Come on, don’t show weakness and start to reply.
[Fuck, I really can’t stand it. Are your KUQ fans all fans with their heads and tumors on their necks? Obviously, it’s King Kong’s color pen that provokes first, okay?
[Which septic tank did King Kong’s mouth grow in? Master Huo is really good. If I can carry a knife to the network cable and cut him down!]
[I just asked Fire if the word KUQ is not good? Do you still have to be criticized for the matter? What kind of world is this?
[It’s the transfer season now. What’s wrong with the change of team? What’s wrong with the old team? Did you throw away your ancestral grave or something?
[Ha ha, to put it in a bad word, can KUQ accommodate our Fire Buddha? I really can’t think about it.]
[The truth is the truth of the brothers upstairs. As a technical fan of Zhou Yanjun, I have to say that KUQ doesn’t look at what he played in the league? Damn it, can you make it to the top four without Fire’s striker? Wake up, hey!
[I’m a fan of Fire’s girlfriend!! I support all of Fire’s decisions! You are not allowed to scold him!
[I quite hope that Fire will go back to Polaris. That’s where I’m home. Yes, as a fan of Team P, I’m crying now!]
[Z fans have never dared to speak. Why do you always take my brother with you when you quarrel? Hasn’t the matter of dating been clarified?]
[Team P is really miserable. The United States is strong and miserable. Before they officially return, so many people have red eyes.]
The Internet was torn in a mess. Zhou Yanjun took a nap and his mobile phone exploded.
“Damn it, what the hell!” As soon as he opened Weibo, he was stuffed with private mailboxes filled with all kinds of unpleasant insults. He ran downstairs and found that He Youjin was also pouring the computer in the living room.
“Oh, I just wanted to go upstairs and call you.” He Youjin said, “You were scolded for being on the Weibo hot search.”
Zhou Yanjun: “????”
“Don’t have such an expression!” He Youjin snapped his mouth and said, “I’m also quite surprised. I heard that your popularity is not the highest in the P team. At that time, Ping Shuai retweeted and praised Zero’s dating, but no one pulled him out to whip the corpse. You can actually be on the hot search!”
Zhou Yanjun: “… I can’t tell whether you are an enemy or a friendly army for a while.
He Youjin didn’t care. He pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, “KUQ’s public relations is good. The firepower transfer is quite comprehensive. Hey, but since they fired first, don’t hang up my ruthless hands!”
Zhou Yanjun: “Ha?”
He paused and said with a wooden face, “Actually, I don’t feel anything when they criticize me. You can’t play with them for me.”
“Oh! What kind of hammer are you?” He Youjin rolled up his sleeves and sneered, “Do you deserve me to work hard? Ben Beta’s knowledgeable life is worth it!”
Zhou Yanjun: “…”
He Youjin: “I feel sorry for the little good impression left by your P team’s fans!” He closed the computer and suddenly got up.
Zhou Yanjun was quite worried that his thin arms and legs would really work hard with the Alpha group of KUQ. He couldn’t help but care, “Where are you going?”
“Buy hot search!” He Youjin crossed his waist aggressively and sneered, “Will they buy hot searches?” So can I! If they buy one hot search, we will buy two! If they hire a thousand sailors, we will hire 10,000! Who is afraid of whom! Stinky Alpha!”
Zhou Yanjun was gasped by his harsh words: “Hs–“
He Youjin looked up, and the glasses were covered with a strange white light. He laughed like he was bent over by something: “Anyway, our P team is rich now, and if you have money, you can do everything!” After saying that, he stepped on the ground.
Bo Yu was coming down from upstairs and was stunned by He Youjin’s back for a while.
“Manager He is wearing slippers, right?” He was shocked and said, “How can you step on such a loud noise?”
Zhou Yanjun: “… Maybe there is a demon in high heels living in his heart?
“It’s still the kind that can trample on all Alpha dog heads.” Someone laughed in a low voice.
Zhou Yanjun was stunned and looked at it with a sound.
Lin Mingfei was lying on the armrest in the corridor, happily turning the mobile phone with one hand. He held the mobile phone body with two fingers, and the other fingers pushed the mobile phone back in the palm of his hand, as if it would fall at any time, but it had not fallen.
“Damn it, can you stop playing with your mobile phone like this?” Zhou Yanjun shrank his neck: “I’m afraid that your mobile phone will fall from upstairs and hit me.”
“When did you become so timid?” Lin Mingfei asked.
“From the time when my private mailbox was blown up by the spray ten minutes ago.” Zhou Yanjun said.
He didn’t feel anything about being sprayed, but when he saw that Lin Mingfei and Polaris were affected, he felt guilty and even began to doubt whether it was the right decision for him to come back to Polaris from KUQ so recklessly.
Bo Yu patted him on the shoulder.
Lin Mingfei narrowed his eyes.
“Every time I see you like this, I want to spend a lot of money to open an anti-pretentious treatment center, the kind of electric shock.” He said.
Zhou Yanjun: “… You are fucking–“
Lin Mingfei raised the three-dimensional and masculine jaw corner: “Wait and see Weibo.”
Zhou Yanjun was stunned and lowered his head and took out his mobile phone.
He clicked on the bloody microblog, and suddenly found that the “Fire KUQ” on the hot search was gone, and replaced by the following keywords.
“KKONG molesting NPC”
“KKONG official title”
“KKONG has a lot of people talking about vegetables”
“KKONG is isolated”
“KKONG reverse points live broadcast”
Zhou Yanjun: “…”
Lin Mingfei also clicked on Weibo, but his forehead twitched a few times.
“How to swim! Didn’t you say you only buy two hot searches?” He shouted unbearably, “Why did you buy five in one go?”
“Isn’t five enough cards?” He Youjin roared arrogantly and gloated across the whole base: “I just want the whole world to know what this obscene A has done!”
“Damn it! You are fucking a private revenge!” Lin Mingfei roared, “You should have a limit to hate A! Did the money of the base come from the strong wind!”
Boyu didn’t surf the Internet very much and reached out to poke the meat on Zhou Yanjun’s waist.
“What is the concept of the five hot searches?”
Zhou Yanjun was in a good mood and grinned.
“It’s the concept that the captain should serve five Omega rich women.”
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