Asking for food is the fastest way to make money in the world.
If it was Xia Tong, who had just run away from home, he might have believed it directly.
But now he is different! He! It’s Niu Hulu Xia Tong! I have been out for so long! After experiencing the ups and downs! It’s not as easy to fool as before!
“Is this true?” Xia Tong expressed a little doubt, “Uncle, why don’t you ask for food?”
The stall owner stared at the bull’s eye: “… You have learned to talk back, haven’t you?”
Xia Tong: “Wo!”
The stall owner squeezed his voice and learned from him: “You just said, ‘Uncle, teach me how to do it, I’ll learn now!'”
I don’t know if he was diaphragmisted. Xia Tong flattened his little mouth aggrievedly: “How can I talk like this…” He sighed, looked helpless, and turned around and said, “Okay, I’ll go now.”
“Oh, don’t run too far! Just next to my stall, let me see you. Don’t think about slipping around. My old legs can run faster than the city manager!” The stall owner raised his voice and said, “Twenty yuan! When will it be finished!”
Xia Tong nodded honestly, then dragged a pony, sat down regularly not far from the fried skewer stall, put the big iron rice bowl forward, and officially began the journey of begging for food.
People came and went at night, and the business was booming, but he couldn’t stand the stall owner’s skillful method of frying skewers. He could still make a gap in a daze in the middle of the journey. He used this daze to glance at the little boy who was sitting not far away and begging for food.
A big rice bowl, a small pazar, the little boy didn’t say anything. He stared at the crowd coming and going with his innocent and smart eyes. He looked at others and others didn’t know what he wanted to do. At most, he looked cute and smiled or kissed. The scene was depressed and stupid.
The stall owner suddenly had some malice in his heart, and he didn’t do business. He took out a white board and a few oil pens from the bottom of his iron car, and swayed to Xia Tong leisurely.
Sure enough, the rice basin in front of Xia Tong was empty, and the stall owner sneered and said, “If you don’t open your mouth to shout, you may not be able to charge 20 yuan until tomorrow morning.”
“Chang out with your mouth open?” Xia Tong raised her head blankly.
“Yes, you have to have a reason to beg for money, right? Otherwise, why did they give you the money they worked so hard to earn for nothing? The stall owner said.
Xia Tong thought for a thought and nodded, “What you said makes sense. Should I tell them that I don’t have money to eat fried skewers?”
“Do you think this reason is to be beat or not?” The stall owner asked.
Xia Tong thought about it again and became more and more aggrieved: “I owe you a beating, because I don’t bring money is my own reason.”
“That’s right.” The stall owner said.
“What should I do?” Xia Tong asked helplessly.
“So you have to make up a decent reason! Let others give you the money willingly. The stall owner said, “Have you seen the costume TV series?”
“No.” Xia Tong shook his head.
“There are often that kind of bridge in it, do you know?” The stall owner also dragged Zhang Xiaoma over with great interest, sat next to Xia Tong, and began to draw for him: “On the street where people come and go, a poor girl wears filial piety, with a straw mark on her head, and spread a piece of white cloth in front of her, with four big characters written in red pen – selling herself to bury her father!”
Xia Tong: “?”
The stall owner: “Ah, of course, I don’t mean to curse your father.”
Xia Tong shook her head: “It’s okay. Anyway, I don’t have a father.”
Stall owner: “Ah…”
Xia Tong: “I don’t have a mother either. Don’t be afraid.”
The corner of the stall owner’s mouth twitched: “… Can’t you see why your baby is miserable?”
Xia Tong didn’t think anything, and then asked, “Sell yourself to bury your father, and then what?”
“And then? Then there will be that kind of chivalrous man passing by and pity her tragic situation. The stall owner continued to say cadence: “I helped her pay for the coffin and funeral expenses, and then made a good story!”
Xia Tong’s blank face became thicker and thicker: “So?”
“So! The essence of food lies in two words! It’s a tragedy!” The stall owner said passionately, “Look! I’ve brought the props for you!”
Xia Tong blinked and looked at the stall owner, like a big flag and a trick, taking out a whiteboard and a colorful oily pen from under his buttocks.
“What are you going to do?” He asked.
“It’s miserable! I’ll make up a sad life for you.” The stall owner waved his pen and wrote on the whiteboard, “In this way, everyone will see you miserable, and you will naturally give you money!”
Xia Tong was confused and said, “Is that a lie?”
The stall owner paused, and then said shamelessly, “How can the matter of starting a business be called a lie?”
Xia Tong’s face was stunned: “… Why did it become a business again?
“I mean to pay off the debt! Pay off the debt!” The stall owner coughed and said, “Aren’t you going to pay me the debt!”
The owner of the spicy hot pot stall across the street suddenly sneered loudly and said strangely, “Children! This old man has a bad stomach! And I’m fooling you!”
“Get out of here! Sell your gutter oil spicy hot pot!” The stall owner roared and patted Xia Tong’s head again: “What’s your name?”
“Xia Tong, summer summer, the pupil of the eyes.”
“Your eyes are really beautiful.” The stall owner said something that was very inconsistent with his own temperament, and then began to write hard, and soon wrote a full board of “Obituary” on the whiteboard.
“There’s only one title left.” He clicked on the top blank and said, “You have no father and no mother, so who is the closest to you?”
“The most intimate…” Xia Tong stretched out a finger and nodded on her chin. She thought for a thought, “The captain of our team!”
“Oh~~Captain!” The stall owner thought about it, and then wrote down the words “selling and burial captain” in a prominent place!
“From now on! You have to believe it with real feelings! Your dearest captain! He passed away!” The stall owner stuffed the whiteboard into Xia Tong’s arms and said earnestly, “You must be immersed in that kind of grief!” Only others will believe that you are really miserable! Instead of coming out to cheat money! The play must be true! It must be natural! Be sure to convince yourself first! Only then can we convince the audience!”
Xia Tong: “…”
The stall owner continued to say, “Think about it! The captain who is indifferent to you! He once appeared when you needed help most! Give you comfort when you are most sad! It’s your shelter from the wind! It is the navigation of your growth! But he is so unfortunate! Ah! Because of an unexpected disease! Died! From now on! You will never see his vivid face again! I can’t hear his deep magnetic voice anymore! I can no longer hold his warm and powerful hand–“
Maybe what he said was too close to reality. Xia Tong somehow remembered Lin Mingfei sitting alone at the table that night and preparing some eye drops.
At that time, he felt that Lin Mingfei was standing on a steep cliff, crumbling, but there were thousands of mountains and rivers between Lin Mingfei and him, but he couldn’t cross it, and it was futile to stop him.
He didn’t find a way to enter Alpha’s heart, and he couldn’t help anything. If he didn’t use it again, he would really lose his favorite Alpha at any time.
The more I thought about it, the more real it was. The more I thought about it, the more sad it became. The empty sour loneliness was unbearable. Xia Tong instantly cried to him, “Wow–” Tears fell down like broken beads.
The stall owner was very excited: “Yes, yes! That’s what I want! It’s so real tears. Hurry up, sit back and hold the billboard. You are the star of tomorrow in the film industry!”
Lin Mingfei carried an iron can of natural gas through the crowded snack street and stopped in front of the signboard of “Lao Gu Fried String”. He skillfully unloaded the heavy natural gas tank from his shoulder and helped Gu Dongsheng replace the empty tank with zeroing the meter.
Gu Dongsheng was his godfather who didn’t know what he knew when he was young. He used to be a famous film director in the last century. He made many high-score movies with a good reputation. He was full of talent, but he was also a little crazy and unreaveable. Because of his character, he just had a group of old enemies in the circle. Later, he withdrew from the film in anger. The reason for selling fried skewers is that it is free to sell fried skewers.
It’s quite free. It’s the kind of freedom to scold each other on the street.
That’s right. Tonight, this incompetent godfather left the key at home, but the gas tank was not filled. He had no choice but to call Lin Mingfei, who had just fallen asleep, for help at night, which really brought the absurdity of the film and television people to the extreme.
Gu Dongsheng leaned against the side with a toothpick in his mouth and watched Lin Mingfei change the gas tank. He said with a smile, “I want you to slip through the door and pry the lock when you were in school. I was often educated by my stick. Now look, hey! One skill is quite useful! Hey! My god son has grown up! What the child said is really right!”
“You have more and more plays. You should continue to be your big director. What kind of fried skewers do you sell?” Lin Mingfei gave him a white look, “Also, remember to bring the key next time. I will be very busy later and don’t have time to help you deal with these trivial things.”
“I see.” Gu Dongsheng didn’t care.
Lin Mingfei tilted his head and saw a circle of people not far away. “What’s wrong over there? Is there someone making trouble or something?”
“No!” Speaking of this, Gu Dongsheng was still very excited. His eyes lit up slightly and arched Lin Mingfei with his elbow, “Hey, let me tell you Zero. I caught a little boy eating a bully meal today. He looked stupid, but he was very beautiful. I wanted to teach him a lesson and give him another trick, so I arranged a bitter scene for him! That crying is a real thing – you can go and have a look! Absolutely eye-catching!”
“What’s wrong with you?” Lin Mingfei looked at Gu Dongsheng with crazy eyes, but was forcibly pushed over by Gu Dongsheng.
“Let’s get out of the way!”
The crowd was pulled away, and Lin Mingfei’s ears were full of heated discussion by passers-by. Some were wondering whether it was a performance art. Some said that the little boy was really cute, and he cried with pear blossoms and rain. Others said that the child was probably cheated. Should he call the police? Then he saw him sitting on the ground. A familiar figure.
“Xia Tong?” He blurted out, and his pupils were shocked.
The voice was boiling, and the little Omega obviously didn’t hear what he was talking about. He was still twitching with a real feeling. There was a tamped iron rice bowl in front of him, holding a whiteboard full of slogans in his arms.
The big words “Captain of the Sale and Burial” came into view!
Lin Mingfei: “………???”
“Look, what a great crying scene!” Gu Dongsheng praised beside him: “He is the star of tomorrow, Zero! I really believe that he has a dying old captain!”
Lin Mingfei: “…”
You don’t have to think about it. Xia Xiaoyu, who is not deeply involved in the world, has been fooled again.
And his godfather deserves to be his godfather.
If you want to cheat a pair, you won’t even let go of your son.
The author has something to say: Lin Mingfei: Zhen died on the spot.
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