This is really a… It’s a problem that makes people bald.
Lin Mingfei covered the door again? The forehead.
“I’m in.” He said in a low voice.
“Don’t come in!!” Xia Xiaoxiao cried and shouted, “I’m so ashamed!!!”
“… What are you going to do if I don’t come in? Do you want to squat in the toilet for a day?” Lin Mingfei was speechless and distressed. He couldn’t help but be angry: “Let you eat so much meat without vegetables yesterday!”
Xia Tong: “Woo-hoo, you still mean me!!”
In the end, Lin Mingfei broke the door violently and slipped away a poor little man who sat in the toilet until his legs were numb? Get up, tie up your trousers and go to the hospital.
When did Xia Tong suffer this kind of pain? He kept crying all the way: “Brother, my butt hurts. I’m bleeding? Whoo, whoo, whoo! Will I die? Whoo-hoo!”
Lin Mingfei: “…”
It won’t be good for a person to squat on the toilet for more than an hour, right?
Such a complaint directly caused them to sit down in the colorectal department? Come on, the doctor’s eyes were wrong when he looked at Lin Mingfei, full of contempt and complaints.
Lin Mingfei’s face was dull. He had guessed what the doctor was scolding himself in his heart.
Beasts.
He is not scolded for being scolded!
Xia Tong was constipated for the first time, and he didn’t know how to use the corsema. He only knew how to dry and force, and he was so cruel to himself. Good boy, a little blood directly scared him and broke his courage, crying as if the sky was going to collapse?,
Explain the cause and effect clearly in the outpatient clinic. The doctor was angry and funny. Did he prescribe it to them? He also told Xia Tong to eat a balanced diet and don’t just eat meat or vegetables, and send them away. Xia Tong covered her buttocks and walked out of the clinic. Is it over? After a while, he changed to cover his stomach and said aggrievedly, “Brother, my stomach is still swollen.”
“Do you think you are self-super.” Lin Mingfei taught him with a straight face: “Go back to take medicine, eat? Is the medicine discharged? It will be fine. Let’s see if you dare to mess around in the future.
Xia Tong was even more wronged by his training? He dared not take the initiative to talk to Lin Mingfei all the way.
The two turned out of the outpatient hall and suddenly heard someone behind them shouting: “Ah! Are you Zero and Blink?”
Lin Mingfei’s heart “clucked” and screamed badly. He was still immersed in the previous outdated state. Forgot? They are now a little famous in the circle. He was about to put on his sweatshirt and hat and pretend that he couldn’t hear it? It’s better to immerse himself in it and leave, but Xia Tong turned his head stupidly, “Alas? Who called me?”
Is it over? Lin Mingfei sighed in his heart.
Sure enough, several teenage girls squeezed out of the crowd and besieged them happily.
“Ah!! It’s really Z God himself!!! So handsome!!! Why is it so high!!”
“Can you sign it for me!! I’m an old fan of Polaris?!! I like you very much, Z God!!”
“Blink!! It’s really BLink!! Ah, I’m so petite!! Like a doll!!”
“So cute, so cute!! Can BLink take a picture with me!! I liked you the first time I saw you on the live broadcast? Yeah!!”
Xia Tong was a little dumbfounded. He still covered his stomach with one hand. Those fans were stunned for a moment? I quickly found Huadian.
“Alas? Why did you two come to the hospital? What’s wrong with you? Is it?”
“It seems that you just came out of the direction of surgery! Is Blink sick? Or is God Z sick? Ah!”
“Alas? I think the relationship between you two in the team seems to be particularly good! Blink is Omega, right? Z God is the general attack of Team P. Alas, aren’t you–“
Lin Mingfei: “… No!”
There was a bell in his mind.
One A and one O come out of the colon surgery. This must be a sign of something that can’t be described! … If I had known that He Youjin had brought Xia Tong to see the doctor?
No, you can’t make any gossip at this snack, then the “lewd nest” attribute of their P team will be confirmed?!
Lin Mingfei quickly made a crisis in his mind and decided to take it lightly.
“Oh, BLink is constipated?” He sold Xia Tong with a blank face? He said very seriously, “I’ll take him to the colon surgery to get some medicine.” After saying that, he also showed the medicine box to them.
Several fans: “……???”
The corners of their mouths gradually tightened, obviously holding back their smiles, and Xia Tong’s eyes were also full of pity and pity.
Xia Tong: “…!!!”
Little Omega came to his senses, blushed in an instant, turned his head and stared at Lin Mingfei in shock: “Why are you… Why did you tell them all!!”
Lin Mingfei was fair and strict: “We have to be honest with our fans.”
Xia Tong was crazy and clutched the corner of his clothes: “Ah, I’m so ashamed!!”
Those fans are laughing so much that they are about to split up?
“Blink is all right! Be sure to eat well and have a good rest! Only by raising a good health can we play well in the game!”
“That’s right!! Z God is really loved by his teammates!! Always support Polaris!!”
“We will definitely watch the official game!! I hope you have a great performance!!”
Lin Mingfei quickly signed one of his fans: “Thank you for liking it. I’m going to take Blink back now. You should also pay attention to safety.”
“Okay, okay!! Love Z God!!”
“Take good care of BLink!!!”
Lin Mingfei showed an official smile, “I will, don’t worry.” Then he pushed Xia Tong to the direction of the parking lot.
Is it hard to get it? Car, Lin Mingfei’s long sigh of relief, heart? Yu palpitated and said, “Go? Remember to wear a hat and mask when you go out. Isn’t it the same as before? I have to go back and tell each of them.
Xia Tong, who was sitting in the passenger seat, didn’t say anything.
Lin Mingfei was stunned and felt something was wrong. He looked at him sideways.
Little Omega didn’t look at him. He squeezed his little mouth tightly, his hands? He clened his seat belt and twisted it around.
Lin Mingfei: “Xia Tong?”
Xia Tong: “Humph!” And turned his head to the other side.
Lin Mingfei: “…”
Well, the feng shui takes turns. This time it’s Xia Tong’s turn to ignore him.
Xia Tong didn’t give him a good look all the way, and Lin Mingfei also felt a little embarrassed. Until he returned to the base, as soon as he parked the car, little Omega opened the door and rushed away? Next? Go and rush into the base.
“Manager He!! Brother Shi Ya!!! Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!! Zero bullied me!!!! He made me lose my adult in front of my fans!!”
Lin Mingfei: “…”
Lin Mingfei guessed that things fermented quickly, but he didn’t expect things to ferment so quickly.
The hospital they went to in the morning didn’t arrive at noon, and the post in Polaris’s super topic appeared.
“Hahahahahahaha, I went to the hospital today to pull out my wisdom teeth. Did I bump into you? Z God took his milk pupil to see constipation. The scene was so fucking funny that I was dragged away by the hospital security guard!!”
“I’m also on the scene!!! Z God himself is really a male model!!! And? Blink is the little cute Ben Ai!!! Standing next to God Z, a super petite one!! Cute me?!!”
“The sultry Z god takes care of the baby online, is that contrast cute? Hahahahahahaha!!”
“Did I take photos?!! Yes? The picture has the truth!!! The appearance of the nipple covering the stomach is super aggrieved and soft!!! Mom’s heart melted?!!!”
“Are you so lucky that I’m upstairs? Right!!! Seeing a doctor can also hit them!! Which hospital is this!! I’m going to squat too!!!”
“I’m the only one who found Huadian, constipated?”
“Hahahahahahaha, why is the little cutie constipated!! Is the diet of the dog Alphas too meaty? Is it!?!”
“Although it’s miserable, I still want to laugh hahahahahahahaha!!”
“Can you be more careful with the big baby!! Prepare some vegetables for him!! Don’t make him the second Zhou Yanjun!!”
“Fire said yes? I was offended.”
“Z God is too poisonous? It’s so embarrassing to say that it’s shaking out! Don’t we little Omega lose face? doge]”
“If I were a milk pupil, would I be? Did you bite him to death, the dog Alpha? → →, it’s good to look at the milk pupils like this.
“No, no, Blink? I was about to cry with anger hahahahahaha! Z God is a real dog.
“I’m the only one who thinks they are a good match when they stand together!! Old dog coin X little fool has a sense of vision.
“You are not alone upstairs.”
“+1.”
“+2.”
“+10086.”
……
Everyone in Polaris brushed their mobile phones in silence and expressed their deep sympathy for the sacrificed Xia Xiaoying.
Lin Mingfei, the originator, finally felt a trace of guilt and coughed twice to break the deadlock: “There are so many fans, and I usually can’t meet them. In fact, it doesn’t matter… If it is known by the people around you who will meet regularly, it will be more embarrassing, right?
As soon as he finished speaking, a few status pushes popped up on Weibo.
@Sword-toothed Tiger_Goblin: [Hahahahahahahahaha, how poisonous is Polaris’s food to make the new wizard players? Constipation!! In this way, our saber-toothed tiger is good!]
@Sword-toothed tiger_Moku Lan: [I agree, we all have nutritionists to eat, and we will never have a figure like some fat people. It is recommended that Polaris learn it.]
@Sword-toothed Tiger_YOYO: [So how is Blink’s constipation now? Do you need a plug? I can recommend the brand. @Poalris Official Club, @Polaris_Zero.]
@Sword-toothed Tiger_Robin King: [Is it about to be an official game? Can your team pay attention to it? It’s really unprofessional?! Do you feel that we will win without a fight? @Poalris Official Club, @Polaris_Zero.]
Lin Mingfei: “…”
He Youjin raised his eyelids and said quietly, “Well, now the whole world knows that Xia Xiaoyu is constipated?”
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