(Chat with ParkieSpot)
MyStrongHead:
Hey
(Read)
ParkieSpot:
Everytime I see your msg
My heart goes all
Thump
Thump
Thump!
MyStrongHead:
I just wanted to ask if we have the same subjects?
(Read)
ParkieSpot:
Damn it!
Study talk??
😖😖
MyStrongHead:
Oh
Should I ask Tul?
(Read)
ParkieSpot:
No!!!!
I am happy to tell you everything.
MyStrongHead:
No
I think I should go to Tul
(Read)
ParkieSpot:
Why??
No, no, no
I’ll tell you everything!Â
(2 minutes later)
ParkieSpot:
No!!!
Don’t leave me on ‘seen’ ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Please come back!
(Chat with TheOnlyGenius)
MyStrongHead:
Hey
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
Need anything?
MyStrongHead:
Yes
I need some help with my assignment
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
No wonder you came to me.Â
Not to Park.
After all, everyone comes to me when they need help with studies.Â
🙄
MyStrongHead:
Oh
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
Oh? Just oh?
MyStrongHead:
(1 picture attached)
I just wanted to know if I solved it right
(Read)
(4 minutes later)
TheOnlyGenius:
Ok genius, stop lying.
Do you think I am Max or Park?
With the way you wrote it I know you need no one’s help.
Now spill the tea.
Why are you here?
(1 minute later)
MyStrongHead:
Park keeps saying I am cute
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
So you are here to flaunt how high Park is for you?
Fuck it.
MyStrongHead:
No, he’s not high for me
I just want to know why he thinks I am cute
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
You don’t know yourself?
You really need me to say it?
MyStrongHead:
Yes
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
Damn.
Well that’s your fault.
Do you even know what kind of image you are making when you text like that.
MyStrongHead:
No, I don’t know
And text like what?
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
I seriously have to point this out to you?
MyStrongHead:
It’s ok if you don’t want to
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
This is it!
This is what I am talking about!
Why do you always portray yourself as a kindhearted, thinks-about-everyone, person?
MyStrongHead:
?
When did I portray myself as kind?
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
You always do.
Not just kindhearted but you also act cute.
MyStrongHead:
How can someone act cute on text?
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
By playing the clueless card.
Which you are doing right now.
MyStrongHead:
Clueless is cute?
My friends think clueless is stupid
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
It’s stupid only in real life.
But in text it becomes the most adorable thing boys like.
ä¹â (â  â •â _â •â  â )â ã„
MyStrongHead:
Are you saying from your experience?
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
I am sure cause I can see two friends of mine being lovesick for you.
MyStrongHead:
I think Max is lovesick for you
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
That means you can see Park is high for you?
ðŸ˜
(2 minutes later)
MyStrongHead:
How do I let Park know that I am not cute?
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
Be what you are in real life.
Don’t tell them you are clueless all the time, nor do show the love for cats.
Pet lovers look adorable on social media, even if they are psycho in reality.
MyStrongHead:
Oh
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
But honestly I think you should go with ignoring him for a few days and cutting your chat time to minimum.
That will break his wishful dreams.
By the way, you are doing great at that for now.
MyStrongHead:
?
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
That idiot is messaging me, telling me not to answer your study questions, so that you can go back to him.
MyStrongHead:
Won’t he be angry
Since you told me this
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
Do I look like I care?
MyStrongHead:
I don’t know
(Read)
TheOnlyGenius:
I just said don’t look clueless!
Oh god I am done.
MyStrongHead:
?
(Read)
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