(LonelyPark is voice calling)
(Accept / Reject)
Lam:
Hey
Tul:
Damn, you picked up under 10 seconds of calling
Lam:
Who? Park?
Park:
Hey Lam, I am right here.Â
Lam:
I heard a different voice before.
Tul:
That was me, Tul.
Lam:
Hey! You both are together?
Park:
Why was your ‘Hey’ more exciting for him than me?
I am gonna cry
Tul:
Shut up and call up Max too.
Lam:
Max is not with you both?
Tul:
No, we are not together. Didn’t I tell you I am going back to my home for these vacations. Park and Max did the same.Â
Lam:
Oh so it’s a group call! But on the screen it’s still showing that I am only talking with Park?
Tul:
Yeah, because we aren’t using any app for it, instead he’s calling by using his number. And damn when did you both share your numbers?Â
Lam:
Hihi, we did it before the vacation started. Park said his hometown doesn’t have strong internet connection. So to stay in contact we shared our numbers.Â
Tul:
You are stupid.Â
Lam:
…
Tul:
He fooled you. After all which place in Bangkok doesn’t have internet connection?
Park:
Hey, hey, hey! I went for a second and you started lying about me!
Tul:
Oh yeah? Then correct me if your hometown is not in Bangkok.
Park:
So what if it’s in Bangkok? It still has poor connection!!
Tul:
I wonder then how you are able to play PUBG.
(1 minute’s silence)
Tul:
What? Did cat got your tongue?
Park:
You can’t see me happy for a second, right? Snakes. All my friends are snakes.
Lam:
Snakes?
Tul:
I am done with you both. And why the fuck haven’t you called Max?
Park:
I did, but he isn’t picking!
Tul:
If he picked my call then you are dead.
Park:
What the fuck?Â
Lam:
Hahah...
Park:
Meanie, why are you laughing?
Lam:
First, you tell me, why did you lie?
Park:
Sigh… Because I wanted to save your name in my phone.
Lam:
Hm? But isn’t my name already there?
Park:
In Insta it’s your username, I wanted to save it in my contact list.
Lam:
Oh.Â
Park:
Yup.
Max:
I was waiting to hear what you saved his name as.
Lam:
Who?
Tul:
It’s Max.
Park:
Fuck you Max! You picked Tul’s call but not mine!
Max:
Blame your voice for it. If your voice were as sweet as Tul’s than I would’ve picked up right away.
Lam:
Oh, that’s true, Tul’s voice is really nice to hear.
Park:
Damn…
Max:
Dude, no one else is allowed to flirt with him so openly.
Tul:
If what you both are doing is flirting than Park seems to be far better at it.
Lam:
Oh yes, Park is a better flirter.
Park:
Now I am blushing…
Tul:
Fuck off.
Max:
Well, well, can I ask who came up with this idea of group calling?
Park:
Of course-
Max:
Whoever came up with this idea must start moaning right away as it was masturbating time for me.
Tul:
Here we go again…
Lam:
Hehe, I can imagine Tul’s eye-rolling emoji here.
Max:
10 seconds have gone by without anyone moaning
Park:
Just cut the call and go back to your masturbating!
Max:
Nah man, now I can’t come unless I hear the real moaning.
Lam:
Real moaning?
Tul:
Don’t ask.
Max:
He already asked, so as his teacher I must teach him good. So baby Lam hear me well, the moaning and other sounds in porn are so fake. I must hear the real moaning of you all. So take off your pant and start fiddling with your little Lam.
Park:
Motherfucker, you better keep your shit to yourself.
Lam:
My little Lam is asleep, let him keep sleeping.
Tul:
Oh my god, Park you should keep him away from Max.
Max:
What Tul? You jealous that I didn’t include you in this? Oh no baby, just your voice is enough to make me come.
Park:
Eww… can you stop it? Much better you should personally call him.
Max:
Oh yeah, then why not I call both Lam and Tul. It can be a 3p. Yay!
Lam:
Hahah…
Tul:
Enough of it. Just where have you been busy all this while?
Max:
You missed me love?
Lam:
Max was busy?
Park:
That’s why there were no more spamming in the group?
Tul:
Yeah, since vacation started he stopped messaging.
Max:
I can understand if it’s Lam, but why both of you forget that my parents live in a village. There’s no network.
Tul:
Who was the bastard to keep calling me on last holidays?
Max:
I am helping out with the fields.
(1 minute silence)
Max:
Come on, don’t be quiet. I am telling the truth. Or else there’s no way I wouldn’t pester you with my messages and calls.
Tul:
I know.
Max:
Is that sadness I hear in your voice?
Tul:
…
Max:
Did something happen?Â
Tul:
Nothing.
Max:
Then-
Tul:
How’s your holidays going?
Max:
From 5am to 5pm I must work in the fields, so yeah, pretty fun, it seems.
Tul:
Good luck.
Max:
What about you? Are you doing something new.
Tul:
Nothing.
Max:
Come on, don’t be like that. Have I done something wrong?
Tul:
No.
Max:
Then what happened? You know I won’t be at ease if you don’t tell me what happened.
Tul:
Ugh, it’s nothing.
Max:
Come on love, you know I’d keep wondering what I’ve done wrong to make you mad.
Tul:
I am not mad at you.
Max:
Then what happened.
Tul:
Nothing happened! I just missed you!
Park:
Damn…
Lam:
Hey, I told you to keep silent.
Max:
I totally forgot you both were here too. Tul love, I missed you so damn much too!
Park:
He cut the call.
Lam:
Aw
Max:
I am going too. And be ready for Tul’s cold treatment.
Lam:
What?
Park:
We both kept quiet, Tul will surely not talk to us for a few days.
Lam:
Aw, but it was cute to hear him admit that he missed Max.
Park:
You find them cute, but what about me? I keep missing you too.
Lam:
But we have always been messaging.
Park:
So what? That doesn’t stop me from missing you when we aren’t chatting.
Lam:
Hihi, ok ok, I got it, you missed me.
Park:
Yup! By the way you are really sly, messaging me right away to not speak in between them.
Lam:
I just wanted to hear Tul admit it.
Park:
I am gonna tell him it was your plan.
Lam:
No, please don’t.
Park:
Then tell me you missed me too.
Lam:
But you didn’t give me any chance to miss you. After all during these vacations we are talking more than we usually do.
Park:
Damn… I don’t know if I should feel happy or sad.
Lam:
Why?
Park:
Sigh, you are such a baby.
Lam:
Huh?
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