Keep Texting Me Day 90 of Private Chat

(Chat with TheOnlyGenius)

DumbLam:
Hey
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TheOnlyGenius:
What?
Damn you didn’t have to change your name for real.

DumbLam:
Oh, no I just found it more funny to use
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TheOnlyGenius:
I can already imagine how Park is going to shout at me for calling you dumb.
😮‍💨

DumbLam:
Then I won’t tell him the reason why I changed the username
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TheOnlyGenius:
He’s going to be persistent.

DumbLam:
It’s ok
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TheOnlyGenius:
Fine
So why did you message me?
To show me, you changed the username?

DumbLam:
No
Actually the question you asked me
I still don’t know the answer of that
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TheOnlyGenius:
Leave it.

DumbLam:
I couldn’t
So I asked my friend
After reading the chat he told me to tell you that
If you are sure the other person loves you, then you should just make some excuse to not go to the bar
If he loves you then he will also give an excuse and not go to the bar
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TheOnlyGenius:
Why did you ask your friend?
Wait, don’t tell me you told about it to Park too?

DumbLam:
No, I didn’t
Beam warned me to not talk about it with our mutual friends
He was pretty serious about it
I don’t know why
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TheOnlyGenius:
Thank god your friends are not dumb like you.

DumbLam:
Oh
Thank god
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TheOnlyGenius:
🙄

DumbLam:
So was the answer correct?
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TheOnlyGenius:
What?
Oh actually I don’t know.
That was just a hypothetical question, how would I know if it’s correct or not?

DumbLam:
Oh
By the way Tul you wanted to know how to stop those two from going to the bar?
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TheOnlyGenius:
It was a hypothetical question.
I was just wondering if you and Park were like that then how you would have taken care of it.

DumbLam:
I’d stop sleeping around
Later it’s Park’s decision what he wants to do
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TheOnlyGenius:
Got it got it.
You are such a simpleton.
It’s like you have it straight.
Everything’s answer for you is in a straight line.

DumbLam:
Sometimes I do get confused though
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TheOnlyGenius:
Yeah, like when I called you dumb?
🙄

DumbLam:
Oh I know that now
Beam called me dumb too after he read our chat
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TheOnlyGenius:
He read our chat?
Our chat???
Why the fuck would he read our chat?

DumbLam:
He said with how dumb I am I won’t be able to understand what you were saying
So to understand it he needed to read our messages
I am sorry
I know I should not have let him
But it seemed you really wanted the answer
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TheOnlyGenius:
Whatever, leave it.

DumbLam:
By the way Tul, my friend said the question was not actually about me and Park
But about you
Is that how it is?
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TheOnlyGenius:
Next time you showed my messages to anyone, I’ll make sure to block you forever.

DumbLam:
Oh
I won’t
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(4 minutes later)

DumbLam:
You didn’t tell me
Was the question really about you?
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TheOnlyGenius:
Fuck you