If you wanted smut, all aboard the sex express.
I’m sorry that was stupid. Enjoy.
“Harry what are you doing?” Peter asked as Harry was groping him.
“What? I wanna, fu- *hiccup* sex.” He yells and slurs his words, maybe day drinking wasn’t the smartest thing the college students thought of.
“Harry, you’re drunk and I’m sure your girlfriend wouldn’t like it if you had sex with someone else. I’m not a girl either.” He rolls his eyes at how annoying his friend was.
“She dumped me, that’s why I wanted to drink.” He sobered up quickly.
“Oh, I’m sorry.” Peter frowns, he didn’t even know.
“And I know you’re gay, I just wanna release the stress, you know.”
“I’m not a stress reliever, it doesn’t matter if I’m gay. I don’t want to have sex with you.” Peter gets angry and let’s go of him, watching as Harry falls to the floor.
“Damn, dumped twice. My life sucks.” Harry starts to cry.
“Dude, stop thinking about sex all the time, maybe that’s why she dumped you.”
“Whatever you don’t even know what it feels like, mr. virgin!” He yells loudly. A few people at the bar look over at them, and Peter regrets not drinking at the dorm.
“Shut up, the world doesn’t need to know that.”
“Yeah, you’re a virgin! You never experienced the magic of sex, I wanna get laid again.” He was back to speaking sloppy.
“I’m gonna leave you here, maybe you’ll get lucky.” Peter walks out without another word.
He walks down the street, his spidey sense told him danger and he looks around to see a car flying through the air, crashing in the road. Thankfully no one was inside.
“Oh man.” He runs into an alley and changed into his suit.
Spider-Man stood on top of a building and looked for what threw the car.
It was doc ock, he escaped jail and was now terrorizing the city.
“Sup doc, I don’t think you are excepting new patients at this time.” He webs up two of his mechanical legs.
“Spider-Man, why do you always have to ruin my fun?” He breaks the webs easily.
“Because you’re destroying the city and hurting people.” He shot web in his face, blinding him temporarily. He lands a few blows to his body until a robot arm grabs him and throws him.
“I’m going to end you once and for all, then no one will be able to stop me.” He laughs.
Just then a bullet hits his robot arm, ricocheting and hitting his leg. “Ahhh! Who, who shot me?”
“Hiya, friendly neighborhood psychopath here.”
“Another freak in tights.” Doc ock groans in pain.
“Actually it’s Kevlar and leather, fashion and functional.” He shot at him again but he dodged the bullets.
“Deadpool, get out of here. I got this.” Said Spider-Man as he jumps back into action.
“I can help. Watch this.” His bullets fly hitting metal and bouncing off, striking buildings and cars.
“Stop you lunatic, you could kill someone. You stay here I’ll handle him.”
Spider-Man wraps webs around the metal legs, slamming him to the ground, with an added shock value to his webs he sends the voltage of 20,000 watts through docs body, rendering him unconscious.
“Wow, another day is saved thanks to Spider-Man.” Deadpool claps.
“I don’t need your sarcasm.” He leaps down the building and disappeared.
A few days later Harry was calling Peter, “you sober now?” He answered the phone.
“So snappy, you need some ass.”
“I’ll hang up if you have nothing else to say.”
“No, hold on. I met someone, she’s really cool, funny, and cute.”
“Wow, that’s nice.” He said genuinely.
“Yeah, we talked for a while at the bar, a little while after you left. I’ve been with her every day since. She’s really awesome.” Peter could hear the smile that he had.
“I’m happy for you dude.”
“Thanks. So when you gonna find someone?”
“Eh, I haven’t even met anyone else who is gay.”
“You know they have gay clubs downtown. Find someone there.”
After some thought peter made his way downtown, he could hear the music a mile away. The club already had so many people in it, and it was still early.
He stood across the street from the club, all the lights and people, made him nervous.
“I don’t think I can do this.” He mumbled.
“Hey, look at the little twink right here.” He turns to see two guys walking towards him.
“You wanna party with us?”
“Um no thanks.”
“Come on, you were thinking of going in the club right? We can show you a good time.” They back him in a corner.
“No really, I don’t want to.” He didn’t want to fight them, but it looked like he had no options left.
One of them grabs his chin, “you’re cute when you’re scared.”
Peter punched him as light as he could, he still sent him back on his ass.
“Oh tough guy, this just got more fun.” Said the other one.
Peter wasted no time in punching him as well and then ran away.
He hid down an alley behind a dumpster, he could hear them run pass and continue down the street.
He sighs a breath of relief.
“I hate having to deal with people like that. It’s hard to focus on not hurting them.” He told himself.
He makes his way out of the alley, when he felt something grab him and push him against the wall.
“Hi there, spidey.” Deadpool says.
“What? I’m not-where did you come from?” He turns red, embarrassed for some reason.
“I know you’re Spider-Man. I watched you with those guys, and focusing your punch to not hurt, oh man that’s totally something goody two shoes Spider-Man would say.”
“I am not a goody two shoes. Shit.” He slaps himself.
“Haha, I knew it. Wow, I never knew you’d be so handsome under the mask.”
“I- what?” He blushed softly.
“I’ve been checking you out for a while now, and damn it has been worth it.” He flirts so easily.
“I’m not, um..”
“Don’t try to say you’re not gay, I saw you in front of the club.”
“I didn’t go in though.” He adverts his gaze.
“Doesn’t matter, are you really going to deny that you’re gay.”
“Okay, I’m gay. But I’m not interested in being with a psychopath.”
“Ouch, I’ll win you over you’ll see.”
Peter pushed him away and ran back his dorm.
The next day a knock was at his door.
“Hello?”
“Hi, delivery for Peter Parker.”
“Um, thank you.” He takes the flowers with confusion.
There was a note, “dear peter, it was really easy to follow you, although you do run fast. I love that your name is on your door, it made it easier to send these flowers. I hope you like them. Xoxo Deadpool.”
“Oh my god, he’s crazy.”
The next day he got a basket of chocolate, the letter with it said, “when I saw these candies I remembered your eyes, sweet chocolaty brown swirls. I would love it if you met me tonight at the pizza place on seventh at 5.”
“Wow, he’s serious.” He had a small blush on his cheeks.
Peter decided to meet him, he dressed in casual attire, a few accessories like a watch and cross necklace added some charm.
He walked into the pizza place expecting a red and black suit clad man waiting, but he didn’t see him.
“Peter.” He looks to see a man with his hood up and waving.
“Um, deadpool?” He asked as he walked up.
“Yeah, you can call me wade. I didn’t want to be in suit for our date.” He smiles softly.
“Date?”
“Yeah, did you like the gifts?”
“They were nice, thank you.”
“They look hazel now, maybe it’s the lighting. You have such pretty eyes.” He stares at him fondly.
Peter blushed, he wasn’t used to compliments.
They ate and talked, wade told stories of his time over seas and being an assassin, Peter was surprisingly not scared. He wanted to hear more, but Wade was tired of talking and wanted to know about him now.
“I have an average life, nothing special.”
“Yeah okay, Spider-Man.” He whispered. “Tell me how it happened.”
Peter told him the story of how he became a hero.
Wade was staring at him so intensely, his full attention was on peter.
Peter caught his breath once he realized just how wade was staring at him, he blushed bright red all the way to his ears.
“Why are you staring at me like that?”
“Like what? I’m just listening to you talk. I like hearing your voice.”
“You sure are a smooth talker.”
“I mean every word.” He grabs his hand from across the table and leans over to kiss it.
“Wade, don’t do that.” Some how his face got even more red, it was so cute.
“Why? If anyone has a problem I’ll kick their ass.” He smirks. “Come on, let’s go back to my place.”
Wades apartment building was a little run down, it had seen better days.
“Sorry, management isn’t the best with keeping this place up to code. But my place is probably the best out of all the units.”
They walk in and it was well lit, an open floor plan of kitchen and living room was modern and stylish. With a door off on the right where his room was, the bathroom was also connected to his room.
“Wow, this is so different from the building.”
“I did it myself.” Wade says proudly.
They get comfy on the couch and watch Netflix.
“We gonna chill with some binging of shameless.”
“I’ve never seen it.”
“Oh boy, prepare for the craziest show ever.” He laughs.
As they get into episode three, peter realizes this show has a lot of sex in it. Strange enough it didn’t bother him, and he could relate to Ian on a few things.
He’s been shifting around awkwardly, trying to be nonchalant, but after seeing the glimpse of Kevin’s naked body in episode one he can’t forget about it.
“You okay? Got ants in your pants?”
“Yeah fine, Um I have to use the bathroom.” He stands up, which was a mistake, wade saw it and grabs his arm.
“I can help with that.” He smirks.
“What? No I just have to use the bathroom.”
“Stop being so shy.” He pulls him closer and on his lap.
“Wade, wait.”
“What’s the matter?”
“Um, I never..” he looks away with tinted cheeks, unable to finish the sentence.
“It’s okay, I won’t do anything you don’t want me to do. But I’m sure it’s hurting by now.” He grazed his hand over peters aching member, earning a small moan.
“My pants, are starting to hurt.” He stands up and wade helps him undress, a breath of relief is let out, then a sharp intake as wade pulls him back into his lap.
“Peter, can I kiss you?”
“I’m already naked on your lap, do you have to ask.”
“Yes, you wanted your pants off, you didn’t say anything else.”
“Shut up and kiss me.”
They come together softly, wade treated him so delicately as he holds his face and kissed him passionately.
Wades hands travel around peters body, making him twitch and moan softly.
“Wade.”
“Yeah?”
“Touch me.”
“I am.”
“I mean down there.”
“Mmh, you’re so cute.” His finger slides across his sensitive skin, he starts to stroke and Peter moans.
“Does that feel good?”
He whimpers a yes and wade continues to stroke.
“Can I try something?” Wade whispered seductively in his ear.
“Yeah.”
He kissed him again and his other hand goes down his back, softly touching his butt and sliding into the crack.
Peter twitched and felt a new sensation, he wraps his arms around wades neck and arches his back so wade could reach more.
His finger pressed against his hole, “so tight. Is this your first time?”
Peter pulls away and looks at him, “yes.” He looked as if he was going to cry.
“Hey, hey don’t cry. I didn’t mean anything bad. Here, I’ll only do this.” He puts Peter on the couch and kneels in front of him. “I’ll get you off and we can go back to watching the show. Okay?”
“Okay.”
He takes all of Peter in one go, deep throating him, Peter was gasping at the wet warmth of wades mouth.
“Ahh, wade.” He knew he wasn’t going to last long, the pleasure was amazing.
He continued to suck, enjoying the moans that Peter made. He could tell he was getting close, he licks up the shaft and nibbles at the head, his hand strokes the base with that fluid movement Peter was coming down his throat.
“Oh god.”
Once he was done, wade got up and started to put his pants back on him.
“No. Do you have a blanket?”
“You wanna be pantsless?”
“For now.”
“Okay.”
They cuddle on the couch, Peter laid his head on wades lap with the blanket on him. Wade was playing with his hair and they watched more shameless.
After a few episodes, Peter could feel something against his head, he blushed at the thought he had.
“Wade?”
“Yeah?”
“Do you, need release too?”
“Sorry am I poking you? It will go away.”
“No, you did that for me, let me do the same.”
“You sure you can handle it? I don’t mean to brag, but it’s pretty big.”
Peter gulps, “I’ll, I’ll try my best.”
“Baby boy, you’re so cute.”
“Stop calling me cute. I’ll show you.” He gets up and quickly gets wade out of his pants, and he wasn’t joking Peter gasped at how big he was.
“Still gonna show me?” He smirks devilishly.
Peter glares at him then looks back at the monster in front of him. He licks his lips, preparing himself and slowly leans down.
He licks the head while he strokes the base, gaining confidence to wrap his lips around it.
“Oh fuck. Peter, that feels good.”
He gets high on the praise and continued to suck.
“Such a good boy, you like when I compliment you? Ah. Baby boy, you’re so good.”
Peter takes more in his mouth, gagging a little bit.
“Don’t hurt yourself, that’s good enough babe.”
He pulls Peter off before he chokes.
“Why?” He takes in a big breath.
“So you can breathe silly. It will take you a while to get me off, I can last a long time.”
“But, I want to try.”
“Wanna try anything else?”
“Um, that won’t fit, in me.” He trembles.
“After I carefully stretch you, it will.”
Peter was bent over the couch moaning louder and louder as wade stretched him.
His fingers slide in and out, he pours more lube and puts in another finger.
“Wade, ah, it feels weird.”
“Is it a good weird?”
“It’s cold, but I feel so warm.”
“That’s the lube, it warms up as it gets used more.”
“Mmm, ahh. Wade.”
“You want more?”
“Yes, I feel empty, I need more.”
“Alright, I think you’re ready.”
He has peter straddle him, he was just poking at his hole.
“You can control how much goes in like this.” Said wade.
Peter lowers himself, the sting of his skin stretching more made him stop.
“Breath, it’s okay.” Wade pours lube on his finger and messaged it into his hole and helps him ease down on his cock.
“Ahh, oh god.”
“Ohh, you’re doing so good baby boy.”
He started to bounce his hips, pain turned into pleasure, Peter was riding Wade without any help.
“You look so beautiful like this.” Wade moans and holds his thighs.
“You feel, so good, inside me.” Peter breathes out.
“Keep talking and I’ll make sure you don’t walk tomorrow.” His eyes lidded with lust and made Peter tremble with excitement.
“Please, wade.”
Wade smiles and picks him up, still inside him wade walks to the bedroom, the movement felt amazing to both of them. He lays Peter down and plows into him, the delicious moans that fell from him were so erotic.
“Ahh~ wade.”
“Mm Peter.”
His head was spinning with pleasure, Peter didn’t even realize he was turned over on his stomach until Wade thrust back into him.
“Ahh~ ah. Wade, I won’t, last.”
“Don’t quit yet.” He slows down and leans over his back, kissing his neck and then biting to leave a mark.
“Holy shit, Peter. You feel so good.”
“Mmm, oh please, give it to me.”
“You wanna last or not?” He giggles.
Peter managed a giggle too and turns his head, “I want to feel all of you.”
Wade pushed all the way in and thrusted slow and deep.
“Like that?” He grunts in his ear.
Peter whimpers and nods his head.
“Wade, I’m close.”
“Not yet.”
He picks up speed, shallow thrusts just barely hitting his prostate.
“Wade, more I’m almost there.”
He pressed deep inside and came, the pressure and warmth of his seed made Peter cum, he shakes with euphoria. The world seemed to become brighter more colors hit him so intensely.
Peter was still trembling after wade pulled out, he lost his balance for a moment and laid next to the hero.
“Oh my fuck, that was the most amazing feeling I’ve ever felt.”
“Me too.” Peter laughs, he was a lost for words.
Wade wraps his arms around him and holds him close.
“I’m not letting you go, ever. You are mine.”
“I wouldn’t go anywhere anyways.”
Almost 3k words. Damn. Hope it was interesting.
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