There’s A Jock In My Bed! [Âœ“] 5. A New Hope

                                                  There’s a Jock in My Bed!

                                                  Chapter 5 – A New Hope

                 Song of the Chapter: Don’t Tell Me by The Queen of Pop – Madonna 

“…I wasn’t drunk and by the way my name’s Jacob.” The blonde mutters. Sending my head into a spin.

“S-so you knew what you were doing?” I stutter looking for an answer. If he wasn’t drunk, that would mean he’s gay right? Or is he that much of a horn dog.

“Yeah, I didn’t know what happened. You were provoking me to have sex and I gave in.”

Woah woah wooooaahh…I was the one who made him have sex with me? OMG I’m a…a…a Slut!

He cocks his head to the side with a worried expression “Are you okay dude? You don’t look so hot.”

Oh MY God, I’m a whore, a skank, a cheap drunken hoe. I’m Evelyn! AAH!

“Are you okay man, sit down and cool off.” He speaks again, his voice is laced with concern but I’m freaking out right now!

“I-I-I was the one who initiated the sex thing, that’s not anything like me.”

“You were drunk, and I caved in.”

Typical males…

“This just keeps on getting better and better. What’s next, are you eighteen?” he bites his lips and his eyes swats in a different direction. I gasp dramatically and throw my hands over my chest.

“Oh…My…God! You’re eighteen?? Doesn’t this mean that it was illegal??”

“Kinda…Sorta…Yeah.” He admits and closes the door with both of us inside.

“OMG, I had sex with a pedo!” I shriek and his face pales.

“What? NO I’m not a pedophile!”

“Christ, you can drive, get into strip clubs,” I start hyperventilating “watch Rated R movies without seducing the doorman. MY God Man, you should be ashamed of yourself.”

“Me?! You were the one sucking my d—”
“Stop It! Stop IT!” I yell cutting him off before he completed that sentence. Although that would explain the salty taste in my mouth…What am I saying?? I lean against the desk and placing my face in the palm of my hands. I fight the urge to hug my knees and rock in the fetal position.

“Look I just turned eighteen about two weeks ago, it’s no big deal.” I look up slowly and dangerously at him.

“No Big deal? You know I may be girl for saying this but I expected my first time to be a little more special. Like my wedding night special.”

He snickers and I glare at him causing him to recoil back.

“Look kid, forget it. It meant nothing anyway and stay away from Alex, for your own good.” He says with vigor and a certain finality that made me believe that there are under lying motives as to why he doesn’t want me around Alex. Envy maybe?

No. That wouldn’t make any sense seeing he is shot me down at the beginning of the conversation.

“Well Jacob, I’m a big boy so I’ll decide on that by myself, thank you for your advisement.” I shoot back. He chuckles bitterly and turns to face the door again.

“Remember, keep this secret between us.” He says. I shrug in turn and nod.

“Fine then, I won’t tell a soul. Never Ever Never I promise.”

5 minutes later

“You had SEX with Jacob Patterson!?”

I throw my hands up to shut Kim up and shush her. Chris lets out a chuckle and Bobby’s face is indifferent. He seems to be deep in thought. I pulled them outside behind the school so I could tell them. I know Jacob said not to…but I couldn’t help it! It’s not my fault. I swear!

“Tell me what happened?” Chris asks, curiosity plastered all over his face, Kimmy is just as eager. She sits on the floor grass. I swear, if they had popcorn this would be movie night for these two.

“Well when we were at the party I got a little, well a whole lot drunk and I guess I seduced him into plucking my cherry…”

“No way.” Chris says in awe, “You got one of the most popular dudes in school to have sex with you. You? Dude you are legend.”

“How big was his…you know.” Kimmy asks biting her lip. Bobby laughs, finally showing some emotion.

“I don’t know, or can remember but I couldn’t have been that big if I don’t feel any pain in my ass right? Or did I poke him with my banana?” the three of them snort and I raise an eyebrow.

“What? Are you saying I can’t top him just because he’s a muscular jock?” I bark, playfully but still wanting to know their thoughts. My ego is on the line here.

“No, that’s not what we’re saying.” Kimmy insist, playing with her dyed hair. Chris shrugs and says,

“We’re saying that you can’t top anyone, not just because he’s a jock. You’re a pretty small guy.” I gasp and put my hand over my heart as If I was just shot.

“I can so do it.” Bobby places a hand on my shoulder and looks my directly in the eyes.

“Evan, let’s face it….you didn’t top Jacob Patterson.” I groan and roll my eyes. Their right anyway. There’s no way he’d let that happen.

“You don’t seem too happy about it. Usually people who have sex with Jacob are puking up rainbows, farting glitter and crapping unicorns all day.” Kimmy says, and I shrug leaning up against the smooth wall of the school.

The sun seems to be playing hooky because the weather is unnaturally cool today; usually it’s a little more humid. Clouds cover the sky, shielding us from the sun which peaks out behind them.

“How can I be happy when I lost my virginity to someone who doesn’t want me to even be in their presence?” Bobby gives me a crooked smile and squeezes my shoulder.

“Sorry kiddo.”

“It’s okay, it’s not like I like him or anything.” I murmur. Kimmy raises an eyebrow and the three of them share glances. None of which ever reached me. Maybe it’s something they did before I came along…a code or something. Great! Now I feel left out.

“What’s with the looks, am I missing something?” I finally ask, getting agitated by their gazes towards one another. Kim opens her mouth but closes it abruptly.

“What? You guys think I’m lying?” Chris bites his lips, suppressing a laugh and Kim looks in a random direction.

“It’s not that we think you’re lying, it’s that we know you’re not telling the truth.”

Wha…

“Okay, that made no sense, stop trying to confuse me.” Kimmy’s eyes return to our circle and she gives me a half smile.

“We’re not trying to confuse you Evan, it’s just that—well, Jacob has the dynamic quality of pulling anyone in with his charm. You’re the first guy he has done it to, which makes you kind of special.” Chris snorts and I glare at him.

“Maybe he does think I’m special.’” He snorts again.

“Or maybe he just wanted to poke you with his carrot stick…” Kimmy smacks him up in the back of his head and smirks triumphantly when he shrieks.

“Chris is right to a degree; I don’t think he’s gay. I just think he’s a horny, sexually hyped pig.” Bobby says and it’s my turn to snort.

“In simpler words…he’s a guy. It doesn’t matter anyway because I don’t like him,” the three of them give me skeptical looks “Okay, I find him attractive but that doesn’t mean I like him.”

Bobby opens his mouth but the sounding of the bell stops him.

“I better get to class, I already missed first period.” The all nod and I leave the pack, heading to the fiery pits of the deepest bowels that this hell can provide. Demented, sick, obscure and downright horrible.

“…Math Class.” I groan, opening the door and sitting further to the back. Maybe it won’t be so hard…I always exaggerate anyway.

The teacher walks in; a short, bald and quite mean looking man. His slacks reach his navel and his glasses are hanging off the bride of his pointy nose.

Who am I kidding? This is going to SUCK!

Later…

After enduring hell after hell in classes the 3pm bell finally echoed and we raced out of the classroom as if it was set on fire. I make my way to the front of the school and await the arrival mom. Evelyn is talking to some blonde girl. She’s…cute. I will admit that, and I’m gay. She has the perfect blue eyes, shape and her smile radiates joy and a bright personality. I look around, observing the wild pack of animal students make their way out the gates of purgatory and return to their humble abodes, heaven in this instance before returning back here to be tortured some more. So far the three people who I don’t want to see are nowhere in sight.

The Unholy Trinity

Stalker ex Danny

Cocky yet cute yet a jerk yet very good looking jock who I totally have no feelings for Jacob and

Horn Dog Ale—

“Hey Evan.” Well two out of three isn’t that bad…

I turn around to face Alex but what I saw was kind of shocking. He was standing there with roses in his hands and a card.

“Alex, where did you get these from?”

Hr snickers and bites down on his lip hard. “Well, I snuck off campus to buy the card and I just got these flowers out of the school’s garden.” He pushes them towards my chest. I take it hesitantly. I’m a little thrown off; I didn’t expect him to actually be romantic, let alone me actually going on a date with him.

“Evan Harris, will you accompany me on a date tommorow at 8?”

My lips start to quiver, the look in his eyes have changed. There is no lustful glint. The arrogance is still noticeable but he seems a bit more mature.

He blinks slowly and it’s making me nervous. “I don’t know what to say…” I finally mutter. He smirks and picks up both of my hands, placing them in his warm ones. I feel an instant sense of security, as if they belonged there.

“You could say no and we’d end it here or you can say yes and make me the happiest homosexual on the face of the planet. I kind of like the second option a little more.” He admits with a slight chuckle. I just stare at him, wrestling the blush that is fighting its way onto my cheeks.

A minute later he smirks. I guess the blush won…

I breathe in deeply and huff making him frown a bit “I guess I don’t have a choice, eight it is, but it has to be tonight instead of tomorrow.” His smile returns and he throws his arms around me.

“You won’t regret this, I’ll pick you up and everything! I promise.” His striking eyes light up and it gives me this feeling in the pit of my stomach. A feeling that I haven’t felt since the start of me and Danny’s relationship in 7th grade, when we were so deeply and madly in love with one another.

“Alright then, wear something nice and I’ll see you then.” He gives me one more smile and runs down the school’s stairs. Wow, didn’t know I could have affected him like that. Maybe he isn’t as bad as Jacob says he is. The way he just acted seemed real; like he was genuinely happy that I decided to go on a date with him. Maybe there is hope for me to be a little happy. Still, the words of Jacob still play in the back of my mind like a catchy, irritating pop song. One that lyrics speak Alex only after getting me in bed and then throwing me away. It’s a song about heartbreak for sure…then revenge.

Later at 6:45pm…

So I didn’t anticipate something, the fact that we threw a party has really ticked off mom. She has banned me from exiting the house unless it is on fire and setting the house on fire to go on a date is a little extreme, even by my standards. But luckily mom goes to sleep very early so she can wake early to go to work. That’s the perks of having a mom as a nurse. Currently the lights are all off; she banned any type of fun so the only he we could do is read a book. So after a few hours of reading Cat in the Hat over and over again until I could taste the Green Eggs and Ham I decided to get ready for my date.

Nothing too fancy, just a dress shirt with a pair of dark colored jeans. I slicked my hair down over my face, making my left eye disappear from view. For a guy who people call a nerd, I must admit—I’m pretty damn good looking.

I giggle to myself, looking in the mirror. You see I have a foolproof plan.

Step 1: Get Ready.

Step; 2: Find a completely unnecessary and complicated way to leave the house undetected.

Step 3: Have dinner with a guy who either likes me or likes my ass. Probably Both.

Step 4: Get home without mom ripping me a new one.

Easy enough right? Let’s hope so.

I crack open my door and go into instant ninja mode. Sneaking down the hallway passed mom’s room. Her door is still cracked to a certain degree but I can hear her heavy snoring echoing from inside. I continue to creep pass, taking wide strides to the stairs. But I hit into something and land to the ground with a thud. Ewww what was that?? It felt gross, hairy and had…boobs? The lights flicker on and it’s not a monster. It’s much worse.

“What the hell are you doing walking around in the dark Evelyn? Are you trying to kill me?!” I whisper yell at her, trying not to wake mom up.

She smirks and puts a hand at her waistline. “No, if I’m going to kill you it’s going to be by smothering you when you’re asleep and I’m moving in the dark so mom doesn’t see me sneaking out.” I look her over; she’s wearing a nice evening gown. In fact, it’s the most decent that I’ve ever seen her look.

“You actually look nice, where are you going?” I ask. She giggles and smiles widely.

“On a date, where are you going?”

“Date.”

“Ew, who would want to go on a date with you?” she snorts.

“Your ex boyfriend Patrick, remember?” I mock.

“Don’t bring that up Evan, it’s embarrassing…”

     “Yeah for you, your boyfriend left you to try and be with your little brother.” I would explain that memory from middle school but now probably isn’t the appropriate time to. The door bell rings and she claps her hands and begins to descend to the stairs with me not far behind her. She peaks out the window near the door and giggles. I roll my eyes and sit on the couch not facing the door but I still hear when it opens.

“Evan, both of our dates are here. Odd, it looks like they came together.” She says.

I get up and head over to the door with her. She opens it and a gasp leaves my lips. Alex stands there, looking handsome. His eyes are particularly bright under the shining moonlight. He smiles but I am unable to return it. Why? Because standing next to him is the blonde jock himself…

I tap Ev on her shoulder and she turns to meet my panicky eyes “Jacob is your date?” I ask, bewildered, shocked but mostly confused as hell.

“Yeah, he asked me on a date a little after 3, when you were talking to Alex here…”

I laugh nervously and rub the back of my neck. Jacob looks at me, smirking and Alex looks confused. Poor boy he doesn’t even know what’s going on.

“Well we should get going.” he says, grabbing a hold of my arm and leading me out into the night.

What a night this is going to be…

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 This chapter was a little longer but I wanted to cut it off there as I bit of a cliff hanger: o. Where is it going to lead? You’ll have to wait to find out! In the mean time VOTE and COMMENT please. I’m loving the quick response to this story. I mean 1000 reads for chapter 4 and it’s not even been a week yet (a few hours from being a full week) 🙂 That makes me very happy and very proud to have such good fans.

Okay so the reason I named the previous Chapter “Jock Blocked” was because Jacob said Alex was just trying to get Evan in bed. If that is true, this means that he just “c*ck blocked” him. Now do you get it? lol. The things my mind comes up with…

The reason for the song “Respect” had to do with the respect Alex showed Evan when he was asking him out. Saying of course, if he wanted a date, he’s going to have to be respectful and romantic. So, LeykonKoch was closest and has gained my first evuh dedication. *throws up confetti* yay!

Next Chapter pretty soon…keep a sharp look out.

Pic on the Side of Alex Richards

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