“Hey you over your temper tantrum from yesterday?”
“?”
“Crying if I hate you or not?”
“Yet you got mad I left you on read?”
“OI SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DID NOT!”
“LEAVING ME ON READ AGAIN? YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE”
“I’ll take that as, I’m right.”
“Eat my entire fucking ass, dipshit!”
“…”
“NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN”
“Are you sure? I’d gladly do so.”
“Oh fuck off!”
“AND DON’T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY DUMBASS”
“Sorry.”
“I do find teasing you quite humorous though.”
“I FUCKING DONT”
“How about I tease you?”
“How many kitchen appliances are you scared of? Just a kettle or??”
“You aren’t very good at teasing.”
“Obviously you can’t read then, did that scar fuck up your vision?”
“Just a little. I’m glad you are curious about me.”
“THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY THAT BASTARD”
“I know, I was teasing you.”
“Oh you FUCKER!”
“Your reactions are always funny. It’s really nice to laugh sometimes.”
“Whatever, I don’t give a shit.”
“How was your day?”
“Annoying as fuck.”
“My day was interesting. Inasa and I went for Soba, it was enjoyable.”
“Sounds annoying as well! Baldy and his big ass forehead and loud ass mouth.”
“That isn’t very kind. He has done nothing to you.”
“HAS THAT EVER STOPPED ME?”
“I guess not.”
“Camie is coming with us next time, you should join”
“Fuck no!!!!”
“You like spicy food right? We can go to that new restaurant downtown. They serve really hot noodles.”
“I ALREADY FUCKING SAID NO!”
“Is Friday good with you?”
“Sure”
“Ok
“Inasa was a bit sick though, he was doing some weird stuff.”
“Doesn’t he always?”
“He kept stuttering and letting go of his quirk control. He seemed very nervous. I’m very curious why, but he said he was just sick.”
“Oh, did he happen to be red? Or blushing?”
“A little? It was cold out though. Why?”
“I fucking knew it!”
“Anyway it’s nothing bastard.”
“What else happened?”
“I’m so glad you are curious about my day.”
“Yeah sure, just tell me.”
“He did buy me coffee. He asked me too Boba, that’s when I suggested inviting you.”
“How’d he ask?”
“He picked up a flower off the ground when he said it.”
“YOU’RE KIDDING ME LMAOOOO”
“YOURE A DUMB BITCH OMFGGGG”
“?”
“Stupid bitch, he is in love with you! He was asking you on a little bitty boba date”
“Oh.”
“What that’s it? Not a ‘omg I’m so fucking stupid I love him too!’ Or a ‘omg I have to tell him I love him!'”
“No. I consider him a friend.”
“Damn thought you’d run straight to his house admitting your love to him as it was pouring rain!”
“That would be stupid. I could get sick.”
“Stupid. Have you never watched one of those dumb as fuck cliche romance movies?”
“I’ve never watched a movie?”
“SEE THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FUCKING WEIRD!”
“Wait so all this time I’ve called you Elsa you just? Didn’t know?”
“I didn’t.”
“Ok wtf!”
“Isn’t it named Frozen? We should watch it together.”
“No fuck off!”
“How about right now? I’m excited.”
“IT’S LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING OR SOME SHIT!”
“I’ll watch the damn movie with you. BUT! Not till next month!”
“Ok.”
“Yeah, whatever I’m going to sleep.”
“Goodnight Pom.”
“Night.”
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