“Hey.”
“Thank you for buying me all that food last night.”
“I ONLY BOUGHT YOU IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BRING ANY MONEY!”
“I appreciate your generosity and kindness towards the situation.”
“I appreciate the Â¥2,136 you fucking owe me.”
(20 in USD)
“Really? I don’t owe you anything? How sweet!”
“I regret ever asking you to go.”
“Awww, I had fun too!”
“STFU”
“Bitch you almost fell asleep like 3 times!”
“Just because I’m tired doesn’t mean I’m not having fun.”
“I wish I fell asleep during your rant about the quality of the food.”
“OK LISTEN!”
“EVEN BAD CONVENIENCE STORE FOOD NEEDS A RATING!”
“Your rant was boring.”
“Worth it though”
“Worth it? Tf you mean.”
“I got free food out of it.”
“YOU DIDNT GET FREE FOOD YOU FUCKER!”
“Plus you looked oddly happy, while you cursed about how disgusting the food is.”
“Sometimes I just like to trash things.”
“‘Sometimes'”
“You love to trash things.”
“Shut the fuck up!”
“I can trash whatever I want!”
“For example omfg if Denki texts me one more cat picture I’m personally going to murder him!”
“Cat pictures? Tell him to send me them instead.”
“Gladly.”
“Speaking of him, Denki asked me out. Lately he has been flirting with me. It’s honestly weird.”
“Yes. I know. He makes sure he tells me everything.”
“I do think it’s a joke though. He has a hard time concealing his laughter.”
“Yeah it fucking is!”
“The dumbass is doing it to piss me off.”
“Piss you off?”
“Yeah.”
“I DON’T KNOW WHY OK!”
“I can’t really question it if it’s Denki we are talking about.”
“Surprisingly, I agree.”
“Isn’t Denki dating Jirou?”
“LMFAOOO AS IF”
“SHE IS WAY TOO GOOD FOR THAT DUMBASS!”
“I agree. Then is he dating Shinsou?”
“Who?”
“How do you not remember?”
“Is he the purple one?”
“Yeah.”
“Then no, Denki got rejected by him.”
“Can’t blame him”
“HAHA”
“Shinsou rejected Denki, Jirou rejected Denki. Guess you’re next.”
“I feel bad for him.”
“He will probably end up with Shinsou or Jirou anyway though.”
“WHAT IF SHINSOU AND JIROU GOT TOGETHER!”
“HAAAAHAAA LMFAO”
“You’re an evil person.”
“They would make a good couple though.”
“I have a whole group of little goblins who are trying to get me a date.”
“Oh, have you gone on any dates?”
“LMFAO NO YOU BITCH ASS!”
“I can get a date on my own, if I really wanted too.”
“Then do you not want to?”
“Not necessarily.”
“I’m busy with school and my future.”
“I agree. There is someone I’m interested in though. I like them enough to try.”
“I agree.”
“Really? I’m still surprised you’re even capable of love.”
“I hope you die in a fucking fire.”
“Who’s the unlucky bastard that has to live with you liking them?”
“I don’t know. Who is gonna have to spend eternity listening to you rant about every small inconvenience?”
“Who is gonna have to spend eternity buying you horrible convenience store food because you “forget” your wallet?”
“Oh I hope you have too. :)”
“YOU’RE ANNOYING!”
“:)”
“Whatever. This is a stupid conversation! I dont wanna talk about your itty bitty high school crush.”
“Good. I don’t want to either.”
“But on the topic. Doesn’t Ura have a crush?”
“Probably likes the pain in the ass broccoli fucker.”
“I thought she liked Momo.”
“What?”
“They seem close. They have the rich-poor stereotype.”
“Like us.”
“IM NOT FUCKING POOR!”
“You act like you were raised in the wild though?”
“YOU ACT LIKE YOU WERE TRAUMATIZED, DADDY ISSUES”
“Wow.”
“Too far.”
“Get over it fuck tard.”
“Ok”
“OMFG”
“FINE IM SORRY”
“YOU DON’T GOTTA BE SUCH A BITCH ABOUT IT!”
“.”
“Thank you?”
“Eat my ass”
“Ok, right now?”
“STOP”
“Fucking EW”
“Oh. Denki started sending me the cat pictures.”
“Pussey pics”
“I’m sorry?”
“What?”
“I get it. You’re messing with me.”
“I didn’t expect that.”
“Oh no! You caught me!”
“Yeah.”
“I hate you, and your inability to pick up on SARCASM!”
“I love you too.”
“STOPPPP”
“It was SARCASM”
“Yeah. I noticed. DUMBASS”
“Last night was fun. Wanna go get more shitty food?”
“No”
“Ok.”
“I wanna watch a movie.”
“Frozen!”
“No!”
“You said we could.”
“I don’t remember that.”
“Last Friday. You told me you would Frozen with me. Let’s watch now.”
“OMFG fine. I’m coming to your ugly dorm.”
“My dorm isn’t ugly.”
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