“Hello”
“We really gonna do this again?”
“I was just wondering if you were awake.”
“Yeah no I’m sleeping rn. So yeah, stop texting.”
“I can’t sleep again.”
“Look at that, I D O N T C A R E”
“How have you been sleeping?”
“Iffy”
“Why am I fucking telling you this?”
“The moon is really pretty tonight.”
“The moon is always fucking pretty!”
“Oh? I didn’t know you thought that. The moon is quite exquisite isn’t it?”
“Fuck off.”
“It’d really rather not, I hope that’s ok.”
“You’re annoying ya know?”
“I can accept that.”
“Good. Why do you always choose to text me huh? It’s 11-12 there is outta be some other dumbasses awake.”
“That’s not important. How are you?”
“AYE AYE AYE DON’T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!”
“I said it wasn’t important.”
“It’s important to me! I wanna know why you’re being an annoying little bitch!”
“I just can’t sleep, and you’re my first contact. Can we talk about something else? Please?”
“Ugh FINE!”
“You beat up Denki today?”
“Good memory there. But yeah, he tried to take my lunch.”
“Oh? I can’t imagine why.”
“IT’S BECAUSE I’M A GOOD COOK YOU ASSHOLE!”
“Then I hope one day I can try your cooking.”
“Yeah HELL NO! I’m never gonna cook for you bastard!”
“Oh well that sucks.”
“Have you ever made Soba?”
“Yeah. Isn’t that all you eat?”
“Mostly yeah.”
“God you’re unhealthy! Get some proper protein!”
“Aw do you care about me?”
“Disgusting I’d never do such a thing.”
“Ok”
“I swear your bland ‘ok’ replies are so annoying!”
“Sorry I don’t really know what else to say.”
“You should start getting some social skills then!”
“You’re one to talk.”
“WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?”
“Screaming and insulting people isn’t social skills either.”
“Whatever, at least I can actually respond when someone talks to me!”
“I’m not sure screaming is a response but ok.”
“Are you trying to piss me off?”
“Just a little bit, but mostly no.”
“You asshole! I’m going to sleep fucktard.”
“No wait”
“Seen? Again?”
“Pom???”
“Fine, then I’ll head to sleep too. Thank you for communicating with me.”
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