“IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU”
“No thank you.”
“WHERE THE HELL IS STRAWBERRY?”
“You mean the big cat plushie you have?”
“.”
“YES THE BIG CAT PLUSH I HAVE! WHERE IS IT?”
“The one I gave you last night?”
“WHERE IS IT BASTARD!”
“I took it back.”
“I missed strawberry.”
“YOU MADE ME FUCKING TAKE IT! DEAL WITH THE DAMN CONSEQUENCES!”
“How dare you call strawberry an it.”
“She is a beautiful lady.”
“SHES A FUCKING CAT PLUSHIE SHOTO!”
“Shoto?”
“Dumbass*”
“No, no. You sent Shoto.”
“I have no idea what you’re fucking talking about.”
“NOT ME! NO BITCH!”
“I can scroll up and see the text? You obviously said Shoto.”
“Does that mean I can call you by your first name?”
“NO!”
“STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT! WHERE IS STRAWBERRY!”
“You would rather talk about your love for the beautiful strawberry than you calling me by my first name?”
“Ya know, I’d rather not talk to you at all.”
“Fine. I took strawberry back. I missed her, I regret ever giving you the opportunity to have her.”
“YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU MADE ME TAKE THE DUMBASS CAT PLUSH! JUST SO YOU WOULD TAKE IT BACK LATER!”
“Yes.”
“Strawberry is ugly anyway.”
“That’s not funny.”
“Its facts. Your stupid cat plush looks like dog shit!”
“That’s your opinion, Katsuki.”
“WOW”
“What’s wrong?”
“Katsuki.”
“STOP IT”
“Do you prefer Pom or Katsuki?”
“NEITHER!”
“Do you prefer dumbass or failure? Maybe Daddy Issues McGee or the failed Zuko.”
“Who’s Zuko?”
“I fucking give up on you.”
“No. That’s not fair.”
“You can’t give up on me.”
“I can give up on whatever the hell I want.”
“You refuse to give up on everything.”
“Guess this is the one and only time. I give up on you dumbass.”
“I’m hurt.”
“Good for you.”
“I’m hurt.”
“Get over it!”
“I’m hurt.”
“Really?”
“I’m hurt.”
“FINE I WON’T GIVE UP ON YOU!”
“I’m still hurt.”
“I DONT CARE!”
“Ok.”
“I didn’t mean it.”
“I am no longer hurt.”
“I am pissed the fuck off!”
“You always are.”
“OHHHHH YOU BITCH!”
“YOURE ONE TO FUCKING TALK!”
“I’m not angry.”
“I think I’m calm.”
“‘HEY! How are you Todoroki-kun!”
“Ok.”
“Are you ok?”
“I never am.”
“How are you feeling?”
“Annoyed.”
“Do I really act like that?”
“YES! HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN YOURSELF?”
“In a mirror.”
“Airhead.”
“No.”
“I am no longer airheaded.”
“YEAH SURE!”
“You still don’t know what a ‘Killer Smile’ is.”
“People say that to me a lot. Can my smile really kill people?”
“Airhead.”
“No.”
“As I said, I’ve improved.”
“Just because your stupid ass has improved dosent mean you’re no longer airheaded.”
“You’re still dumb as shit.”
“My grades say otherwise.”
“DO JUST ENJOY BEING THIS FUCKING STUPID AND ANNOYING?”
“Only sometimes.”
“How could anyone handle your bullshit.”
“You would know.”
“Ditto.”
“Ditto?”
“DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT?”
“Yes.”
“Ugh. I just meant you know how to deal with me when I become extra bitchy.”
“Yes. It’s a skill.”
“No, its fucking not.”
“I’m the only one with the skill.”
“NO ONE SAID THAT!”
“I’ve mastered the skill.”
“YOURE GOING WAY TO FUCKING FAR WITH THIS.”
“Do you think I could mentor people?”
“DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SHUT THE FUCK UP?”
“Take your own advice.”
“OH YOU BITCH”
“How do you have fangirls?”
“I don’t.”
“.”
“You have to be fucking kidding me?”
“They just like me for my dad.”
“No they like the ‘Omg mysterious pretty boy with a strong quirk! He would protect me! Hehe!'”
“I’m really not that pretty. Why would anyone want someone with such a large scar?”
(Yes this is cannon, it’s a line in OHJ2)
“It adds to the mysterious effect.”
“YOU’RE ACTING LIKE SCARS ARE A BAD THING! They are badass.”
“Oh.”
“That’s it? Whatever.”
“How did you not know all of this? Have you never searched up your own fucking name before?”
“You’ve searched up my name?”
“NO YOU DUMBASS I’VE SEARCHED UP MY OWN NAME!”
“Oh.”
“I will now then.”
Seen
“What is, X Reader?”
Seen
“Is that you laughing?”
“READ IT- READ IT-“
“Ok.”
“Are they writing about me? That’s sweet.”
“It’s not that accurate.”
“Oh no.”
“I would never do that.”
“I didn’t even ask for consent? I just kissed her? Who even is she?”
“I can hear you laughing. Your dorm is above mine.”
“LET ME GUESS! YOU’RE SUPER CHARMING AND TALKATIVE AND YOU UNDERSTAND JOKES!”
“In this story, yes.”
“SO NOTHING LIKE YOU?”
“I may be charming.”
“You’re awkward and sad.”
“Well you are oblivious.”
“I AM NOT! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF OBLIVIOUS!”
“You can be oblivious at times.”
“Woah. People drew art of me.”
“It’s very nice.”
“Are you new to the fucking internet?”
“Yes.”
“I didn’t have access to the internet till UA.”
“No wonder you cherish stupid children’s movies.”
“It’s only 1am, neither of us are probably going to fall asleep soon.”
“Ok? What the fuck does that have to do with shit?”
“Let’s watch Frozen 2.”
Seen
“Fine.”
“Yay.”
Seen
“Bring strawberry.”
“You love her don’t you, Katsuki.”
“I heard the explosion and I don’t appreciate it.”
Seen
Hi welcome back to Bk being in denial. Touch Starved Todo desperately trying to get his feelings across subtlety. And lastly, gay yearning.
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