“The fuck happened?”
“Are you back yet?”
“I heard noise below me, what the fuck happened?”
“Are you even alive?”
“I’m ok.”
“THAT’S IT?”
“WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?”
“STOP LEAVING ME ON SEEN!”
“ANSWER ME!”
“DAMMIT!”
“HELLO?”
“IM ABOUT TO COME DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING DORM!”
“I’m cleaning up, one minute.”
“FINE BUT YOU BETTER EXPLAIN WHEN YOUR DONE!”
Seen
“I simply overheated during training. I pushed my limits a little too far.”
“STUPID!”
“YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING DO THAT!”
“I know.”
“SO?”
“?”
“OMFG”
“ARE YOU FUCKING OK?”
“Yes, thank you.”
“I do have a headache though.”
“Get a wet towel and drink cold water.”
“IT’S NOT THAT DAMN HARD!”
“I just got to the dorms. I don’t have a speed quirk like Iida.”
“Whatever.”
“Did the teacher say anything?”
“Just the usual.”
“All Might said I could take off tomorrow if I need it. I doubt I would though.”
“Thank you for caring.”
Seen
“Yeah.”
“I want strawberry ice cream.”
“Fuck strawberry icecream, orange swirl is the best shit.”
“You were cuddling strawberry.”
“I WASN’T DOING SHIT!”
“You cuddled her last night. While watching Frozen.”
“NO”
“Yes.”
“NO!”
“I thought you cherished honesty.”
“Fuck you!”
“Next time cuddle me instead.”
“UWBFIENDOQGXOWNDPDVKQ XODBELWGFOWNFIN”
“Pom?”
Seen
“Let’s change the subject.”
“Are you ok?”
“SUBJECT IS FUCKING CHANGING ITS CHANGING ITS CHANGING!!!”
“Ok.”
“What would you like to talk about?”
“How much everyone fucking sucks!”
“I’m not on that list.”
“YEAH YOU FUCKING ARE!”
“2nd place in annoying!”
“Who’s first?”
“Take a wild fucking guess.”
“Midoriya.”
“Yeah”
“He isn’t annoying. He is very sweet.”
“He is the most awkward dumb bitch I’ve ever met.”
“A STUPID FUCKING NERD!”
“You’re just being mean.”
“He is helpful, kind and an amazing person to be around.”
“Ok wtf”
“IS HE FUCKING BETTER THAN ME?”
“Hm?”
“Maybe.”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean!”
“Maybe.”
“WHAT ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM?”
“No.”
“That’s an odd assumption.”
“I really dont fucking need Mr “All Might is Dekus Dad” to tell ME my assumption is odd”
“It was.”
“Also they are related.”
“THEY ARENT FUCKING RELATED SHOTO!”
“So, IS HE FUCKING BETTER THAN ME!?”
“Maybe.”
“IS THAT A DAMN YES?”
“I’M NEVER MAKING SOBA FOR YOU AGAIN!”
“AND ALSO FUCK YOUR ICECREAM!”
“Wait no.”
“I was just teasing”
“You’ve gone too far.”
“I’M not the one that went too far.”
“I like you more than him.”
“I don’t really care.”
“-_-“
“Fine, I like him more.”
“TAKE THAT BACK”
“Ok.”
“SAY IT!”
“I like you more than him.”
“Ha.”
“Childish.”
“YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO CALL ME CHILDISH!”
“Childish.”
“I hate you.”
“Lies.”
“Shut.”
“My head hurts.”
“I feel like throwing up.”
“WELL DON’T”
“Wow. What a good idea.”
“Did you get water?”
“Yes.”
“Did you fucking drink it though?”
“Not important.”
“SHOTO I SWEAR-“
“You keep calling me Shoto.”
“And? What you gonna do about it?”
“Nothing.”
“I like it.”
“Whatever.”
“Oh.”
“By the way.”
“Inasa invited us to hang out. Camie is coming as well.”
“OH COME ON!”
“NOT AGAIN!”
“We are going to a ‘rage room'”
“IM IN!”
“Oh.”
“I haven’t seen Inasa in a while.”
“Relax.”
“He maybe annoying as fuck and loud and stupid and ugly.”
“But I doubt he is gonna be bitchy all because you rejected him”
“I guess so.”
“Camie will probably help anyway.”
“Though her calling me hottie so often is still weird.”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“MABOROKI”
(Incase you dont understand. MaboRoki is what Bk calls Td during the remedial lessons. Aka Illusion Roki)
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“Ok.”
“Its not that funny.”
“I WANNA SEE YOUR PRETTY FACE WIFBWIDNIWBKENFIE MABOROKI”
“RealRoki is right here.”
“Who knew you could be such a prince charming MaboRoki”
“I’m not MaboRoki!”
“DO YOU WANNA SEE MY PRETTY FACE HAHAHAAHAHHAAA”
“Yes.”
“MABOROKI-“
“I’m RealRoki!”
“Right here. Real.”
“Oh but I’d much rather see MaboRoki”
“MaboRoki isnt real.”
“I’m RealRoki.”
“MaboRoki isnt special.”
“What are you jealous?”
“-_-“
“HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR JEALOUS OF MABOROKI?”
“No.”
“I’m just upset that you’d rather him over me.”
Seen
“Ya know.”
“I never know how to respond when you send shit like that.”
“Freak.”
“MaboRoki is the freak.”
“I’d prefer you over MaboRoki.”
“I’m glad.”
“Even though you cant cook or take care of your self or understand flirting or jokes. Also you’re awkward and sad.”
“Ok.”
“For that you owe me.”
“WHAT?”
“You hurt my feelings.”
“No I fucking didnt.”
“You’re right, you didnt.”
“I want icecream though.”
“Really?”
“Convenience store?”
“Fine.”
“Meet you in the common room.”
“:)”
Seen
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