“Hello.”
“Hey gay boy”
“Bi.”
“I’m surprised you came out to the whole class that way.”
“It was to spite my father”
“Ok yeah, well I didn’t expect you to scream at your dad and say ‘WELL GUESS WHAT I’M GAY AND STRAIGHT SO CHECKMATE'”
“Ok maybe it was a slight overreaction.”
“Oh hell no that was the funniest shit I seen all day!”
“I’m glad. You don’t have to answer this, but what is your sexuality?”
“Uh. Straight? I think? IDK I’M NOT SURE YET! YOU CAN’T JUST ASK A QUESTION LIKE THAT OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE!”
“Sorry. But to be fair I did say, you didn’t have to answer.”
“To be fair, fuck you!”
“Currently you’re sounding pretty gay.”
“OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU ASSHOLE LICKING FUCK!”
“Colorful language you have there. As colorful as a rainbow.”
“YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FUNNY DON’T YA?”
“Currently yes.”
“WELL YOU’RE DAMN NOT!”
“You didn’t even chuckle a little?”
“Definitely fucking not!”
“:(“
“-_-“
“So what? You don’t like dick?”
“OH MY FUCKING GOD”
“Hm? It was a simple question.”
“Oh fuck off! And like I said, I’m not sure.”
“Ok, I’ll stop teasing you about this.”
“Yeah, yeah. How’d you even know? Or like how’d you know your sexuality.”
“Just watch Gay Porn.”
“I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU’D STOP! I’m being serious you asshole!”
“So was I.”
“Oh.”
“WELL I’M NOT WATCHING ANY PORN BASTARD!”
“Ok, well I figured out a while back. My brother introduced me to LGBT+ and once I was in 5th I decided I might be Bi. But by then he was already gone, so I never had anyone to help me. So I confirmed I was Bi when I got my first guy crush.”
“What? you have another brother?”
“Had* He went missing, everyone just thinks he is dead by now.”
“Damn. Why the fuck are you telling me this?”
“You asked, I answered.”
“Whatever.”
“Hope he r.i.p I guess.”
“Yeah. Anyway, that was kinda off topic. You ever have a crush?”
“No.”
“Well do you like girls?”
“Idk! I’ve just never cared what’s in someone’s pants!”
“Then maybe, you’re pan?
“???”
“You can like anyone, and gender is completely irrelevant.”
“Isn’t that just being Bi?”
“No, when you’re Bi you have a gender you prefer more.”
“Ok then. I’m pan.”
“Ok. Congrats?”
“Shut up.”
“THIS IS EMBARRASSING I’M GOING TO SLEEP!”
“Goodnight Pom.”
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