Zb1/Zerobaseone Chatfic Hao’s embarrassing moment

lovelicky

OMFG CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON FROM THIS TOPIC 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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haohao

but I dont want to😕

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bambinie

neither do I 😔

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lovelicky

BUT WE WILL! AND SINCE IT WAS MY TURN I AM CHOOSING HAO!!

haohao

I am not embarrassing though😬

bambinie

liiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaar ~~

beeen

Hao hyung I love you but…💀

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haohao

binnnn

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wo_ong

everyone are embarrassing🤷🏻‍♂️

mother.taeraesa

yeah including you

you should tell your embarrassing moment next🙂

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wo_ong

nuh uh

I didnt agree to this🥱

not.a.baby

you probably did something so embarrassing you don’t want to say it🤷🏻‍♂️

wo_ong

says you? lmao🤣👏

mother.taeraesa

AHHAHAHA ATEEEE

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mashu

SLAYYYY

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bambinie

4 + 4 = ????????

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wo_ong

ATE😘

anyway

it doesnt matter if it’s super embarrassing or not I didnt agree to this🤖🧜‍♂️💏🥻🧤🕶

not.a.baby

??

mashu

Oh come on 

it surely can’t be worse than Taerae’s and Yujin’s

mother.taeraesa

Hey!😒

not.a.baby

I wasnt embarrassed tho🤷🏻‍♂️

gonukk

then it surely cant be more embarrassing than Taerae’s🤚

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mother.taeraesa

oh shut up

gonukk

no lol🤣

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mashu

Damnn wookie is wilding these dayss

I love it😘❤

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gonukk

😏❤

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beeen

I think its cause he hangs out with us too much lmao🤣😭

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gonukk

I think so 😭😭🤚

mother.taeraesa

real

In fact all “introverts” or extroverts on the more quiet side in this group are now WILDIN cause of us destroying their innocent bubble

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lovelicky

back to Hao hyung though

you are embarrassing, hao hyung

in fact

I know your most embarrassing moment 

and if you wont say it I will.

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bambinie

scary

I love it😘❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍❣️💕💞💓💗💖💝

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mother.taeraesa

you only “love it” cause it is Ricky🤦🏻‍♂️

bambinie

yes, and?

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lovelicky

😘❤🖤💚🤍

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bambinie

😘❤🖤🤍💚💕💞💗💖💝

not.a.baby

Eww

wo_ong

Agreed.

lovelicky

so what is it gonna be HAO??

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haohao

fine fine!

you stay quiet

I will say it on my own

lovelicky

ok

start

haohao

So I used to be known as a boy with a “princess attitude”  in my old school

not.a.baby

you still have it.

mashu

lmao real

mother.taeraesa

and Hanbin is here to give him the princess treatment

wo_ong

liked the whipped man he is

beeen

…

I mean-

haohao

…

yeah whatever 

It was my 20th birthday and it was a school day

My friends decided to surprise me AT SCHOOL (which right of the bat doesnt sound like a good idea)

I was casually going to my locker

As I opened it, a fucking cascade of pastel-colored balloons and glittering confetti spilled out, enveloping me in sparkling cloud or some shit

obviously I didnt expect it so I screamed

A little too loudly 

In fact the principal heard it from his office and went to check what was happening…

not.a.baby

hao and his weird, loud, high pitched scream…

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haohao

HAN YUJIN!

wo_ong

the saga continues🥱😪😴

mother.taeraesa

please continue I am invested

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haohao

tsk

anyway though

thats when I noticed a banner hanging inside the locker saying 

“Happy birthday Princess Zhang hao!”

I looked around to see my FRIENDS LAUGHING a few meters away from me RECORDING the whole time.

It wouldn’t be that bad if MY CRUSH AT THAT TIME WASN’T THERE STARING AT ME WHILE LAUGHING WITH HIS FRIENDS

not just him but all the students that were there were laughing and taking pictures.

And than the principal came up to me and said

“Mr. Zhang, is there a reason why the hallway looks like a fairy tale exploded?”

…

bro

and to top it off my friend Kuanjui shouted “Principal, it’s just Hao’s natural aura.”

the urge to kill that mf at that moment-

mother.taeraesa

KUANJUI DIDNT LIEEE

beeen

😭😭😭😭

not.a.baby

THATS IS ACUTALLY GENIUS

I AM TAKING IT AS AN IDEA FOR ANOTHER BIRTHDAY SURPRISE

mashu

LMAO WAS RICKY THERE??

haohao

Nah he was lucky he wasnt there

He was sick so he was at home

bambinie

HE WAS SICK???!!

haohao

YES GYUVIN, HE WAS SICK

FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO

not.a.baby

AHAHAHAAHHA

gonukk

PFFTXGDBFHVJ

GYUVIN 😭😭😭

bambinie

😞

shoot me for being worried about my Ricky☹️

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lovelicky

aww Gyubi😭💗

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mashu

CUTEEEE💞💞

gonukk

FRR

mother.taeraesa

alskfshdflsj

not.a.baby

Yall are still surprised and crazy about their interactions at this point???

They are all over each other all the time these past few weeks🤢🤮

mashu

YOU WONT UNDERSTANDD💞

mother.taeraesa

YOU ARE STILL TOO YOUNG GIVE IT SOME TIME YUJIN LASLSJFLASH

not.a.baby

But Gunwook is just 2 years older than me–

gonukk

sshhhh

beeen

Hao hyung I-😭

what was the principal’s reaction?

haohao

he just sighed saying I should clean up and wished me happy birthday before he left

I cleaned up with my friends helping me AS THEY SHOULD SINCE THEY MADE THE MESS and apologized WHILE LAUGHING

I still didnt forgive them until this day even though they apologized 5463166 times already😌😁

not.a.baby

princess attitude🙄

haohao

Han. Fucking. Yujin.

bambinie

ayo calm down dont scold my son😕

beeen

Hao hyung dont curse at a child!!!

haohao

but Bin he-

beeen

I know baby but still

haohao

☹️

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beeen

cute💞

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lovelicky

yeah anyway

yall know what was his response to this mess??

“Yall are lucky that I look fabulous in glitter”

PLEASE I CACKLED WHEN HARUTO TOLD ME THE STORY

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mother.taeraesa

SUCH A HAO RESPONSE FRRRR😭😭😭😭

beeen

HAO HYUNG CODED😭🤌✊

wo_ong

tbh I expected something more embarrassing than this🥱

haohao

Are you calling me embarrassing Kim Jiwoong?🤨

wo_ong

its hyung for you, hao.😐

haohao

idc old man🙄

gonukk

this was more funny than embarrassing🤣

lovelicky

well he is very embarrassing but something extreme didnt happen to him yet 

he just has a lot of moments like gunwook

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mashu

cause hao is clumsy af

haohao

…

I can’t even argue with that

hanbin help me!!

beeen

stop bullying my hao hyung!!😡💢💢💥💥

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not.a.baby

disgusting ass people get me out of here🤢😷

gonukk

is that it for Hao hyung?

haohao

yes

mashu

sad

mother.taeraesa

fr🥱

lovelicky

BORINGGG💢💢💢💢

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haohao

stfu quanrui

anyway next!

The end of this part.

I am fucking tired, send help.

Anyway, what are your thoughts?

Hope you enjoyed!