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Jiwoong: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.
Hao: What hints have you given them?
Jiwoong: Well, I think about them a lot.
Jiwoong: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
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Gyuvin: You have any sunscreen?
Mathew: You can’t get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Gyuvin: It’s for my marshmallow ya dummy.
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Mathew: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
Yujin: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Gunwook: BURN IT!
Hanbin: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
Ricky: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!
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Yujin: Hao told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
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Ricky: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you’re… blurry.
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Hao, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Mathew, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Taerae: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Hao: Playing systemic oppression.
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Ricky: Eat shit and die, Hanbin!!!
Hanbin: Eat shit and live, Ricky.
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*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Gyuvin: Yeah, you’re lucky. I like you.
Mathew: I’d understand if you didn’t feel the same way…
Gunwook: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Ricky: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Hao: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Yujin: It was a dare.
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Yujin: You need to be more careful!
Taerae, who was dragged into Yujin’s issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I’LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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Gunwook: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Mathew: *raises hand*
Jiwoong: *puts their hand down*
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