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Hao: I love you.
Ricky: I love me too.
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Mathew: You’re smiling. What happened?
Gyuvin: What? Can’t I smile just because I feel like it?
Yujin: Jiwoong tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your members.
Hanbin: Which one? I have eight.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Hanbin: Which one? I have eight.
Gyuvin, distantly: HEY!!!
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Hanbin: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Gunwook, they’re perfect.
Gunwook: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.
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Taerae: What are you drinking?
Hao: Vodka.
Taerae: Straight?
Hao: No, gay. Why?
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Mathew: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do?
Hanbin: Please don’t get arrested.
Mathew: No promises! <3
Gunwook: Why not both? Get creative!
Mathew: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Hanbin: Please don’t encourage them, Gunwook.
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Jiwoong: Can we talk? One 10 to another?
Ricky: I’m an 11, but continue.
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Yujin: Are they stupid?
Jiwoong: Yes, but they prefer to be called Gyuvin.
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Ricky: Jiwoong just insisted Gunwook and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Ricky: Some groups have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Ricky: You’re giving me a sticker?
Yujin: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Ricky: I’m not a preschooler.
Yujin: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Ricky: I earned this, back off!
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