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Gunwook: Do you support gay rights?
Jiwoong: I’m literally gay.
Mathew: They’re avoiding the question!
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Gunwook: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Mathew: … Your what?
Gunwook: My friends.
Ricky: Are they saying “friends”?
Hanbin: I think they’re being sarcastic.
Jiwoong: No, no, no, this is delirium, they’ve cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Gunwook! All of your friends are in this room.
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Hanbin: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Gyuvin: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Ricky: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.
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Taerae: Ricky gave me a get better soon card.
Mathew: That’s sweet!
Taerae: I wasn’t sick, they just think I can do better.
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Jiwoong: What do you all intend on majoring in?
Hanbin: Respecting women.
Yujin: Minecraft.
Hao: Criminal justice and psychology.
Gyuvin: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life!
Mathew: Minecraft as well.
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Gyuvin: Hold the fuck up.
Ricky: Excuse me?
Gyuvin: I said hold the fuck up.
Ricky:
Gyuvin: I’m the fuck up, hold me.
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Jiwoong: Don’t say a word.
Taerae: Fergalicious.
Jiwoong: Taerae, I said no words.
Taerae: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
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Mathew: You don’t need my blessing to go kiss Hanbin. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Hao!
Hao: Nope.
Mathew: In that case, as the archbishop of Hao’s fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Hanbin right on the lips!!!
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Hao: My expectations were low but holy fuck.
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