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Jiwoong, hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Hao: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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Mathew: When did you become a hero?
Hanbin: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Mathew: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Hanbin: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.
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Hanbin, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.
Ricky: You’re kinda ugly.
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Gyuvin: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Mathew: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Gyuvin: Oh…
Hanbin, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Mathew: *pulls back the curtain while Hanbin is showering*
Mathew: Hey did we – stop screaming it’s me – did we run out of Cheerios?
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Hao: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Taerae: Yup.
Taerae: Don’t think you’re special.
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Jiwoong: I just had a long talk with Ricky and Gyuvin about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
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Taerae: Heh, Mathew sneezes like a girl.
Mathew: How about I pound you like boy?
Mathew: That didn’t come out right.
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Mathew, to the Squad: I’d die for you.
Yujin: Then perish.
Hao: You will.
Jiwoong: Please don’t.
Gyuvin: Cool.
Hanbin: I’d die for you first.
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Hanbin: I’m this close to falling in love with Hao.
Ricky: Your fingertips are touching.
Hanbin: Exactly.
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