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Hanbin: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*
Mathew: Hanbin, look at me. It’s okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You’re the best person I know.
Hanbin: I’m not crying?
Mathew, hugging Hanbin’s head: Shush baby, it’s okay. Hao is here and they love you with their whole heart.
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Hanbin: It’s pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Hao, blushing: Okay.
Gyuvin: It’s fucking summer.
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Jiwoong: Can you recommend a book that’ll make me cry?
Gyuvin: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Gunwook: Don’t mansplain this to me!
Hao: Wh- I’m a woman! I can’t mansplain anything to you!
Gunwook: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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Gyuvin: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Hanbin: All the time.
Gyuvin: Then you should be used to it by now.
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Hanbin: Gyuvin, I swear I didn’t know Ricky was coming over. I always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. It had nothing to do with you!
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Hao: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Ricky without them noticing
Mathew: Hey, Ricky, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.
Ricky: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Hao: …
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Ricky: Let’s not Gyuvin this into a worse situation than it already is.
Gyuvin: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Hao: I love the term ‘partners’. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Jiwoong: I wasn’t that drunk.
Mathew: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jiwoong: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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