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Ricky: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate
Hanbin: What?
Ricky: Good luck.
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Hanbin: Are you having another depressive episode?
Taerae: A depressive episode?
Taerae: I’m having a depressive series and we’re just on season one.
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Ricky: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Gyuvin: It was autocorrect.
Ricky: Autocorrect wrote “You’re so hot. Please step on me.”?
Gyuvin: Yes.
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Gyuvin: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game…
Gunwook, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Gyuvin: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I’m really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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Mathew: Jiwoong kissed me!
Hanbin: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Mathew: It was unbelievable!
Taerae: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Hanbin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Taerae, get the wine and unplug the phone. Mathew, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Mathew: Oh, it ended very well.
Taerae: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Hanbin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Mathew: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Hanbin: Ohh… So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Mathew: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Taerae and Hanbin: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Jiwoong eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Hao: Tongue?
Jiwoong: Yeah.
Ricky: Cool.
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Gunwook (brainstorming ideas for pranking Jiwoong): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Gyuvin: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.
Gunwook: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Gyuvin: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Gunwook.
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Yujin: If we’re in trouble, just throw Jiwoong at the problem, and hope for the best.
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Yujin: I need some help with my homework, Hanbin.
Hanbin: What’s the assignment?
Yujin: I’m supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Hanbin: What’s your issue?
Yujin: That’s the problem. I can’t think of anything to argue.
Hanbin: That’s hard to believe.
Yujin: I’m always right and everybody else is always wrong! What’s to argue about?!
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Jiwoong: Which country has the most birds?
Jiwoong: Portu-geese!
Mathew: That’s a language.
Jiwoong: Portu-gull?
Mathew: Good recovery.
Yujin: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Ricky: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU MISS TURKEY?
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Mathew: Are you free tomorrow?
Ricky: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.
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A/N:
Happy 1 year anniversary to our ZB1 <3 It feels like yesterday ‘In Bloom’ was released, starting their journey together as a group. I could not be prouder of the things our boys have accomplished. In the first year of there debut they have won 16 awards on multiple different music shows. ZB1 became the fastest rookie group to sell over 2 Million copies of there album, which they did with Melting Point, selling 2,131,352 copies within the first week. Zerobaseone is highly recognised as having one of the best vocal lines amongst Rookie boy groups, and is widely regarded for their talents. Ricky has got his name out there as the 5th gen ‘It Boy’, Hanbin hosted the finale of I-land 2, Zhang Hao was the first foreign center of an Mnet survival group. They have many more individual achievements other than those but those are all I can think of off the top of my head. Happy 1 year anniversary to our Zerobaseone. I hope we can all spend many more years together as they continue to gain success and recognition for their talents and personalities. â¤
~ Love from, Nich.ix <3
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