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Hanbin: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!
Hanbin: YUJIN IF YOU HAVEN’T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT’S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!
Hanbin: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN’T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
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Hanbin, hugging Hao: Being gay isn’t a choice. It’s a game and I’m winning.
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Gunwook: *watching their house burn down*
Gunwook:
Gunwook: *starts filming* Hi Zeroses, welcome to my vlog, today’s topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O’s cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Gunwook: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Mathew: Half-full, definitely.
Mathew: Half-full and constantly rising.
Mathew: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
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Jiwoong: Yujin, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Yujin: Raise the dead.
Jiwoong: And what did you do?
Yujin: Raise the dead.
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Gyuvin: Where’s my chair
Ricky: Mathew broke it over Gunwook’s back while they were wrestling.
Gunwook: Correction, Mathew was wrestling. I was eating soup.
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Hanbin: While I’m gone, you’re in charge Jiwoong.
Jiwoong: Yes!
Hanbin, whispering to Hao: You’re secretly in charge, but I don’t want them to feel bad.
Hao: Obviously.
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Gyuvin: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Yujin: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.
Gyuvin, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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Ricky: This is a judgement free zone.
*Pulls out a knife the size of their forearm*
Ricky: And I mean it.
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*after the Squad’s plan goes horribly wrong*
Hao: Now it seems we’re back at square one– finding Ricky.
Gyuvin: For the record, I already found them.
Taerae: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Gyuvin: They stabbed me!
Hao: I’m surprised they waited this long, Gyuvin. We’ve all had the urge.
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