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Hanbin: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?
Gyuvin: I’d be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Hanbin: …
Gyuvin: …
Hanbin: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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Gunwook: As your best friend—
Gyuvin: Ricky is my best friend.
Gunwook, holding a knife: As your best friend—
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Hanbin: When’s the last time you slept?
Ricky: Uh… a few days ago, I think.
Hanbin: A few- how many?!
Ricky: Uh… *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers…
Hanbin: What you need is sleep!
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Hao: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Hanbin: I wrote you a poem.
Hao, already crying: You did?
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Gyuvin: Look at the buns on that guy!
Mathew: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Gunwook: This is the comedy police! The joke’s too funny!
Gyuvin: I’m not going back to jail!
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Jiwoong: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Gunwook: What?
Jiwoong: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Mathew: My friends say I’m the most charismatic out of the group.
Ricky: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Mathew: Thank you.
Ricky:
Ricky: What drugs do you take?
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Jiwoong: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive… urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Ricky: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
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Gyuvin: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Ricky: Peonies, why?
Gyuvin:
Ricky: Were you going to get me flowers?
Gyuvin:
Ricky:
Gyuvin: ᶦᵗ’Ë¢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Jiwoong: You’re so funny!
Mathew: Thanks; I’m desperate for people to like me.
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