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Taerae: Jiwoong is late again.
Hanbin: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Gyuvin: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Yujin: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Taerae: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Jiwoong bursts through the door*
Jiwoong: WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Yujin: School sucks.
Jiwoong: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Yujin: What are jobs like?
Jiwoong: They suck.
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Gyuvin: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Hanbin: Gyuvin, is that legal?
Gyuvin: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!
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Yujin: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Jiwoong: You’re too young to have enemies.
Yujin: You don’t even know.
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*Mathew falls through the ceiling, landing near Hao*
Mathew: Hey, Hao!
Hao: Hey, Mathew!
Mathew: …that hurt.
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Jiwoong, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Taerae: ….That’s a gecko—
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Jiwoong: I am in charge of this disaster!
Yujin: I have a name, you know.
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Mathew: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Jiwoong: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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Ricky: “It’s easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.”
Gunwook: Opposite over hypotenuse.
Gunwook: Dipshit.
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Ricky: Hanbin, if you don’t shut up I’m going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Ricky: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS’ LOCK ON?!
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