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Hao: I wonder who’s ruining my life.
Hao: *looks in the mirror*
Hao: So we meet again.
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Mathew: Damn, Gunwook, are you secretly cool?
Gunwook: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Mathew: I do not.
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Ricky: Wait- Your arresting me because I’m a homo?!
Hanbin: …Homicide. You killed your whole family.
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Gyuvin: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Gyuvin: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Gyuvin: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Yujin: All good bro, any time.
Gyuvin: Fuck you.
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Yujin: Hey, if you type in your pa–word, it’ll show in stars.
Yujin: ********* see!
Jiwoong: hunter2
Jiwoong: Doesn’t look like stars to me.
Yujin: Jiwoong: *******
Yujin: That’s what I see.
Jiwoong: Oh, really?
Yujin: Absolutely.
Jiwoong: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2.
Jiwoong: Haha, does that look funny to you?
Yujin: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as *******
Jiwoong: That’s cool. I didn’t know this site did that.
Yujin: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
Jiwoong: Awesome.
Jiwoong: Wait, how do you know my pa–word?
Yujin: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it’s your pa–word.
Jiwoong: Oh, ok.
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Yujin: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Gyuvin: And?
Yujin: And you are.
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Gyuvin: Are you going to go to bed?
Ricky: I can’t. This is important.
Gyuvin: What?
Ricky: Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Hao: Hanbin is playing hard to get.
Hao: Little do they know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Hao: This bloodline ends with me.
Ricky: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay”.
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