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Hanbin: So, Hao is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Jiwoong: Why?
Hanbin: Because I’ve caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Hao, arms crossed and pouting: You’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Taerae: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Mathew: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Hao: You’re a lying piece of shit!
Jiwoong: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Gyuvin: I’m leaving and I’m taking Yujin with me!
Hanbin, gathering cards: Aaaaand that’s enough Monopoly for today.
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Hanbin: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Mathew. Except you!
Mathew: But Hanbin, I think you’re suspicious!
Hanbin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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*ZB1 is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Hao: *walks in and sits on Hanbin’s lap*
The Squad: …
Taerae: Why are you sitting there?
Hao: There’s no free seats!
Taerae: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Hanbin: *hugs Hao tightly* There are no free seats.
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Mathew: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Yujin: So you’re just gonna wait until Jiwoong is in danger and save them?
Mathew: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Yujin: …
Yujin: You’re insane.
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Ricky: I swear to god I’m the only one here with a braincell.
Gunwook, Gyuvin, Yujin, and Mathew: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Ricky: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it’s gone!
Mathew: Ricky, there’s people that are dying.
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Hanbin: We should normalize not loving family members.
Taerae: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
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Hao: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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