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Hanbin: I’ve organized your messages into three categories.
Hanbin: “From Mathew”
Hanbin: “Death Threats”
Hanbin: and “Death Threats From Mathew”
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Gyuvin: You’re pathetic!
Gunwook: You’re pathetic-er!
Ricky: You’re both losers.
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Hanbin: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?
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*Hanbin dies in a game with ships*
Hao: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it’s a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Hao: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Gyuvin: Legend has it that Hanbin still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Hanbin: Of course I do.
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Taerae: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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Jiwoong: I desire moisture.
Taerae: Please just say “I want water” like a normal person.
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Hao: How’s practice going?
Gyuvin: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Hao: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Gyuvin: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Hao: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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Jiwoong: I don’t want to fight you!
Yujin: I wouldn’t want you to fight me either!
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Yujin: Can I bother you for a second?
Ricky: You’re always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Taerae: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.
Hanbin, covered in bi merch and sipping an iced coffee: Sucks to be you.
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