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Taerae: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Hanbin: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Hao!
Mathew: So Hao knows about this?
Hanbin, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
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Yujin: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Yujin: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Gunwook: Bonjour.
Mathew: Le growl.
Jiwoong: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
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Mathew: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse.
Taerae: You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. “Cars would be better if they could bite and shit” – that was you just now, dumbass.
Taerae: “Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?” Fuck off.
Ricky: It would be cool if cars could buck.
Hanbin: We… We still have horses.
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Hanbin: What’s your body count?
Jiwoong: Do you mean sex or murder?
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Gyuvin: Wake me up-
Mathew: Before you go go
Hanbin: When September ends
Hao: We can work it out yo
Gunwook: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Hao: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
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Yujin: You believe me?
Gyuvin: Yujin, you’re the last good person on this planet. I’d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Hao: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Gyuvin: It was Yujin.
Ricky: It was Yujin.
Gunwook: Yujin broke it.
Yujin:
Yujin: …yOU PROMISED-
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*Taerae gets a phone call*
Taerae: Hello?
Jiwoong: Hi, is Hao there? I need to talk to them.
Taerae: No, Hao is dead.
Hao, very much alive next to Taerae: TAERAE WHAT THE FUCK-
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