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Hao: Are you packed for the trip?
Gyuvin: Yup.
Hao: Then where are your bags?
Gyuvin: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Hao: A change of underwear might be nice.
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Mathew: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
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Jiwoong: I truly hate it here <3
Ricky: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?
Gyuvin: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?
Hanbin: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?
Hao: I’m having a fucking stroke.
Gyuvin: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!
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Jiwoong: I made tea.
Hao: I don’t want tea.
Jiwoong: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Hao: Then why did you tell me?
Jiwoong: It’s a conversation starter.
Hao: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
Jiwoong: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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Jiwoong: Go on, give Hao a compliment.
Yujin: How do you expect me to do that?
Hanbin: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.
Yujin: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day!
Hao, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
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Hanbin: From now on we will be using code names.
Hanbin: You can address me as Eagle One.
Hanbin: Mathew is “been there done that”.
Hanbin: Hao is “currently doing that”.
Hanbin: Jiwoong is “it happened once in a dream”.
Hanbin: Ricky is “if I had to pick a dude”.
Hanbin: And Taerae is..
Hanbin: Eagle Two
Yujin: Oh thank god.
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Hanbin: When Gyuvin was born, the gods said, “They’re too perfect for this world.”
Hao: Please. When they were born, the devil said, “Oh, competition.”
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Gunwook: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm.
Ricky: That is not something you actually have installed.
Gunwook: Sorry, say again? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
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Gyuvin: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Mathew: What’s wrong with you??
Gyuvin: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Taerae: No, they mean other than that.
Gyuvin: Ohhhhhh.
Gyuvin: I haven’t slept in 4 days.
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Hanbin: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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