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Ricky: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.
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Ricky: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Gyuvin meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Hanbin: So, they kissed me.
Mathew: And you kissed them back?
Hanbin: No, I kissed their mouth.
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Taerae: What doesn’t kill me better start running, because now I’m fucking pissed.
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Ricky: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill!
Ricky: *looks around* ….Should I keep it?
Hanbin: Ricky, just do the right thing.
Hao: And put in your bag.
Hanbin: No—
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Gunwook: *Reading a letter*
Hao: Well, what does it say?
Gunwook: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Mathew killed my pet rock.
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Jiwoong: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!
Yujin: Then where are Norwegian people from!?
Hanbin: NORWAY!!
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Ricky: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
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Hao: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Hanbin: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Hao: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Hanbin: But I heard a siren.
Ricky: That was Jiwoong.
Jiwoong: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Gyuvin, admiring a sleeping Ricky: You’re so cute.
Ricky, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Gyuvin, lovingly: I know.
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