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Mathew: I failed my safety training course today.
Hanbin: Why, what happened?
Mathew: Well one of the questions was “In case of a fire, what steps would you take?”
Hanbin: And?
Mathew: Well apparently “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
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*Ricky is telling a story*
Gyuvin: Wow, Ricky, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Jiwoong: Romance?
Gyuvin: I have a crush on them.
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Gyuvin: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Hanbin, exasperated: WHY?!?
Hanbin points at Taerae: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Hanbin points at Gunwook: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Hanbin points at Gyuvin: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Hanbin: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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Hao: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Gyuvin:
Mathew:
Gunwook: Oops?
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Hao: I haven’t seen Gyuvin and Gunwook for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Gyuvin and Gunwook running after it in a panic. Hao doesn’t look outside at all.*
Hao: That probably means they’re getting into trouble.
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Mathew, grinning: Before you were what?
Hao: Before I was-
Mathew: What?
Hao: Before I was inter-
Mathew: Before you were interrupted?
Hao: Cut me off one more time and I swear I’ll-
Mathew: What?
Hao: *makes frustrated sound*
Hanbin, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.
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Yujin: Truth or dare?
Gyuvin: Truth!
Yujin: Do you-
Ricky: I dare you to kiss me.
Gyuvin: *kisses Ricky*
Yujin, to Taerae: They said “truth”, right?
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Hanbin: Fine! I don’t give a shit!
Gyuvin: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.
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Hao: What’s the scariest horror movie you’ve ever watched?
Yujin: IT.
Hanbin: Annabelle.
Ricky: Paranormal Activity.
Gunwook: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn’t know the words.
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Gyuvin: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Hao: wHat?
Gyuvin: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Hao: Can we go back to the part when you said “when I get murdered”?
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