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Hao: Gyuvin, Ricky, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Gyuvin, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Ricky is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Ricky: I love you too 🙂
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Jiwoong: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Gyuvin’s phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Gunwook: Everything’s fine, Mathew.
Mathew: Gunwook, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.
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Hao: I am Hao, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
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Hao: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.
Mathew: What’s the difference then?
Hao: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Gyuvin: Note to self; never get shot.
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Hao: Come on, Jiwoong. Nobody actually believes that Hanbin is in love with me.
Jiwoong, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Hanbin is helplessly in love with Hao.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Hao: Hanbin, put your hand down.
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Mathew: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Hao: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Yujin: Are you listening to me?
Hanbin: *nods*
Yujin: What did I just say?
Hanbin: *nods*
Yujin: …
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Yujin: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Jiwoong: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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Mathew, after sneaking into Ricky’s bedroom: Hey, wake up!
Ricky, half awake: Huh!?
Mathew: I just murdered your entire family!
Ricky: …But I live alone.
Mathew: Huh? Then who are these people in your house???
Ricky: There’s people in my house?
Mathew: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome!
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